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Clips from Silicon Valley - Customer Service (S04E04)

"Uh, yeah, I guess just put it in the garage."
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"Oh. Uh, where I sleep?"
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"All right."
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"(door opens)"
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"- (music playing on speakers) - (engine revs)"
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"- Hey, Russ. - "Hey, Russ"?"
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"- Fuck you, Richard Hendricks! - Fuck me regarding?"
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"It's all over the blogs. You took our idea to Gavin Belson?"
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"standing outside of my kid's school... former school."
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"and so I named one. That was my idea, you were just standing there."
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"Okay, well, uh, I had to go to Gavin,"
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"which, as it turns out, he just signed over to me."
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"because... you want in and we need funding,"
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"(whizzing)"
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"isn't it, Richard? Woo-hoo!"
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"Real estate listings? What, are you looking to move out?"
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"No, I'm just taking a little Redfin holiday."
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"for a company with zero prospects, 'cause fuck me."
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"actually only six times more than you could afford."
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"with all those imaginary savings."
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"What if we don't need an investor at all?"
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"Fuck all these VCs."
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"I mean, they are offering a discount to people who buy before they build."
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"Well, no, it's actually common practice."
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"It's how I bought my condo. The scam came after"
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"Granted, there's no shortage of huge corporations"
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"with vast amounts of data, but it's highly risky."
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"on a network of cellphones before we built the app or the network."
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"than working with all these crazy billionaires."
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"I mean, Jack and his boxes."
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"Gavin just fucked off to go find himself who knows where."
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"The point is, if you don't draw the line in the sand"
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"when some guy pisses in your car, where do you, you know?"
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"Did someone piss in someone's car?"
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"Ah, an adage."
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"often the first customer is the hardest one to land."
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"Medical groups, sales groups, insurance companies,"
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"Jared, yeah, good work here, really."
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"Well, Gavin was right. His name certainly opened a lot of doors."
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"Jared, you didn't tell all these people"
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"that Gavin was still working with the company, did you?"
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"- Was that wrong? - Richard: No, Jared, that's fine."
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"Gentlemen, sorry to keep you waiting."
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"- I'm very excited to... - (whispers)"
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"head of compliance here at Fiduciated General."
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"Uh, sorry, full disclosure:"
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"uh, Gavin Belson has left the company."
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"- (quietly) What are you doing, hmm? - What?"
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"Richard: So, as you can see, your data will be even more secure,"
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"You can expect to see storage savings annually of... 25 percent."
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"are particularly risk averse."
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"Is it a slight Idaho accent, Liz?"
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"- (laughing) - Richard: Get an upgrade from there."
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"Liz, you have beautiful skin."
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"- Both of you. - (inhales sharply)"
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"Clearly, she has a lot of pent-up sexual energy,"
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"This is our CTO."
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"- Do... Do you guys know each other? - No."
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"I just said my name was Dan, that's how he knows."
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"I don't need to waste any more of your time with this."
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"so let's just leave it at "wife," singular, and be done with it."
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"to get back on my feet after I got fired from Oracle,"
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"and... tech firms wouldn't touch me,"
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"Yeah, because, remember, I had to go back"
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"to the restaurant to get your card that you forgot."
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"Uh, yep. Sorry."
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""Daniel, I've fucked every wife you've ever had."
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"You don't come off in that story as well as you think you do."
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"he agreed to a deal?"
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"that what we're trying to build complies"
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"We're reviewing it all tomorrow, actually."
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"We won because of the tech, remember?"
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"but this is not it."
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"I have a thriving incubator."
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"- All right, well, look, I'm gonna step out. - Okay."
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"It's just I... I never really..."
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"And, what, I'm gonna say to all my friends, like,"
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"Every morning I... I get up, and it's vidchat."
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"Then I get up again, it's vidchat."
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"Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I know what you mean."
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"You're the first person to see the place."
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"Even better that donkey Ed Chen and Raviga were so blindsided,"
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"with my name on it."
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"I'd like to be the first to offer you, both,"
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"I don't understand."
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"I'm saying that I very much respect"
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"and the last one to leave a smidge after 4:00."
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"an attractive personal assistant,"
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"If... you are known for anything,"
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"- "But"... what? - But Laurie is my partner,"
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"then there's no future for you here."
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"about testing your first alpha."
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"Can I mark this deliverable as complete?"
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"Is our child a dancer? (laughs)"
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"Wait. I was only using 32.2 gigs of data before the test,"
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"and now it says I'm using 47.8."
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"All of our information is on both phones."
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"Go ahead."
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"Good. That wasn't so hard, was it?"
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"- It's okay. - Gotcha."
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"pretty bad..."
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"Uh, you know what?"
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"Do you have any day-olds?"
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"(clears throat)"
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"Man: I think a few other firms are coming."
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"Seriously, though, I don't know who you're talking about."
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"Hey, man. I don't know who you think you are,"
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"Okay, should we cover this section on intrusion detection and prevention?"
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"It's okay. I know what you're dealing with."
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"And, look, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,"
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"sophisticated decentralized storage infrastructure"
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"the world has... Mm!"
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"And then it just happened."
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"- On the floor? - We were like two wild animals."
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"I mean, he punched Erlich in the face for when he did it to him,"
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"and now what do you think he's gonna do to me, huh?"
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"- Are you in love? - What?"
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"Okay. Okay, that's good."
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"because she's very probably in love with you."
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"You're a catch. Just deal with it."
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