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Clips from Silicon Valley - White Hat/Black Hat (S02E02)

"Richard."
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"but this bake-off can be huge for us."
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"We have to drink this entire bottle of tequila today."
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"Tres Comas."
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"As in, the number I'll have"
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"and we need to pay our engineers."
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"I threatened to walk and you turned lean and hungry,"
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"this entire motherfucking bottle of Tres Comas together."
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"Sorry, sorry. That strategy just sounds so inside the box."
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"Me?"
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"Why else would I lay it off on Bighetti?"
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"XYZ is about the distant future."
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"I'm sorry... are you offering to put me in full charge os Nucleus?"
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"Good job, Carla."
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"Or should I say, "scrumptious"?"
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"for forgoing your salary this week."
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"Remember, if we win..."
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"bonuses all around, so..."
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"You think we got him fired?"
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"I bet we did."
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"the pieces of shit that stole our algorithm."
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"Well, the pieces of shit fired him."
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"So he's getting fired for no reason."
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"He's probably pulling his hair out somewhere,"
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"I bet you're right."
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"Did you forget Jing-Yang eyes pitch?"
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"Clever."
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"The woman you saw outside. Okay?"
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"He's Chinese."
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"So sad."
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"Oh."
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"So you do smoke?"
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"See this little bald spot on my temple?"
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"Some woman choking. Balls."
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"He's such a dick."
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"At least give me a hint."
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"Something. Anything."
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"there was a certain CEO in your office,"
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"I'm saying..."
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"Don't call him."
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"There's... there's kids."
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"I'm gonna skullfuck your whole system."
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"I actually, don't... I don't know him."
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"I'm just here by myself."
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"Face-to-face meetings make things better."
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"Yeah, well, there's no chance of that now, is there?"
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"You can't go traipsinground to their former employees,"
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"telling them how we did it just to make them feel better."
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"You're a fucking black hat now. Act like it."
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"EndFrame stole from us first."
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"and stroke his dick for a while."
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"So, just..."
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"This doesn't concern you guys?"
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"Oh, hey. Hi."
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"- What did you say? - I said nothing."
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"let a little something slip to your boy Friday,"
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"for pedophiles to find victims."
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"unearthed your filthy little secret,"
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"According to security, he entered the building at 9:13."
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"Gavin, is it possible that this is a good thing?"
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"You and you alone."
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"Not now!"
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"Seth hasn't done shit. We're all good."
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"Richard, your paranoia has become officially tedious."
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"directly onto our server via fucking FTP."
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"like an Internet panther. And we don't care."
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"And I want you to know"
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"I'm not gonna do any of those things that I threatened to do."
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"I mean, Dinesh and Gilfoyle obviously said it was a bad idea,"
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"What? What are you... Don't... Who are you calling?"
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"Hello, Gilfoyle. It's Seth again."
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"I'm skullfucking the shit out of your system this time."
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"could also be used to prey on children,"
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"The pedophile facing nature of the app"
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"Worse than pedophiles?"
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"no one's ever died of secondhand heroin."
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"Negligent? Yeah."
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"Well done. Well done."
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"So I'd say it looks good."
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"What is he doing?"
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"Our pants are basically around our ankles"
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"Look, you made us put our phones in a fucking Faraday cage."
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"onto our servers, we're golden."
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"I don't know. Ask me again in two hours and 46 minutes."
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"But it's just really fragile right now and we have a lot to focus on."
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"Fine, fine. After we have tequila."
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"- What? - Shots, boys."
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"We're gonna win this bake-off"
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"You know what's hard about being a billionaire, Richard?"
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"You never know if someone likes you for you or for your money."
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"Just for a second."
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"No way."
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"You got yourself a gift to prove that you're not an asshole?"
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"- Fuck, I'm locked out of the system. - So am I."
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"You guys are killing me."
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"I'm losing hundreds of hours of content."
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"Okay, fucking... Eshwar, I can't really problem solve this"
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"How the fuck did Seth do this?"
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"Well, you said he was harmless."
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"Obviously I was wrong. He must be inside as root."
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"Go to your room! Fuck!"
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"It just stopped deleting."
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"It was just... It just got on there."
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"But, good now. Here you go."
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"I'm gonna..."
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"So, uh, just bear in mind,"
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"At best."
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"All of... All of us or just..."
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"- Out. - Okay."
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"- That was awesome. - We just fed our hogs"
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"to those EndFrame motherfuckers."
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"I don't know."
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"Oh, shit."
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"I just got a call from Marc at EndFrame."
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"Yeah. Uh..."
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"- We have a lot of work to do. - Yeah."
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"A lot."
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"- What? - Bake-off, bitch."
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"this is my own brand."
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"Do you know what that means in Spanish?"
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