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Clips from Silicon Valley - Daily Active Users (S03E03)

"Tables."
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"Tables are made so a person can sit down and do something."
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"Or nothing."
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"Any person can sit at a table,"
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"and if the table is large enough, many people."
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"To make jokes, eat a meal, tell stories."
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"Tables are for people to be together and share."
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"And that is why tables are like Pied Piper."
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"Grapefruits, postcards, hugs."
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"These are things people share to connect, to come closer."
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"To open up about ideas and things that make us feel alive,"
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"like air, ballet, amazing haircuts, weird countries,"
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"three-alarm chili, mountains, continents, the Earth, life."
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"Life is beautiful and sad and hopeful and dangerous."
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"So maybe the reason we share so much"
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"is because we understand that without sharing,"
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"we can't survive."
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"And sharing is tables."
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"Pied Piper."
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"Yes. Tables. I see. It's a metaphor."
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"- It's a wonderful ad spot. - Yeah. We're all just tables."
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"I love what you've done with the place."
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"It's a really nicely done place."
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"Say, is that your dog?"
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"It's a dog."
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"You and I have never really had much of a rapport, have we?"
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"It's... wanting."
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"Oh, look."
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"Well, we're almost there. Prepare to gather, everyone."
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"No, I didn't say to gather. I simply said prepare to gather."
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"- Monica, hey. - Oh, hey. How's it going?"
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"- You holding up okay? - Not really."
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"- I know. - Her parties are always deeply weird."
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"Hey... I guess this is as good a time as any to say it,"
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"but... I'm really sorry for not getting Pied Piper."
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"And to be honest, it's really embarrassing to be so fucking wrong."
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"Well, here's the thing, you... you might not be."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"Okay."
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"So, well, Pied Piper launches and everything's great,"
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"and we spent a fucking bazillion dollars, on the Tables ad"
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"and now we are almost at 500,000 installs, right?"
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"- Yeah. What's the problem? - Well, as you know,"
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"installs isn't really the metric that matters."
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"We need daily active users, people who come back to the platform."
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"Okay, so how many daily users do you actually have?"
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"Okay, what would... what would be a number"
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"that would make you say, Ugh, oh, that's bad."
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"I don't know, like, 100,000?"
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"Are you less?"
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"How much less?"
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"- 19,000. - 19... 19,000 less than a hu..."
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"- 81,000? - No. No, just 19,000."
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"- That's the only number. - What?"
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"- That's... that's terrible. - Yeah. I'm aware."
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"Well, yeah, that's art, not a chair."
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"Richard! Oh, my... well, you haven't told Laurie yet, have you?"
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"- No. - Okay. Well, who else knows?"
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"- Dinesh and Gilfoyle? - No."
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"Erlich?"
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"No."
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"Well, apparently Jared knows."
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"www.TUSUBTITULO.com -DIFUNDE LA CULTURA-"
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"Yeah, Pied Piper's sort of what I'm known for,"
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"but I'm into a lot of cool stuff."
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"Like, a lot."
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"You seem surprised."
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"I'll give you an example. A few months ago,"
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"I'm at my computer, freestyling,"
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"just kind of jammin' out, you know,"
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"before I knew it I had thrown together"
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"the greatest video-chat app the world has ever seen."
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"So you invented Skype a few months ago?"
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"Great ideas just sort of flow through me."
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"The platform, you know, it's sort of a group project,"
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"but... the video-chat app, that's my solo album."
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"- Oh, Robert. - I'm Dinesh."
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"What the fuck is going on with you?"
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"Could you be more specific?"
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"You're hiding something."
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"What? No, I'm not."
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"Everything's fine. You know, everything's fine."
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"That's a lie."
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"I can tell because you subscribe"
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"to traditional Judeo-Christian mores of right and wrong."
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"You're made uncomfortable by untruth."
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"My commitment to LaVeyan Satanism"
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"grants me certain freedoms."
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"There is no good and evil, there's only self."
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"- Would you like a beverage? - Yes, I would."
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"Lie. You just want me to go to the bar and leave you alone."
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"Gil... you crack me up."
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"Lie."
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"I terrify you, as I should."
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"Get out of here."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"Okay, so, I just spoke with my friend who runs a market research firm,"
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"she's gonna set up a focus group for the platform,"
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"put it in the hands of some real users,"
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"and hopefully it'll be super obvious what's going wrong."
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"- Okay, great. - Clink, clink, clink. Gather."
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"Faster, please. Gather faster. We're close."
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"We need to see the numbers change."
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"499,995,"
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"499,996..."
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"INSTALLS: 499,996"
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"INSTALLS: 499,997"
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"499,997..."
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"It's going great. They've been engaging"
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"with the platform for about an hour now."
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"- They're just starting the Q and A. - Great."
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"Thank you, everyone, for sharing your feelings"
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"on the revolutionary new Pied Piper platform."
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"Now, Bernice, you say here that you were..."
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"totally freaked out by the platform."
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"What specifically totally freaked you out?"
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"Everything. Just every single thing about it."
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"Just, like, how it worked."
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"Now, who else found themselves"
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"totally freaked out by this platform?"
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