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Clips from Silicon Valley - Signaling Risk (S01E01)

"It's a fucking sketchy neighborhood, man."
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"You see that guy? That's Chuy Ramirez."
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"And he's gonna do our new logo."
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"That's the artist you were talking about?"
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"You said he had paintings in galleries."
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"His works hang in the gallery of the streets."
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"- I'll be back in a flash. - Whoa, no. What?"
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"OK."
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"Man, we're just going to sit here like this?"
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"Oh, shit. Look at this guy."
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"He's a scary individual."
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"- Whoa. Um... - Hey, buddy. Do you have any drugs?"
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"Please, let it up. Let it up."
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"If you don't let it go, I can't roll it up."
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"Just... please... Just, you..."
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"Fucking prick! Ow!"
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"I'm gonna beat you in your face!"
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"Chuy Ramirez? Erlich Bachman."
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"- We spoke on the phone? - What's up, man?"
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"- Pleasure to meet you. - All right."
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"This is great. Look at this."
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"This is what we need, you know what I mean? Something raw."
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"We already have kind of a shitty name, Pied Piper,"
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"but the last thing we want is two lowercase P's in a square"
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"like those motherfuckers across the freeway would make."
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"This is what we want?"
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"So you gonna give me stock options, or what?"
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"- What? - Yeah. You know Dave Cho?"
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"He did the murals over at Facebook."
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"He got a stock option deal, ended up making like a hundred million dollars."
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"I want a deal like that."
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"You know, I don't really speak all that Wall Street bullshit."
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"We're just like five guys hanging out in a house,"
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"trying to make cool shit."
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"Well, you told me you own ten percent of it,"
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"so you must know something about it, right?"
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"You could just give me some of your points."
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"Hey, I'm not an accountant, you know?"
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"I don't even know what that means,"
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"a lot of those words."
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"You fucking prick!"
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"Oh, you fucker."
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"Let me in. Please, please..."
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"I'll break this. I don't care. I don't care."
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"- I'll break this... - I can't hear you."
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"Oh God."
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"I can't hear you."
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"Yeah, but you don't want stock in our company."
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"If I could go back in time, I wouldn't have taken the stock."
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"I would've taken cash only. I'm telling you..."
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"Who's that dude?"
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"- Uh, nobody. He's a coder. - You got a Latino working for you?"
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"That's cool, yo. Not a lot of Latinos working in tech."
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"Yeah. Yeah, he's Latino."
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"Yeah, and he's one of the best coders we have."
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"Kind of adds a Latin flair to the company."
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"I told you, we do things differently."
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"Yeah. You know what?"
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"I could do a cash deal for a Latino company."
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"I think we should get out of here, though,"
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"because I just painted over some dude's shit"
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"and people get shot behind that."
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"So I'll catch you on the flip. Peace!"
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"Uh, OK. Peace, Chuy."
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"Oh, God. This is..."
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"This is very real!"
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"Hey, Dinesh! Get in the fucking car."
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"There may be a drive-by about to happen."
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"What?"
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"You promised this guy ten thousand dollars"
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"without any approval?"
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"- Are you high? - A little bit, yeah."
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"But that's irrelevant."
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"A cool company needs a cool logo."
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"You think those guys over at Nucleus are hiring"
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"a convicted felon to paint a mural on their garage?"
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"For ten thousand dollars? No."
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"Look, I took a run at a burn-down chart."
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"Jesus fucking Christ."
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"It's not pretty."
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"The way things are going,"
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"we're not gonna finish for five months,"
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"and even with everyone on reduced salaries,"
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"we'll exhaust all our funding in four."
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"And that's without wasting ten thousand dollars on artwork."
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"Wasting? I got a great deal."
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"You know he wanted stock options until he saw Dinesh?"
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"- Hold on, what? - Don't be offended,"
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"but for some weird reason, Chuy took a look at you"
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"and thought you were... a Mexican."
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"Why would I be offended by that?"
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"- What? - Why would I be offended"
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"by him thinking I'm Mexican?"
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"He's Mexican, right?"
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"Yeah, he is, but you're not. You're Pakistani."
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"So? Actually,"
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"the very fact that you think this would be offensive to me"
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"is offensive."
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"You're the one being racist."
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"No. I'm not the one who called you a Mexican."
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"Called me a Mexican? You're doing it again."
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"I'm bending over backwards to not be racist right now."
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"All right. Well, what did he say when you told him I wasn't Mexican?"
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"- I didn't. - And why not?"
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"Because I wanted him to paint our garage for cheap."
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"I... I genuinely don't know how to respond to that."
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"You know, I'm not gonna take the bait here."
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"I am not a racist, all right?"
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"I watch a lot of black porn. I mean, a lot."
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"One question."
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"In this porn, is the man black,"
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"or the woman black, or are they both?"
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"Is one of those racist, and the others aren't?"
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"I'll hack his browser history. We'll get to the bottom of this."
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"Yep."
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"Hold on. That's unnecessary."
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"Hold on."
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"Richard?"
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"Can you explain this to me?"
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