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Clips from Silicon Valley - Success Failure (S04E04)

"No, I'll get my car tomorrow. I had too many."
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"Hello. For Jim?"
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"so I put this on there to stop me from doing it."
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"Uh, can I take this?"
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"- Sure. - All right."
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"I agree."
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"Hello, friend."
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"I doubt it would even work."
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"that would be horrible."
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"Well, let's find out."
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"We all look amazing, don't we?"
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"Uh, yes."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I saw you at TechCrunch. You're Richard Hendricks."
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"- Pull over now. - DINESH: That is great!"
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"I am not involved!"
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"- Hey, are you on the shitter? - Pull the fuck over."
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"Come on. Listen to me."
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"Hit a million daily active users"
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"while sustaining the same kind of growth,"
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"then everybody in town will be trying to kidnap you."
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"Problem solved."
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"Right, and every new user increases our server cost."
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"Really? I'm sorry."
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"Welcome to the Valley, assholes."
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"- (SIGHS) Fuck. - (DOOR CLOSES)"
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"(STAMMERS)"
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"Oh, okay."
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Took me two fucking days,"
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"like a bunch of fucking yentas."
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"getting fucked face-first by your credit card company"
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"because of massive AWS hosting fees."
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"What's taking you so long to give us our fucking shares?"
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"But I assure you, Big Head and I are on the case."
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"Well, Your Highness, could you please push your code?"
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"What? We stayed up for two fucking days."
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"Why didn't you write your code?"
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"I, uh, I started to optimize our code"
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"when I can build a new encoder"
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"to support... get this... 12-bit color."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"After."
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"Before."
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"After every VC in town turned us down,"
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"The whole reason that Gilfoyle and I"
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"Technically, the reason why we stayed up for two days"
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"They're not gonna be able to tell the fucking difference."
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"and I'm the CEO, and I'm gonna say this is where we go."
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"- You fucking prick. - Whoa."
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"You've always hated the video chat, because it's my thing,"
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"and you wanna rewrite it to make it all about you."
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"than passable video chat."
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"I'm quite certain I've never said this before."
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"I know you don't toot your own horn,"
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"Here to you, Jack,"
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"becoming the most successful American data storage appliance"
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"Toot, toot."
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"Watch your back, Jeff Bezos, here comes Hooli."
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"will be just over 11 hours, so if you'll just..."
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"Of course."
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"Maybe we'll head to Moffett first,"
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"the boys like to go over the Pole,"
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"- Of course. - Great."
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"And generally, I think it would be good for morale."
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"So, we need to get this cap table done tout de suite."
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"If you had any respect,"
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"you wouldn't have talked my son into wasting his money..."
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"In my eyes, the company is already dead."
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"That's my edge."
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"He seems okay with that."
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"to the gents from my 50 percent,"
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"effectively leaving me with 10 percent?"
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"Then I would've invested 500 thou... a half of a million dollars"
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"I'm not helping in any way."
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"- (CLEARS THROAT) - I don't know, it's just that..."
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"How? We've already been turned down"
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"by every respectable VC in town."
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"♪ ♪"
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"- (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) - Thanks for meeting me here."
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"My fucking nanny got another DUI"
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"and lost her license, and I'm stuck picking up"
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"my own kid like an asshole. So what's up?"
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"back in the previous iteration, the platform."
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"Well, I was hoping you would want to come on as a follow-on investor"
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"Yeah. It's got a great tech. We're growing like crazy."
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"and I think it could be really good if we could just keep it going."
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"No, you don't."
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"You don't believe in this product you're selling."
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"(STAMMERS) Russ, no, that's... It's a good, sound business."
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"I don't... I do... Okay, what dude?"
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"It could be a... a twink, a bear,"
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"But the point is, if you're gonna spend all day fucking,"
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"you can build anything in the world you want with your compression,"
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"- You said I have unlimited time? - Now. Now, now!"
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"- I own a telescope... - Of course you do."
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"And then I thought, "Okay..."
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""there's literally millions of times"
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""more computing power in my phone"
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"So then I thought, "What if we use all those phones"
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"we could build a completely decentralized version"
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"no tolls, no government regulation,"
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"no spying. Information..."
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"You wanna build a new Internet?"
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"- Yeah, it's... - Richard, I like it."
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"That I would fund."
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"Well, I-I... I don't know if it's possible, and..."
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"then you need to fuck him."
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"Wait a minute."
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"- (ENGINE REVVING) - Careful please. He's gonna peel out."
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"♪ Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort ♪"
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"I mean, I hate the video chat. I really do."
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"Yeah, I'm very aware."
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"and going against her, so she moved me down here"
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"and gave my office to that little"
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"Anyway, Richard, you're not gonna seriously go home"
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"that even though your user rates are skyrocketing"
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"that you wanna pivot."
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"Instead of typing, I just bite my fingernails."
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"It's a really good product."
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