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Clips from Cheers - Diane's Nightmare (S04E04)

Short Films 1982 Season 4, Episode 5 29 min 552 clips

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Ok, guys. Time's almost up.
Well, how do They expect you To fill in words
With all the letters Mixed up like that?
That's the, uh, Point of the game, woody.
Hey, sam, Where's diane?
She couldn't Catch winks
If she walked Naked through A troop train.
Gee, i wonder if She's dreaming about me.
Fat chance.
That's it. Time's up. What do you got?
You first.
I've got "grape, Pear, and ear."
All right. Ah, well,
Sorry, woody. I got those 2,
So it cancels Yours out,
But i've also got, uh, "Fork, flerk, and snuff."
Sam: come on, man,
There's no such word As flerk.
What are you Talkin' about?
You know those little flags On the mailboxes?
What do you think Holds 'em on?
Gee, mr. Clavin, You're so smart,
I don't even know Why i bother Playin' with you.
You always win.
You know What i say, woody?
You just gotta Be tenacious.
Just like The great horned muen.
Yeah, just missed By a cat's pleck.
Yep.
* Makin' your way In the world today *
* Takes everything You've got *
* Takin' a break From all your worries *
* Sure would help a lot *
* Wouldn't you like To get away? *
* Sometimes you wanna go *
* Where everybody knows Your name *
* And they're always Glad you came *
* You wanna Be where you can see *
* Our troubles Are all the same *
* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *
* You wanna Go where people know *
* People are all the same *
* You wanna go where Everybody knows your name *
[Thunder]
Why, that's some storm Out there tonight,
Huh, mr. Clavin?
Yeah, well, to the layman, Perhaps, woody,
But in my profession, We have a saying--
"Neither rain nor sleet Nor gloom of night
Cliff, my car Has stalled outside.
How about gettin' me Your jumper cables?
What, and Catch my death?
Hit the bricks.
Appreciate it.
Sam, table 6 wants A bottle of house red.
Woody, would You mind goin', uh,
Down to The wine cellar
And get us Some more, please?
Woody: of course not.
You know, i used To be afraid of the dark,
But, uh, i got Myself over it.
Oh, yeah? How'd you do that?
Oh, well, I just shut my eyes
And pretended It wasn't there.
Wine cellar?
Since when have we Had a wine cellar?
Vodka, rocks, 2.
On your day off,
Uh, i had a couple Of workers checkin' The plumbin',
And they discovered That there was A staircase
Behind the wall In the closet there.
[Laughs] That's amazing.
You mean, it's just been There all this time?
Yeah.
A long time ago, When this, uh,
Was just a private House here,
The owners Used to keep
Their crazy Old grandmother Down there.
They say that if You're real quiet,
You can hear Her chains rattle.
Supposedly, She swore To seek vengeance
On blonde Waitresses. Bleah!
[Cliff laughs] Sam: bleah!
Very funny.
Good evening, everybody.
All: norm!
Diane: norman.
Still pourin', norm?
That's funny. I was about to ask you The same thing.
Hey, some storm, huh?
Yeah. If i don't Get home to vera soon,
That road's Gonna be closed.
I'd say about another Half hour or so Oughta do it.
Hey, sam, Where's the paper?
I wanna see what they Say about the storm.
Woody had it A minute ago.
Where is he, anyway?
Ah. Better go check on him.
Oh, here it is. Wait a minute.
I'll take that, Sammy.
I told, uh, vera I'd check for Double coupons.
Ah, norman, That's very sweet.
Yeah, you know, Diane, marriage Is a full-time job.
Yeah.
Ho. Hey, diane.
Diane: mm-hmm. Remember that lunatic
Who tried To strangle you
While you were Doing that scene
From othello out there?
Yeah, what was his name, Andy schroeder?
Norm: there he is. What about him?
Uh, it says here That he escaped From the state--
Aah!
Whoa, She does remember. Yeah.