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Clips from Cheers - Where There's a Will... (S02E02)

Short Films 1982 Season 2, Episode 12 29 min 542 clips

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AND YOU CAN DIVIDE IT AS YOU SEE FIT.
NO, NO, MR. KRAMER--
SORRY, SAM, I'VE GOT TO RUN.
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT, AND THANKS AGAIN.
GOOD NIGHT, MR. KRAMER.
YEAH, YEAH. DON'T BE A STRANGER. SAMMY...
HEY, COME ON, WOULD YOU? STOP IT.
NONE OF THAT KISSY, KISSY STUFF.
HOW MUCH EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED, SAM?
DOES THERE HAVE TO BE BLOODSHED?
DESTROY THE WILL.
LET'S KILL HER!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
HEY, WAIT.
[BELL CLANGS]
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, SAM?
YEAH, COME ON, SAMMY, WALK LIKE A MAN.
AND THAT'S IT.
[ALL CLAMOR]
[BELL CLANGS]
[GASPS]
SAM!
NOW IT'S OVER. IT'S DONE.
LET'S JUST EVERYBODY GET BACK TO NORMAL HERE.
WE SHOULD'VE KILLED HER WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE.
WELL, NOW, I HOPE THAT'S TAUGHT YOU ALL A LESSON.
COACH, YOU MEAN ABOUT NOT BEING GREEDY ABOUT MONEY?
NO. ALWAYS DISPOSE OF FLAMING MATERIALS PROPERLY.
I GUESS WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
GUYS LIKE US DON'T GET THAT KIND OF MONEY.
WELL, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, GUYS.
YEAH, YOU CAN TALK. YOU'LL BE A LAWYER SOMEDAY.
YEAH, YEAH, BUT A BAD ONE.
HEY, WILL YOU GIVE ME A BREAK?
WELL, CHEERS IS CHEERS AGAIN...
AND I'M RELIEVED.
I'M GOING TO GO THANK SAM,
AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD, TOO.
NO ONE SAID A WORD ABOUT MY NEW HAIRDO.
IT STINKS. IT STINKS.
THERE, NOW, WAS THAT SO HARD?
SAM...
WHAT YOU DID OUT THERE WAS FINE AND NOBLE,
AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
I CAN TELL BY YOUR LOOK ON YOUR FACE
THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, HUH?
YES, DIANE, I AM.
I'M--I'M PROUD AND...
RICH.
WHAT'S THAT?
THIS LITTLE BABY IS MY TICKET TO HAPPINESS.
THIS IS THE WILL. I PALMED IT, AND I BURNED A PHONY.
WHAT? HOW?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I DO MAGIC, REMEMBER?
WATCH THIS.
[HUMMING]
OOH, LOOKY HERE.
THAT WAS THE MOST AVARICIOUS,
UNREGENERATE, RAPACIOUS THING YOU'VE EVER DONE.
WAIT A SECOND HERE.
A COUPLE OF THOSE WORDS DIDN'T SOUND VERY NICE.
HOW'S THIS?
YOU HAVE SUNK SO LOW,
YOU WOULD NEED A LADDER TO KISS A SNAKE'S HINEY.
I SAW WHAT THOSE PEOPLE WERE DOING,
GOING AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS OUT THERE.
HMM.
OH, COME ON, COME ON, LOOK AT IT LOGICALLY.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN
YOUR NEWFOUND RICHES TO THEM?
GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT HERE.
I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE MY LIFESTYLE ALL OF A SUDDEN.
MY PURCHASES WILL BE SIMPLE.
A TELEVISION MAYBE,
A PAIR OF SHOES,
A COUPLE PAIR OF PANTS,
A TRIP TO THE CANARIES
IN MY BRAND-NEW 60-FOOT YACHT.
OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
HEY, COME ON, YOU'RE MY SWEETIE.
I WANT TO SPLIT THE MONEY WITH YOU.
THINK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD YOU CAN DO
WITH THIS MONEY OUT THERE, HUH, HUH?
WHAT GOOD COULD COME OF THIS?
CHARITIES...
WELL, I SUPPOSE ONE COULD DO WONDERS WITH...
A LOT OF MONEY,
IF ONE WERE SO INCLINED.
I COULD DONATE TO ENVIRONMENTAL CHARITIES.
DONATE!
FIGHT WORLD HUNGER,
SAVE ENDANGERED SPECIES,
AND GRAB UP THAT FABULOUS SILK DRESS AT CLAUDINE'S.
YES, YES!
OH, NO! NOW I'M DOING IT.
I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? RAT ON ME?
UH-HUH. OH, WAIT A SECOND HERE. WAIT A SECOND.
YOU'RE CRAZY.
OH, YEAH, WELL, I MAY BE CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT STUPID.
YOU'RE VERY STUPID.
I'LL TELL YOU HOW STUPID I AM,
I SEE THROUGH YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AH, THAT'S STUPID.
YOU WANT MY MONEY.
HA HA! AW, YOU JUST LOST YOUR BOAT RIDE, BABY.
YOU CAN'T SLAP ME. I'M A RICH GUY.
HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS?
I DON'T KNOW YOU. I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS,