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Clips from Cheers - Affairs of the Heart (S02E02)

Short Films 1982 Season 2, Episode 6 29 min 501 clips

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EXCUSE ME, CUTIE.
CUTIE? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?
HER.
BETTER BE.
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE.
I AIN'T HERE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
I HATE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME CUTIE.
WELL I DO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL,
BUT THAT MAKES SENSE. HONEY IS BEE BARF.
[SNORT]
DOES THAT SNORT MEAN WE WERE AMUSED?
* TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *
* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT
* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *
* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW
* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME
* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.
NORM! NORM! NORMAN!
HOW'S LIFE, NORM?
ASK THE MAN WHO'S GOT ONE.
AHH, HERE'S MINE NOW.
AHH, ABOUT THAT, NORM.
SAMMY RAISED THE PRICE TO THE DRAFT.
HEY, I WAS GOING TO TELL HIM, CLIFF.
SURE, SAM. WHY NOT? IT'S GET NORM YEAR.
JOIN THE FUN.
HEY, COME ON. IT'S ONLY A QUARTER.
ONLY A QUARTER. THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR TUNE.
SAM, WATCH IT, HE'S GOING FOR HIS GUN.
IT'S JUST MY CALCULATOR, COACH.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
HOW MUCH I CAN DRINK,
AND STILL STAY WITHIN MY SUDS ALLOWANCE.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CUT BACK 8.7%.
IT COMES OUT TO ONE BEER EVERY HALF HOUR.
SLOWING DOWN ISN'T SO BAD.
SAM, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU
OH, STOP. I'M BLUSHING.
I MEANT YOU .
SO WHAT.
I'M SORRY.
YOU SURE ARE.
ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR, SAM.
OH, SAM!
IF YOU COULD SEE PAST YOUR CODPIECE...
YOU'D NOTICE THAT I WAS REFERRING
TO THAT GENTLEMAN RIGHT OVER THERE.
HANK?
YES. HE'S BEEN WATCHING CARLA ALL WEEK.
WITH DESIRE, THERE WOULD BE DROOL ON HIS CHIN.
EXCUSE ME. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
WELL, FOR WHATEVER REASON,
HE'S ATTRACTED TO CARLA,
BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO GET STARTED.
I THINK I SHOULD HELP HIM.
I THINK YOU SHOULDN'T.
WE'LL COMPROMISE. I'LL HELP HIM.
I KNEW WE COULD WORK THIS OUT.
EXCUSE ME.
I'M DIANE CHAMBERS.
HELLO. HENRY ZENZOLA.
NO. PLEASE.
HENRY, I WANT TO PUT IT RIGHT ON THE LINE.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CARLA?
YOU MEAN THE WAITRESS WITH THE FOUL MOUTH,
THAT'S THE ONE.
SHE'S THE HOTTEST THING WALKING.
YOU THINK SO?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET TO HER ALL WEEK.
SHE ACTS LIKE I'M CONTAGIOUS.
HAS SHE ACTUALLY MADE ANY RETCHING NOISES?
NO.
YOU'RE IN.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHAT A NICE PERSON.
IS SHE ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
UH, YEAH. YEAH.
COACH, GIVE ME A BEER.
AREN'T YOU?
NO, NO, CLIFF. I'M ON LONDON TIME.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
HIS NAME IS HENRY. HE'S INTERESTED IN YOU .
SO WHAT?
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO OVER AND TALK TO HIM.
WELL, I DON'T.
WHY?
CARLA, I ASSURE YOU HE'S PERFECTLY CHARMING.
I THINK HE'S KIND OF ATTRACTIVE, TOO, DON'T YOU?
YEAH, AS CUE BALLS GO, HE'S A LOOKER.
DON'T ASK ME WHY,
CARLA, I CAN SEE WHY YOU THINK THAT,
BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP FEELING THAT YOUR UNDESIRABLE.
ARE YOU KIDDING?