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Clips from Cheers - Knights of the Scimitar (S05E05)

Hey, "cheers" is filmed Before a live studio audience.

"Hey, "cheers" is filmed Before a live studio audience."

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Good afternoon, woody.

"Good afternoon, woody."

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Oh, hiya, Mr. Twitchell.

"Oh, hiya, Mr. Twitchell."

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If it isn't walter K. Twitchell,

"If it isn't walter K. Twitchell,"

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The man who put The knee in wienie.

"The man who put The knee in wienie."

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You south central Branch types

"You south central Branch types"

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Are all alike-- Wisenheimers.

"Are all alike-- Wisenheimers."

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Good lord, Miss agnes.

"Good lord, Miss agnes."

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You're wearing Your postal key chain,

"You're wearing Your postal key chain,"

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And you're not On active duty?

"And you're not On active duty?"

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That's a direct violation Of postal regulations.

"That's a direct violation Of postal regulations."

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I'm filing a report On you.

"I'm filing a report On you."

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Oh, yeah? Yeah.

"Oh, yeah? Yeah."

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I'd love to see The supervisor's face

"I'd love to see The supervisor's face"

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When he calls me out On the mat,

"When he calls me out On the mat,"

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And i whip out This baby.

"And i whip out This baby."

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Care to take a peep at The old french peeper Here, twitch?

"Care to take a peep at The old french peeper Here, twitch?"

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I warn you...

"I warn you..."

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She's pretty hot stuff.

"She's pretty hot stuff."

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You're a sick man, Clavin.

"You're a sick man, Clavin."

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What?

"What?"

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Nice shiner There, twitch.

"Nice shiner There, twitch."

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They can never Pass up a chance

"They can never Pass up a chance"

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To sneak a peek At natalie In her nightie.

"To sneak a peek At natalie In her nightie."

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Nightie?

"Nightie?"

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Wasn't wearing anything I could see.

"Wasn't wearing anything I could see."

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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Revenge is sweet.

"Revenge is sweet."

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Here's the mail! Have a nice day.

"Here's the mail! Have a nice day."

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I'll get you!

"I'll get you!"

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* Makin' your way In the world today *

"* Makin' your way In the world today *"

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* Takes everything You've got *

"* Takes everything You've got *"

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* Takin' a break From all your worries *

"* Takin' a break From all your worries *"

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* Sure would Help a lot *

"* Sure would Help a lot *"

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* Wouldn't you like To get away *

"* Wouldn't you like To get away *"

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* Sometimes You wanna go *

"* Sometimes You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* And they're always Glad you came *

"* And they're always Glad you came *"

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* You wanna be Where you can see *

"* You wanna be Where you can see *"

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* Our troubles Are all the same *

"* Our troubles Are all the same *"

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* You wanna be *

"* You wanna be *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* You wanna go Where people know *

"* You wanna go Where people know *"

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* People are All the same *

"* People are All the same *"

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* You wanna go *

"* You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name **

"* Where everybody Knows your name **"

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[Sighs]

"[Sighs]"

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[Sighing] Ahh...

"[Sighing] Ahh..."

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You developing A slow leak, diane?

"You developing A slow leak, diane?"

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No.

"No."

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I have a problem.

"I have a problem."

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I just don't know Who to talk to.

"I just don't know Who to talk to."

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Oh. Well, How about me?

"Oh. Well, How about me?"

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I don't think that Would be appropriate In this case.

"I don't think that Would be appropriate In this case."

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You see, It's a romantic Problem.

"You see, It's a romantic Problem."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Considering Our past, I don't think

"Considering Our past, I don't think"

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You could Possibly maintain Your objectivity.

"You could Possibly maintain Your objectivity."

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Oh, come on, Give it a shot.

"Oh, come on, Give it a shot."

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Very well.

"Very well."

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As you know, last week I was substituting

"As you know, last week I was substituting"

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As a teaching assistant At the college, and...

"As a teaching assistant At the college, and..."

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It seems that A student has fallen In love with me.

"It seems that A student has fallen In love with me."

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Marry him.

"Marry him."

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Sam... In this case,

"Sam... In this case,"

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The smitten youth Is particularly Good-looking.

"The smitten youth Is particularly Good-looking."

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Uh-huh...

"Uh-huh..."

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No.

"No."

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Make that Exceptionally Good-looking.

"Make that Exceptionally Good-looking."

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Ok.

"Ok."

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No. Make it Greek godlike.

"No. Make it Greek godlike."

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The problem Is that he's Very persistent,

"The problem Is that he's Very persistent,"

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And with his beauty And youthful ardor,

"And with his beauty And youthful ardor,"

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I find myself Inexplicably Drawn to him.

"I find myself Inexplicably Drawn to him."

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He's asked me out Several times.

"He's asked me out Several times."

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Now, i don't want To encourage him,

"Now, i don't want To encourage him,"

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But on the other Hand, i'm tempted.

"But on the other Hand, i'm tempted."

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What do you think I should do, sam?

"What do you think I should do, sam?"

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I'm sorry. I got sidetracked there.

"I'm sorry. I got sidetracked there."

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I was looking At my foot.

"I was looking At my foot."

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Sam, please.

"Sam, please."

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As you know, i'm one Who prides herself

"As you know, i'm one Who prides herself"

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On her attraction To the inner man.

"On her attraction To the inner man."

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Every once in a while Someone comes along That makes you go zowie.

"Every once in a while Someone comes along That makes you go zowie."

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Oh, stop it, will you?

"Oh, stop it, will you?"

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You're just trying To make me jealous.

"You're just trying To make me jealous."

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Your being jealous

"Your being jealous"

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Was the farthest thing From my mind.

"Was the farthest thing From my mind."

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Although, now that You bring it up,

"Although, now that You bring it up,"

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Any sane man Would be jealous Of lance apollonaire.

"Any sane man Would be jealous Of lance apollonaire."

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Oh, come on, If you're gonna make A guy up,

"Oh, come on, If you're gonna make A guy up,"

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At least give him A name

"At least give him A name"

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That doesn't Sound like A bad after-shave.

"That doesn't Sound like A bad after-shave."

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I knew It was a mistake To talk to you.

"I knew It was a mistake To talk to you."

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I'll have to Deal this on my own.

"I'll have to Deal this on my own."

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Rest assured, though, That the last thing I need

"Rest assured, though, That the last thing I need"

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Is to become that young Man's mrs. Robinson.

"Is to become that young Man's mrs. Robinson."

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Wouldn't that be Mrs. Apollonaire?

"Wouldn't that be Mrs. Apollonaire?"

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No, woody.

"No, woody."

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Mrs. Robinson was a...

"Mrs. Robinson was a..."

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Yes, it would.

"Yes, it would."

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Top of the day, Everybody.

"Top of the day, Everybody."

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What a fine day It is, too.

"What a fine day It is, too."

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Why The good spirits, Mr. Clavin?

"Why The good spirits, Mr. Clavin?"

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Well, you guys ever hear Of the knights Of the scimitar?

"Well, you guys ever hear Of the knights Of the scimitar?"

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Yeah, it's one of Those lodges, right?

"Yeah, it's one of Those lodges, right?"

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The lodge, sammy.

"The lodge, sammy."

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It's always Been a dream of mine

"It's always Been a dream of mine"

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To become a member.

"To become a member."

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Well, yesterday I made it.

"Well, yesterday I made it."

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You guys are looking At a knight.

"You guys are looking At a knight."

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Hey, That's great.

"Hey, That's great."

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

"Thank you. Thank you very much."

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Dad himself Was a knight.

"Dad himself Was a knight."

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When i was a kid, I used to sneak up Into his room

"When i was a kid, I used to sneak up Into his room"

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When he was out at work,

"When he was out at work,"

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And try on His turban and sword.

"And try on His turban and sword."

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And unless I miss my guess,

"And unless I miss my guess,"

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You completed The outfit

"You completed The outfit"

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With your mother's bra And high heels.

"With your mother's bra And high heels."

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