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Clips from Cheers - Everyone Imitates Art (S05E05)

Short Films 1982 Season 5, Episode 10 29 min 452 clips

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"Cheers" is filmed before A live studio audience.
[Tv playing]
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[Whistling]
* Makin' your way In the world today *
* Takes everything You've got *
* Takin' a break From all your worries *
* Sure would Help a lot *
* Wouldn't you like To get away *
* Sometimes You wanna go *
* Where everybody Knows your name *
* And they're always Glad you came *
* You wanna be Where you can see *
* Our troubles Are all the same *
* You wanna be *
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* You wanna go Where people know *
* People are All the same *
* You wanna go *
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Of all the stinking, Dirty, rotten,
Maggot-sucking, Vermin-infested stinkweeds!
Shut up.
What seems to be The problem?
Says his appendix burst.
That seems Serious to me.
His appendix bursts Every time i need a favor.
If he was smart, He'd have that removed.
Hello, one and all.
Hello.
How are you, Love of my life?
Just fine, Pain in my neck.
The most exciting Thing has happened.
You'll never guess.
I got a letter From zzygy.
Stop it.
Yeah.
All right, all right. Who's zzygy?
It's not a who.
It's a new Literary review
Dedicated To publishing Prose and poetry
That's right on The cutting edge.
Well, i for one Am excited for you.
There, it passed.
Let me have a look at it. What does the letter say?
Well, i submitted One of my poems For publication.
Quite honestly, I was overwhelmed By the response.
It was more Than i could ever Have hoped for.
But, i blush. Read it.
It speaks For itself.
[Giggles]
This is A rejection letter.
It's not a rejection Letter per se,
It's a soon-and- Inevitably-to-be Accepted letter.
Listen to this.
"Your work Is not entirely Without promise."
They're Almost begging for Another submission.
Because that looks like A form letter to me.
Poor sam.
This really Threatens you, Doesn't it?
Let me assure you That i can heed My man
As well as my muse.
If they hadn't Perceived me
As an up-and-coming Literary talent.
This is just like you.
You turn every defeat Into a victory.
Then you all of a sudden Start making wedding plans.
You know, i bet i could Send a poem to that magazine
And get the same letter Back that you did.
Sam, you don't want To write a poem.
Poetry is very, Very difficult.
What's the big deal?
All you got to do Is rhyme.
Most great Modern poetry
Doesn't necessarily Have to rhyme.
Well, that's Even easier, Isn't it?
Fine.
Fine, fine, fine.
Go ahead.
Write Your little poem.
You don't think I can even write A stupid poem.
Of course you can.
Don't forget To capitalize The first letter.
I'm going to do this. I'm gonna show you
That i can be as much Of a reject as you.
I told you I was not rejected.
Whatever.
Now, If you'll excuse me,
I have a little Creating to do.
Coffee.
Any of you guys Know how to write poetry?
I know How to make Fun of them.