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Clips from Cheers - The Bartender's Tale (S03E03)

"CHEERS" IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

""CHEERS" IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE."

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WHO'S THE LOVELY LADY SAM'S TALKING TO?

"WHO'S THE LOVELY LADY SAM'S TALKING TO?"

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ANOTHER APPLICANT FOR THE WAITRESS JOB.

"ANOTHER APPLICANT FOR THE WAITRESS JOB."

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IT ISN'T EASY FOR HIM PROBABLY TO FIND SOMEONE

"IT ISN'T EASY FOR HIM PROBABLY TO FIND SOMEONE"

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TO WORK FOR THE WAGES HE PAYS YOU, HUH?

"TO WORK FOR THE WAGES HE PAYS YOU, HUH?"

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WITH TIPS I CLEAR ABOUT 500 BUCKS A WEEK, CLAVIN.

"WITH TIPS I CLEAR ABOUT 500 BUCKS A WEEK, CLAVIN."

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THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. IS IT?

"THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. IS IT?"

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I DID HER TAXES.

"I DID HER TAXES."

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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A FEDERAL EMPLOYEE,

"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A FEDERAL EMPLOYEE,"

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ENTRUSTED WITH THE MOST NOBLE AND VITAL SERVICE OF OUR SOCIETY,

"ENTRUSTED WITH THE MOST NOBLE AND VITAL SERVICE OF OUR SOCIETY,"

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MAKES LESS MONEY THAN SOME WENCH

"MAKES LESS MONEY THAN SOME WENCH"

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WHO SERVES BEER TO SLOBS ON BAR STOOLS?

"WHO SERVES BEER TO SLOBS ON BAR STOOLS?"

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MAKES SENSE TO ME, CLIFFIE.

"MAKES SENSE TO ME, CLIFFIE."

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NO, REALLY.

"NO, REALLY."

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I COULD GO UP TO THREE DAYS OR SO WITHOUT MAIL.

"I COULD GO UP TO THREE DAYS OR SO WITHOUT MAIL."

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* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *

"* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *"

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* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *

"* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *"

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* TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *

"* TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *"

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* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *

"* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *"

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* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *

"* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *"

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* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *

"* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *"

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* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

"* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *"

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* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *

"* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *"

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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *

"* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *"

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* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *

"* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *"

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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

"* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *"

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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *

"* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *"

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* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *

"* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *"

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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

"* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *"

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OK. HERE, CARLA, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SYDNEY.

"OK. HERE, CARLA, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SYDNEY."

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HI.

"HI."

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SYDNEY IS AN APPLICANT

"SYDNEY IS AN APPLICANT"

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FOR OUR WAITRESS OPENING.

"FOR OUR WAITRESS OPENING."

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WELL, SHE PASSED MY INTERVIEW WITH FLYING COLORS,

"WELL, SHE PASSED MY INTERVIEW WITH FLYING COLORS,"

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AND PENDING YOUR APPROVAL,

"AND PENDING YOUR APPROVAL,"

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I'D LIKE TO START HER THIS AFTERNOON.

"I'D LIKE TO START HER THIS AFTERNOON."

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HAVE YOU HAD ANY EXPERIENCE SERVING THE PUBLIC?

"HAVE YOU HAD ANY EXPERIENCE SERVING THE PUBLIC?"

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YOU MEAN DRESSED?

"YOU MEAN DRESSED?"

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TAKE A HIKE, SYDNEY.

"TAKE A HIKE, SYDNEY."

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WELL, I'LL CALL YOU THIS AFTERNOON

"WELL, I'LL CALL YOU THIS AFTERNOON"

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TO SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING.

"TO SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING."

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OH, THANK YOU, SAM. YOU'RE A VERY NICE MAN.

"OH, THANK YOU, SAM. YOU'RE A VERY NICE MAN."

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WELL, YOU'RE VERY NICE, TOO, SYDNEY.

"WELL, YOU'RE VERY NICE, TOO, SYDNEY."

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I KNOW WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER A FEW MINUTES,

"I KNOW WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER A FEW MINUTES,"

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BUT, WELL, I FEEL WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER ALL DAY.

"BUT, WELL, I FEEL WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER ALL DAY."

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YEAH. ME, TOO.

"YEAH. ME, TOO."

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YOU TAKE CARE.

"YOU TAKE CARE."

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YOU KNOW, SAM, WHEN DIANE LEFT FOR EUROPE--

"YOU KNOW, SAM, WHEN DIANE LEFT FOR EUROPE--"

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THANK YOU, GOD--

"THANK YOU, GOD--"

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YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WERE GONNA HIRE AN ACTUAL WAITRESS,

"YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WERE GONNA HIRE AN ACTUAL WAITRESS,"

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NOT ONE OF THESE GIRLS THAT YOU LOVE AND LEAVE.

"NOT ONE OF THESE GIRLS THAT YOU LOVE AND LEAVE."

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THEY'RE BAD FOR BUSINESS.

"THEY'RE BAD FOR BUSINESS."

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THEY NEVER LAST FOR MORE THAN A WEEK,

"THEY NEVER LAST FOR MORE THAN A WEEK,"

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AND I END UP DOING ALL THE WORK.

"AND I END UP DOING ALL THE WORK."

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WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M ALLOWING YOU

"WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M ALLOWING YOU"

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TO GIVE YOUR APPROVAL BEFORE I HIRE THEM,

"TO GIVE YOUR APPROVAL BEFORE I HIRE THEM,"

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BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO DAMN PICKY.

"BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO DAMN PICKY."

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ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MAKE US BOTH THINK

"ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MAKE US BOTH THINK"

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OF THE WORD "BOOB" AT THE SAME TIME.

"OF THE WORD "BOOB" AT THE SAME TIME."

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WHAT IS THIS, IBM?

"WHAT IS THIS, IBM?"

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COME ON, LET'S NOT ARGUE ABOUT THIS.

"COME ON, LET'S NOT ARGUE ABOUT THIS."

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I'M SURE WE CAN FIND SOMEBODY

"I'M SURE WE CAN FIND SOMEBODY"

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THAT'S GONNA MAKE US BOTH HAPPY.

"THAT'S GONNA MAKE US BOTH HAPPY."

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AH, BRENDA WOOD.

"AH, BRENDA WOOD."

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HI.

"HI."

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THAT'S ME.

"THAT'S ME."

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HI THERE, BRENDA. COME ON DOWN HERE

"HI THERE, BRENDA. COME ON DOWN HERE"

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AND LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR APPLICATION.

"AND LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR APPLICATION."

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OH. WELL, I SEE THAT YOUR TURN-ONS INCLUDE

"OH. WELL, I SEE THAT YOUR TURN-ONS INCLUDE"

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BANANA DAIQUIRIS BY A FIRESIDE

"BANANA DAIQUIRIS BY A FIRESIDE"

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AND MEN IN TIGHT JEANS.

"AND MEN IN TIGHT JEANS."

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YOU'RE CUTE.

"YOU'RE CUTE."

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WELL, I'M SOLD.

"WELL, I'M SOLD."

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME RIGHT OVER HERE.

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME RIGHT OVER HERE."

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CARLA, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET BRENDA.

"CARLA, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET BRENDA."

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BEAT IT, BRENDA.

"BEAT IT, BRENDA."

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BUT, SAM.

"BUT, SAM."

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YOU HEARD ME, HONEY.

"YOU HEARD ME, HONEY."

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BACK TO THE BIMBO UNION HALL.

"BACK TO THE BIMBO UNION HALL."

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GOSH DARN IT, BRENDA.

"GOSH DARN IT, BRENDA."

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I GUESS CARLA JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE OVERQUALIFIED.

"I GUESS CARLA JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE OVERQUALIFIED."

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YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT EASE

"YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT EASE"

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THAT STING OF REJECTION YOU'RE FEELING NOW?

"THAT STING OF REJECTION YOU'RE FEELING NOW?"

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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I SLIP INTO

"WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I SLIP INTO"

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SOME TIGHT JEANS THIS WEEKEND

"SOME TIGHT JEANS THIS WEEKEND"

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AND HAD YOU OVER TO MY PLACE FOR A BANANA DAIQUIRI?

"AND HAD YOU OVER TO MY PLACE FOR A BANANA DAIQUIRI?"

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DO YOU HAVE A FIREPLACE?

"DO YOU HAVE A FIREPLACE?"

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NO, BUT I GOT A SOFA THAT'S FLAMMABLE.

"NO, BUT I GOT A SOFA THAT'S FLAMMABLE."

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THAT WOULD BE FINE.

"THAT WOULD BE FINE."

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ALL RIGHT. YOU TAKE CARE NOW.

"ALL RIGHT. YOU TAKE CARE NOW."

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BYE-BYE.

"BYE-BYE."

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SO THE SEARCH CONTINUES, HUH, SAMMY?

"SO THE SEARCH CONTINUES, HUH, SAMMY?"

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YEAH. BOY, IT'S TOUGH BEING ME.

"YEAH. BOY, IT'S TOUGH BEING ME."

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OK. LILLIAN HUXLEY.

"OK. LILLIAN HUXLEY."

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HOW DO YOU DO, MR. MALONE?

"HOW DO YOU DO, MR. MALONE?"

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HI, LILLIAN. BOY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING DOWN.

"HI, LILLIAN. BOY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING DOWN."

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UNFORTUNATELY, THIS POSITION HAS BEEN FILLED ALREADY.

"UNFORTUNATELY, THIS POSITION HAS BEEN FILLED ALREADY."

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I TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH,

"I TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH,"

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WE'LL KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE.

"WE'LL KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE."

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FREEZE, SLIMEBALL!

"FREEZE, SLIMEBALL!"

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YES, CARLA?

"YES, CARLA?"

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YOU LETCH. THIS IS THE BEST RESUME I'VE EVER SEEN.

"YOU LETCH. THIS IS THE BEST RESUME I'VE EVER SEEN."

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LOOK AT THESE REFERENCES.

"LOOK AT THESE REFERENCES."

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SHE'S BEEN SCHLEPPING BOOZE FOR 25 YEARS.

"SHE'S BEEN SCHLEPPING BOOZE FOR 25 YEARS."

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AND MY TURN-ONS INCLUDE HUNTING DOGS,

"AND MY TURN-ONS INCLUDE HUNTING DOGS,"

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THACKERAY, AND WELCH RAREBIT.

"THACKERAY, AND WELCH RAREBIT."

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SHE'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.

"SHE'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED."

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SHE'S A CAREER WAITRESS.

"SHE'S A CAREER WAITRESS."

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YOU ARE?

"YOU ARE?"

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OH, THAT I AM, MR. MALONE.

"OH, THAT I AM, MR. MALONE."

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YOU SEE, I'M ONE OF THOSE FORTUNATE PEOPLE

"YOU SEE, I'M ONE OF THOSE FORTUNATE PEOPLE"

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WHO FELT THE IRRESISTIBLE TUG OF THEIR TRUE CALLING EARLY IN LIFE.

"WHO FELT THE IRRESISTIBLE TUG OF THEIR TRUE CALLING EARLY IN LIFE."

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WHEN I WAS BUT 18,

"WHEN I WAS BUT 18,"

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I FILLED IN ONE DAY FOR A MAID AT A PUB.

"I FILLED IN ONE DAY FOR A MAID AT A PUB."

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EXCUSE ME. I REALIZED THAT DAY

"EXCUSE ME. I REALIZED THAT DAY"

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THAT I COULD HAVE NO HAPPIER OR FINER DESTINY IN STORE

"THAT I COULD HAVE NO HAPPIER OR FINER DESTINY IN STORE"

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THAN DISTRIBUTING REFRESHMENTS IN A PUBLIC HOUSE.

"THAN DISTRIBUTING REFRESHMENTS IN A PUBLIC HOUSE."

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THROUGH THE YEARS I'VE LED MANY A RUCKUS, I DO A BAWDY SONG,

"THROUGH THE YEARS I'VE LED MANY A RUCKUS, I DO A BAWDY SONG,"

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AND COUNTLESS TIMES OFFERED MY SHOULDER TO CRY ON.

"AND COUNTLESS TIMES OFFERED MY SHOULDER TO CRY ON."

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BUT NEVER ONCE HAVE I REGRETTED MY DECISION.

"BUT NEVER ONCE HAVE I REGRETTED MY DECISION."

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