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Clips from Cheers - Dark Imaginings (S04E04)

Short Films 1982 Season 4, Episode 19 29 min 542 clips

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You better.
Ah! Fun's over.
See you around, sam.
Thank you, carla.
Hi, carla.
You see, there are other Parts to a hospital
Besides The maternity ward.
Bite it.
Hi, sam.
How are you?
I don't even know why You bother asking.
You know how i am. I'm old.
Sam, please.
No, you were right.
I tried denying it, But there's no use.
All i got to Look forward to
Is slowing down, Wearing out,
And breaking The occasional hip.
Oh, sam! I can't stand
To hear you Talk like that.
You were right. I was wrong.
You can't just Lie back and Accept getting old.
You have to Live each day To the fullest.
Oh, yeah... I don't know. Pff...
No, really. I mean it.
Besides, you men Get better-looking
The older that you get.
Look at this guy.
Huh?
He's strong,
Vital,
Sexy.
Isn't he something?
You really think I'm better-looking now?
You're much more Attractive man
Than when i first Met you--much more.
And there's no telling What you may yet achieve.
I went to The library today.
And i found a book that Contains a list of people
Who made contributions Well into their latter years.
Listen to this.
"Leo tolstoy.
"Albert schweitzer,
"Grandma moses.
"Bertrand russell.
Picasso, goethe."
Oh, now, He's my favorite.
Yeah. Mine, too. Mine, too.
He...
What are you doing?
I just thought I'd make the room
Look a little More romantic.
You keep reading. You go right ahead.
Oh, sam, This is wonderful.
An old person wouldn't Be doing this.
This is the act
Of a vital, strong, Young man...
Who wants a woman.
Who wants sex.
Who won't get it.
But this is a very Positive sign.
Aw, hey, come on.
This is the chance Of a lifetime--
To play doctor In a real hospital.
Come on.
It's tempting, It's tempting, But i think not.
I'm going to go now And let you rest.
Yeah. Hey, listen.
I don't want you to make Too big a deal out of this,
But thank you Very much for coming.
Your visit helped A lot today.
Well, if we Can't reach out
In our moment of Need, if we can't
Span the gap That separates Each human,
If we can't allow--
Sweetheart, That's what i meant
By making too big A deal out of it.
Ok.
Bye, sam.
Bye-bye.
Oh.
Hi.
Howdy.
Hi.
Thanks. I can Handle it.
I'm jack turner, Your new roomie.
Ah. Sam malone. How you doing?
Great. Hey, sam malone--
You're the baseball Player, aren't you?
Yeah. Yeah, that's me.
So, what are you In for?
Hernia.
Ha ha ha! No kidding.
I had one of those A couple of years ago.
Huh?
Didn't slow me Down a bit.
Is that right? Really?
You and i are About the same age, Aren't we?
Yeah, sure.
Ah. Hey. Well, what are You back here for?
Ah. Bone spur.
Ooh, ow.
Yeah.
Sam malone.
I remember seeing You out at fenway.
Yeah. Well, it looks like
You've taken pretty good Care of yourself.
Yeah. Yeah. I work at it.
You're not Looking too shabby There yourself.
I can do more pushups now Than when i was 20.
Me, too. You know? Me, too. Really.
As a matter of fact,
I haven't Felt better in My entire life.
They say a man reaches His sexual peak at 18.
Bet some 18-year-old Said that, huh?
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Come here. The Nurses cut the ties On my gown here.
Get out of here!
I'm not kidding! Ha ha ha!
Hey, here's my gal now.