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Clips from Lucifer - Quintessential Deckerstar (S03E03)

Short Films 1921 Season 3, Episode 23 892 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil. 1 2
The Would-Be Prince of Darkness 1 3
Manly Whatnots 1 4
Sweet Kicks 1 5
Favorite Son 1 6
Wingman 1 7
Et Tu, Doctor? 1 8
A Priest Walks Into a Bar 1 9
Pops 1 10
St. Lucifer 1 11
#TeamLucifer 1 12
Take Me Back to Hell 1 13
Homewrecker 2 9
Quid Pro Ho 2 10
Stewardess Interruptus 2 11
Love Handles 2 12
They're Back, Aren't They? 3 1
The One with the Baby Carrot 3 2
Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith 3 3
What Would Lucifer Do? 3 4
Welcome Back, Charlotte Richards 3 5
Vegas With Some Radish 3 6
Off the Record 3 7
Chloe Does Lucifer 3 8
The Sinnerman 3 9
The Sin Bin 3 10
City of Angels? 3 11
All About Her 3 12
Til Death Do Us Part 3 13
My Brother's Keeper 3 14
High School Poppycock 3 15
Infernal Guinea Pig 3 16
Let Pinhead Sing! 3 17
The Last Heartbreak 3 18
Title Season Episode
Orange Is the New Maze 3 19
The Angel of San Bernardino 3 20
Anything Pierce Can Do I Can Do Better 3 21
All Hands on Decker 3 22
Quintessential Deckerstar 3 23
A Devil of My Word 3 24
Boo Normal 3 25
Once Upon a Time 3 26
Everything's Okay 4 1
Somebody's Been Reading Dante's Inferno 4 2
O, Ye of Little Faith, Father 4 3
All About Eve 4 4
Expire Erect 4 5
Orgy Pants to Work 4 6
Devil Is as Devil Does 4 7
Super Bad Boyfriend 4 8
Save Lucifer 4 9
Who's da New King of Hell? 4 10
Really Sad Devil Guy 5 1
Lucifer! Lucifer! Lucifer! 5 2
¡Diablo! 5 3
It Never Ends Well for the Chicken 5 4
Detective Amenadiel 5 5
BlueBallz 5 6
Our Mojo 5 7
Spoiler Alert 5 8
Family Dinner 5 9
Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam 5 10
Resting Devil Face 5 11
Daniel Espinoza: Naked and Afraid 5 12
A Little Harmless Stalking 5 13
Nothing Lasts Forever 5 14
Is This Really How It's Going To End?! 5 15
A Chance at a Happy Ending 5 16
I was afraid.
"I was afraid."
Lucifer
Afraid...
"Afraid..."
Lucifer
that you'd want me 'cause you've only seen certain sides of me.
"that you'd want me 'cause you've only seen certain sides of me."
Lucifer
That if you saw all of me...
"That if you saw all of me..."
Lucifer
knew all of me,
"knew all of me,"
Lucifer
you would run away.
"you would run away."
Lucifer
Lucifer.
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
- Detective, it's true. - No.
"- Detective, it's true. - No."
Lucifer
The other side of me is... it's bad.
"The other side of me is... it's bad."
Lucifer
It's monstrous, even.
"It's monstrous, even."
Lucifer
But you wanted the truth, and you deserve the truth.
"But you wanted the truth, and you deserve the truth."
Lucifer
Right now, I can't show it to you,
"Right now, I can't show it to you,"
Lucifer
so I'm just gonna have to tell you.
"so I'm just gonna have to tell you."
Lucifer
Detective...
"Detective..."
Lucifer
Chloe...
"Chloe..."
Lucifer
I am the Devil.
"I am the Devil."
Lucifer
No, you're not.
"No, you're not."
Lucifer
Not to me.
"Not to me."
Lucifer
Oh. Oh.
"Oh. Oh."
Lucifer
Let me turn this off.
"Let me turn this off."
Lucifer
Right.
"Right."
Lucifer
Oh.
"Oh."
Lucifer
Oh, it's...
"Oh, it's..."
Lucifer
I'm so sorry. I have to take this.
"I'm so sorry. I have to take this."
Lucifer
Of course, no.
"Of course, no."
Lucifer
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Lucifer
Detective, what's wrong?
"Detective, what's wrong?"
Lucifer
Hey, just hold on, Charlotte.
"Hey, just hold on, Charlotte."
Lucifer
I'm, uh, I'm gonna get help.
"I'm, uh, I'm gonna get help."
Lucifer
I already survived death once.
"I already survived death once."
Lucifer
I think twice is asking too... too much.
"I think twice is asking too... too much."
Lucifer
No. You're gonna be okay.
"No. You're gonna be okay."
Lucifer
Why did you do that?
"Why did you do that?"
Lucifer
Why did you jump in front of me like that?
"Why did you jump in front of me like that?"
Lucifer
It wasn't for myself, that's for damn sure.
"It wasn't for myself, that's for damn sure."
Lucifer
Will you s-stay with me?
"Will you s-stay with me?"
Lucifer
Yes.
"Yes."
Lucifer
Yes, I promise.
"Yes, I promise."
Lucifer
Let's go home.
"Let's go home."
Lucifer
Previously on Lucifer...
"Previously on Lucifer..."
Lucifer
I never told you what I want. I want you.
"I never told you what I want. I want you."
Lucifer
So you thought I wouldn't find out zour mark is fake.
"So you thought I wouldn't find out zour mark is fake."
Lucifer
Maybe not tonight, but I am coming for you.
"Maybe not tonight, but I am coming for you."
Lucifer
Neither I nor Lucifer have the power
"Neither I nor Lucifer have the power"
Lucifer
to get anyone into Heaven.
"to get anyone into Heaven."
Lucifer
I'm going to Hell.
"I'm going to Hell."
Lucifer
Well, I was hoping that you might be able
"Well, I was hoping that you might be able"
Lucifer
to help me out again.
"to help me out again."
Lucifer
Any chance to get in His good graces, I'm in.
"Any chance to get in His good graces, I'm in."
Lucifer
I know you're not trying to freak Chloe out,
"I know you're not trying to freak Chloe out,"
Lucifer
but you're getting in her head.
"but you're getting in her head."
Lucifer
- Let's elope. - I can't marry you.
"- Let's elope. - I can't marry you."
Lucifer
I'm sorry, Marcus.
"I'm sorry, Marcus."
Lucifer
- Oh, no ring. - No ring.
"- Oh, no ring. - No ring."
Lucifer
Hey.
"Hey."
Lucifer
You know, I'm really glad that you told me how you felt.
"You know, I'm really glad that you told me how you felt."
Lucifer
Oh, I don't know.
"Oh, I don't know."
Lucifer
All that unresolved sexual tension?
"All that unresolved sexual tension?"
Lucifer
It was kind of fun.
"It was kind of fun."
Lucifer
They're gonna burn the house down
"They're gonna burn the house down"
Lucifer
if we don't get out there.
"if we don't get out there."
Lucifer
I made the batter, Dan.
"I made the batter, Dan."
Lucifer
Oh, yeah?
"Oh, yeah?"
Lucifer
Well, sweet, because the waffle king has arrived.
"Well, sweet, because the waffle king has arrived."
Lucifer
Step aside, my lady.
"Step aside, my lady."
Lucifer
Good morning, Micah.
"Good morning, Micah."
Lucifer
Thanks for your help.
"Thanks for your help."
Lucifer
Hey.
"Hey."
Lucifer
Are you okay?
"Are you okay?"
Lucifer
Is it the same nightmare?
"Is it the same nightmare?"
Lucifer
Except this time, you were in it.
"Except this time, you were in it."
Lucifer
So...
"So..."
Lucifer
are you going to tell Chloe now?
"are you going to tell Chloe now?"
Lucifer
Tell her what?
"Tell her what?"
Lucifer
Uh, everything.
"Uh, everything."
Lucifer
What we talked about in your penthouse
"What we talked about in your penthouse"
Lucifer
before she got engaged?
"before she got engaged?"
Lucifer
When you said, "I want her to choose me."
"When you said, "I want her to choose me.""
Lucifer
Right. Yes.
"Right. Yes."
Lucifer
No, no. No need.
"No, no. No need."
Lucifer
She broke it off with Pierce, so I win.
"She broke it off with Pierce, so I win."
Lucifer
Yes, I know that they broke up,
"Yes, I know that they broke up,"
Lucifer
but just because she didn't choose Pierce
"but just because she didn't choose Pierce"
Lucifer
doesn't mean she chose you.
"doesn't mean she chose you."
Lucifer
And just because she un-chose Pierce
"And just because she un-chose Pierce"
Lucifer
doesn't not mean she didn't choose me.
"doesn't not mean she didn't choose me."
Lucifer
Point is,
"Point is,"
Lucifer
no need to rock the boat.
"no need to rock the boat."
Lucifer
I mean, we all know how the detective gets
"I mean, we all know how the detective gets"
Lucifer
when you push her.
"when you push her."
Lucifer
Plus, you know, she's on the rebound.
"Plus, you know, she's on the rebound."
Lucifer
- Those are excuses. - I think
"- Those are excuses. - I think"
Lucifer
it's best if everyone involved just goes back to normal.
"it's best if everyone involved just goes back to normal."
Lucifer
Easier said than done, Lucifer.
"Easier said than done, Lucifer."
Lucifer
Yes, you may be right.
"Yes, you may be right."
Lucifer
Maybe I should do normal
"Maybe I should do normal"
Lucifer
rather than just say it.
"rather than just say it."
Lucifer
Huh? Help speed things along a little.
"Huh? Help speed things along a little."
Lucifer
Ah. Another nugget.
"Ah. Another nugget."
Lucifer
Thank you, Doctor.
"Thank you, Doctor."
Lucifer
Yep.
"Yep."
Lucifer
Back to normal.
"Back to normal."
Lucifer
Is that really Forest Clay's wife?
"Is that really Forest Clay's wife?"
Lucifer
Chloe.
"Chloe."
Lucifer
Before you say anything,
"Before you say anything,"
Lucifer
I just really want to apologize for...
"I just really want to apologize for..."
Lucifer
the event that should not be named.
"the event that should not be named."
Lucifer
- The what? - The bachelorette party
"- The what? - The bachelorette party"
Lucifer
from hell. I-I got caught up.
"from hell. I-I got caught up."
Lucifer
- I acted selfish. Just... - Ella, it's fine.
"- I acted selfish. Just... - Ella, it's fine."
Lucifer
And...
"And..."
Lucifer
Is that someone playing piano?
"Is that someone playing piano?"
Lucifer
I think so.
"I think so."
Lucifer
At a crime scene?
"At a crime scene?"
Lucifer
You look familiar. Have we met?
"You look familiar. Have we met?"
Lucifer
What?
"What?"
Lucifer
Then you ask if I like to play cop.
"Then you ask if I like to play cop."
Lucifer
And I say, "No, I like to play in general,"
"And I say, "No, I like to play in general,""
Lucifer
Detective, except you were on the other side of the piano.
"Detective, except you were on the other side of the piano."
Lucifer
That's right, yes. That's what we said when we first met.
"That's right, yes. That's what we said when we first met."
Lucifer