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Clips from Lucifer - The Would-Be Prince of Darkness (S01E01)

"LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer..."
Lucifer
"So you're the Devil, and you've left Hell behind"
Lucifer
"to take a vacation in Los Angeles."
Lucifer
"How could you possibly help me?"
Lucifer
"I have a certain skill set."
Lucifer
"I can be very persuasive with people."
Lucifer
"I got it; the name, the whole "Lucifer" thing,"
Lucifer
"and desire is like your superpower."
Lucifer
"(Lucifer groans) CHLOE: How did you survive"
Lucifer
"getting shot six times?"
Lucifer
"Is that your normal reaction"
Lucifer
"to someone saving your life?"
Lucifer
"When I see something I can't explain,"
Lucifer
"yeah, I look for answers."
Lucifer
"Well, I've given you the answer, Detective."
Lucifer
"It's not my fault you won't accept it."
Lucifer
"CHLOE: What happened with Lucifer?"
Lucifer
"You don't get it, do you?"
Lucifer
"He's the Devil! He's the Devil!"
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Where's your ex, Detective Douche?"
Lucifer
"Hi, Daddy."
Lucifer
"Hi, munchkin."
Lucifer
"CHLOE: Wow, shocker, you're late."
Lucifer
"Come on, give me a break."
Lucifer
"Right, here's the deal."
Lucifer
"We can have as much naked cuddle time as you desire,"
Lucifer
"but you're gonna have to listen to me too."
Lucifer
"LINDA: You like to hide insecurity"
Lucifer
"in humor, don't you?"
Lucifer
"What do you think I'm insecure about?"
Lucifer
"That you are changing,"
Lucifer
"that you don't know what's causing the change."
Lucifer
"Or who."
Lucifer
"(wind whistling)"
Lucifer
"Go on."
Lucifer
"Go ahead, jump."
Lucifer
"You know you want to."
Lucifer
"Hmm?"
Lucifer
"Trust me, it's a warm welcome."
Lucifer
"Won't it hurt?"
Lucifer
"Oh, there's only one way to find out."
Lucifer
"(cheering, shouting) ♪ All day I was out ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Feeling, thinking of you... ♪"
Lucifer
"Lovely."
Lucifer
"♪ Buzzing by myself tonight ♪"
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"Sorry."
Lucifer
"♪ - Same place ♪ - Excuse me."
Lucifer
"♪ Same old rhyme ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Same troubles on my mind, too ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I still changed and don't know why... ♪"
Lucifer
"WOMAN: You're the man of the hour."
Lucifer
"Everyone's here to see you."
Lucifer
"What's the worst that can happen?"
Lucifer
"Come on, have one drink with me."
Lucifer
"I can't, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be a buzzkill,"
Lucifer
"I'm just... I'm not in the mood to party, all right?"
Lucifer
"How can you decline this ravishing siren's"
Lucifer
"invitation to imbibe?"
Lucifer
"(chuckles) Well, if L.A.'s taught me anything,"
Lucifer
"constant rejections do build character."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Sincerely doubt "constant rejection""
Lucifer
"is something you ever deal with."
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"You could learn a thing or two from this guy."
Lucifer
"Oh. (chuckles)"
Lucifer
"Witty, charming and wise."
Lucifer
"Have you lost your mind?"
Lucifer
"Do I know you?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Morningstar."
Lucifer
"Right, you're the club owner guy"
Lucifer
"who grants people favors."
Lucifer
"Yeah, I don't need anything from you."
Lucifer
"Oh, I beg to differ, Ty."
Lucifer
"I have been looking for you all night."
Lucifer
"And you are in desperate need of my help."
Lucifer
"Star quarterback, number-one draft pick,"
Lucifer
"and yet, for some inexplicable reason, a virgin."
Lucifer
"Look, man, I got all the haters I need online, all right?"
Lucifer
"No, no, no, no, no, I'm not criticizing."
Lucifer
"I'm fascinated."
Lucifer
"I mean, do you know how rare you are?"
Lucifer
"A celebrity virgin in Los Angeles,"
Lucifer
"and surrounded by temptation."
Lucifer
"I mean, you, Ty, are like"
Lucifer
"a four-leaf clover and a unicorn made a baby."
Lucifer
"Without, uh, having sex, of course."
Lucifer
"(wry chuckle)"
Lucifer
"MAN: Aw, thanks, I appreciate it."
Lucifer
"My agent wanted me to throw this party."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"- Yeah, he wants me to loosen up. - He's right."
Lucifer
"I've met your type before,"
Lucifer
"so desperate to control their lives,"
Lucifer
"they forget to enjoy it."
Lucifer
"So answer me this."
Lucifer
"If you were to ever, you know, let go,"
Lucifer
"what is it you'd really want to do?"
Lucifer
"I, uh..."
Lucifer
"Yeah. I..."
Lucifer
"I want to skip my morning workout sometimes."
Lucifer
"Boring. Just chill on the couch"
Lucifer
"and watch Master Chef."
Lucifer
"This is the fantasy life"
Lucifer
"of a postmenopausal housewife."
Lucifer
"Come on, Ty, there must be something deeper."
Lucifer
"I, um..."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"I want to get laid so damn bad."
Lucifer
"(laughing): And there it is."
Lucifer
"You got no idea how hard it is holding out for marriage, man."
Lucifer
"Uncomfortably hard, I'm sure."
Lucifer
"(both chuckle)"
Lucifer
"Look, I was going to with my girl,"
Lucifer
"but, uh, we broke up."
Lucifer
"Oh..."
Lucifer
"I thought she was gonna be"
Lucifer
"the mother of my children."
Lucifer
"Well, she wants to be the mother of your children."
Lucifer
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