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Clips from Lucifer - Sweet Kicks (S01E01)

"Someone else is dead."
Lucifer
"Ooh, less boring!"
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Benny?"
Lucifer
"Some street artist."
Lucifer
"Oh, dear."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"Crazy guess: That's not paint."
Lucifer
"(smacks lips) Mm."
Lucifer
"Definitely blood, though."
Lucifer
"But curiously, not human."
Lucifer
"(groans)"
Lucifer
"(crying nearby) Benny?"
Lucifer
"Poor Diddy."
Lucifer
"This is the murder?"
Lucifer
"I'm sorry. I didn't know who else to call."
Lucifer
"Ain't no 911 for pets."
Lucifer
"Bacon for dinner, I guess."
Lucifer
"And my deepest condolences, Benny."
Lucifer
"What happened?"
Lucifer
"Hector and I went to an opening."
Lucifer
"Came back to find..."
Lucifer
"it's Pig Diddy."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Were you aware that your old friend Yellow Viper"
Lucifer
"was released from prison last week?"
Lucifer
"No, I had no idea he was out."
Lucifer
"No phone calls? No contact?"
Lucifer
"I sent him letters when he was inside San Quentin."
Lucifer
"Money for lawyers, too."
Lucifer
"But he sent the letters back all torn up."
Lucifer
"Didn't take a dime."
Lucifer
"I always felt bad for how things turned out."
Lucifer
"How I got lucky."
Lucifer
"Viper went down."
Lucifer
"He was my best friend--"
Lucifer
"Well, with friends like that, I'd hide the knives."
Lucifer
"Yeah, Viper must've snuck into my show."
Lucifer
"He fired those shots."
Lucifer
"Killing Pig Diddy was a message."
Lucifer
"All right, we'll get a squad car to watch your house tonight."
Lucifer
"Viper comes by, you'll be safe."
Lucifer
"Aw, y'all don't know him like I do."
Lucifer
"He's fierce."
Lucifer
"He won't stop till it's my blood on the floor."
Lucifer
"Thanks, Benny."
Lucifer
"You know, they really don't make bad guys like they used to."
Lucifer
"We need to get word to Viper's parole officer."
Lucifer
"Track him down before he can get to Benny."
Lucifer
"Finally, some real action."
Lucifer
"I'm more than ready to face the danger"
Lucifer
"of the notorious Yellow Viper."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"(echoing): ♪ Yeah. ♪"
Lucifer
"Oh! (laughs)"
Lucifer
"Hello there, neighbor."
Lucifer
"Is everything okay?"
Lucifer
"I was just wondering"
Lucifer
"if you would care to grab a drink?"
Lucifer
"- Oh? - Yes."
Lucifer
"I actually need someone to confide in."
Lucifer
""Confide in"?"
Lucifer
"About a patient; a troubling one."
Lucifer
"Oh, oh."
Lucifer
"So, a-a doctor,"
Lucifer
"a doctor-to-doctor thing."
Lucifer
"Exactly."
Lucifer
"And, hey, listen, if you have any patients"
Lucifer
"you need to talk about..."
Lucifer
"You have no idea."
Lucifer
"Good, so it's settled then."
Lucifer
"You share with me, I share with you."
Lucifer
"A fluid exchange."
Lucifer
"Maybe one drink."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: I mean, seriously,"
Lucifer
"a community center?"
Lucifer
"This is where we'll find the deadly Yellow Viper?"
Lucifer
"According to his parole officer."
Lucifer
"Oh, after five years behind bars,"
Lucifer
"a brothel would be my go-to."
Lucifer
"You know, I've been thinking"
Lucifer
"about that favor that you gave Benny."
Lucifer
"Did it also involve getting him off on the felony B&E charge"
Lucifer
"that put Viper in prison instead?"
Lucifer
"Well, I may have pulled a few strings-- why?"
Lucifer
"Well, if Viper hadn't have gone to prison,"
Lucifer
"he wouldn't have targeted Benny and shot up his show,"
Lucifer
"which means Paola Cortez would still be alive."
Lucifer
"Wait, you're not seriously blaming me"
Lucifer
"for that girl's death?"
Lucifer
"Just stating fact."
Lucifer
"Cause and effect; intended or not."
Lucifer
"No, no. I-I can't be held responsible"
Lucifer
"for what happens after I give someone a favor."
Lucifer
"I mean, if there's one thing the Devil knows,"
Lucifer
"it's that people need to take responsibility"
Lucifer
"for their own bad behavior."
Lucifer
"Yes, people do need to take responsibility"
Lucifer
"for their own bad behavior."
Lucifer
"I just said that."
Lucifer
"Are you hearing impaired?"
Lucifer
"Remember..."
Lucifer
"tagging means nothing"
Lucifer
"if it doesn't come from right here."
Lucifer
"Hmm."
Lucifer
"Yellow Viper, I presume."
Lucifer
"He's teaching art to youngsters."
Lucifer
"I mean, this bad guy thing's gonna be all the joke now."
Lucifer
"What next-- cuddles and ice cream?"
Lucifer
"(Yellow Viper continues, low and indistinct)"
Lucifer
"Private class."
Lucifer
"I'm Detective Decker."
Lucifer
"This is... Never mind."
Lucifer
"I need to ask you a few questions"
Lucifer
"about the shooting at Benny's fashion show."
Lucifer
"You got a warrant?"
Lucifer
"If not..."
Lucifer
"beat it."
Lucifer
"I'm not talking to cops."
Lucifer
"Ooh, do you have something to hide, Mr. Viper?"
Lucifer
"Or do you go by Yellow?"
Lucifer
"Oh, you think I'm gonna let you bust my balls"
Lucifer
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