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Clips from Lucifer - A Little Harmless Stalking (S05E05)

"[Linda] That's pretty cool, Maze."
Lucifer
"You're growing a soul."
Lucifer
"Amazing. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"And God told you. Wow."
Lucifer
"[Mazikeen on phone] Well, he didn't "tell" tell me."
Lucifer
"I was complaining that a demon can't grow a soul, and God said, "Can't she?""
Lucifer
"Annoyingly vague, I know,"
Lucifer
"but there was this glint in his eye, and I just knew."
Lucifer
"I had no idea growing a soul was an option."
Lucifer
"I mean, I was looking for one like it was a thing I could eat, maybe,"
Lucifer
"or a shimmery cloud that you could breathe in or something,"
Lucifer
"but, nope, I grew it inside my body, like a little soul baby."
Lucifer
"Well, having seen a glimpse into how Lucifer's father works,"
Lucifer
"I guess it… It makes sense, right?"
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, that self-actualization bullshit."
Lucifer
"But now my question is, am I done growing it?"
Lucifer
"-[tires screech] -[engine revving]"
Lucifer
"Uh, Linda, are you listening?"
Lucifer
"Uh, yes, Maze, of course."
Lucifer
"So, do you feel done?"
Lucifer
"God, therapists…"
Lucifer
"Does everyone answer questions with other questions?"
Lucifer
"-[tires screech] -[horns honk]"
Lucifer
"-What was that? -Nothing."
Lucifer
"Hey, I can't talk right now."
Lucifer
"-You're doing it, aren't you? -What?"
Lucifer
"Don't even think about lying to me, Linda."
Lucifer
"I told you this was a mistake. You are going to get hurt."
Lucifer
"-I know what I'm doing. -[phone beeps]"
Lucifer
"Just raise up the tip."
Lucifer
"Ahh."
Lucifer
"Hello, sailor."
Lucifer
"What on earth are you doing?"
Lucifer
"Enough with these silly distractions, Lucy."
Lucifer
"Excuse me!"
Lucifer
"The impossible bottle is a time-honored craft of which I was recently reminded."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm. And what about the prank you pulled on poor Dan?"
Lucifer
"Very important business."
Lucifer
"It took weeks to plan, and, uh, now that it's over,"
Lucifer
"I think I'm gonna learn the French horn."
Lucifer
"Been meaning to do that. [plays off-key]"
Lucifer
"Lucy. Lu-- Lucifer!"
Lucifer
"We need to discuss Father."
Lucifer
"God might be retiring, Lucy. God."
Lucifer
"We need to figure out what to do if he does."
Lucifer
"Oh, that."
Lucifer
"Well, if I have been avoiding something, it's certainly not that."
Lucifer
"Don't get your feathers in a twist. There's nothing to figure out."
Lucifer
"So Dad's retiring. He's had quite a run, if you ask me."
Lucifer
"The world can't be without a God."
Lucifer
"You're right."
Lucifer
"Somebody will replace him."
Lucifer
"And by somebody, I mean you."
Lucifer
"-Me? -Don't play coy, brother."
Lucifer
"You've been training for this since you were in angel nappies."
Lucifer
"God's right hand, the greatest warrior,"
Lucifer
"his bloody favorite son."
Lucifer
"Well, you're not wrong there."
Lucifer
"You have wanted this your whole life."
Lucifer
"I've never said that."
Lucifer
"You don't need to say it, brother."
Lucifer
"Words are just words."
Lucifer
"I know how you feel. [scoffs]"
Lucifer
"Honey-lemon whiskey sour? [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"I took a mixology course the other day. Variety is the spice of life, you know."
Lucifer
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Being God isn't simple."
Lucifer
"It's…"
Lucifer
"It's a big job."
Lucifer
"The biggest."
Lucifer
"How would I even go about making that decision?"
Lucifer
"Well, in situations like these when much is at stake,"
Lucifer
"I like to ask myself, "What's your knee-jerk reaction?""
Lucifer
""You obviously want this, so leap before you look.""
Lucifer
"Maybe that's how you used to act, but, dear brother, you've changed."
Lucifer
"Don't pretend otherwise. It's the therapy."
Lucifer
"Linda has really helped you to be more mindful,"
Lucifer
"to really think things through."
Lucifer
"How dare you!"
Lucifer
"But maybe you're right."
Lucifer
"Therapy has ruined me!"
Lucifer
"I've been overthinking all of my decisions when really, the answer is at our feet!"
Lucifer
""Just do it." [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Well, not my feet. I'm clearly a Louboutin man, but you know what I mean."
Lucifer
"Thank you, brother. [laughs]"
Lucifer
"-[sniffles] Okay. -[horn blows]"
Lucifer
"[chuckles] Sorry. It's just, my French horn."
Lucifer
"I'm just on my way to chuck it out."
Lucifer
"What are you doing here?"
Lucifer
"I need to talk about us. I…"
Lucifer
"I know that I said I could wait until you figured things out,"
Lucifer
"but now I realize that I might not be able to."
Lucifer
"This whole relationship limbo, it's really hard, you know?"
Lucifer
"And it's now affecting other people, like Trixie, for one."
Lucifer
"And, you know, you are immortal,"
Lucifer
"so that means that I could be waiting for a very long time. Like, forever."
Lucifer
"But my point is, is that I can't wait,"
Lucifer
"and it's not because you didn't say, you know, those words,"
Lucifer
"'cause, look, words are just words."
Lucifer
"And I think I know how you feel,"
Lucifer
"but I--"
Lucifer
"Right now, I just-- I need to know. I…"
Lucifer
"One way or another, I need to know if we're together."
Lucifer
"That's it."
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"-Yes? -Yes."
Lucifer
"-Let's just do it. -What?"
Lucifer
"It's obvious we want to be together, so let's just stop overthinking it"
Lucifer
"and just be together! [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"-Okay. -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"-Let's do it. -Mmm-mmm."
Lucifer
"-Sorry. -Oh, your horn."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Mmm."
Lucifer
"[both gasp]"
Lucifer
"♪ This is how we roll ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ This is how we roll ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ This is how we roll… ♪"
Lucifer
"-Good morning, Miss Lopez. -Hey."
Lucifer
"Shall we?"
Lucifer
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