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Clips from Lucifer - Infernal Guinea Pig (S03E03)

"and then, you'd show up."
Lucifer
"I don't walk like that."
Lucifer
"- Yeah, you do. - Yes, you do."
Lucifer
"Why was I even there?"
Lucifer
"You were the star of Abel's Hell loop."
Lucifer
"No matter what he did, you'd always show up, and kill him."
Lucifer
"Over and over."
Lucifer
"I was his torturer?"
Lucifer
"Whilst this is all very illuminating,"
Lucifer
"Maze, how do we find Abel?"
Lucifer
"Keep an ear out"
Lucifer
"for someone babbling in Sumerian?"
Lucifer
"Oh, no, no."
Lucifer
"He speaks English."
Lucifer
"And all the romance languages."
Lucifer
"Arabic, Mandarin."
Lucifer
"I mean, he's a little dated, and his Hindi needs work."
Lucifer
"Wait, what?"
Lucifer
"Me and the other demons"
Lucifer
"would get bored, so we'd switch up the Hell loop."
Lucifer
"Okay? It would always be you killing him,"
Lucifer
"but at different times, different places."
Lucifer
"He was a fast learner."
Lucifer
"So, what you're saying is Hell made him multilingual"
Lucifer
"and completely adaptable?"
Lucifer
"And we put him in the body of a young woman."
Lucifer
"Smooth move, boys."
Lucifer
"Hold on. If Abel's Hell was constantly changing,"
Lucifer
"then this may just feel like another Hell loop to him."
Lucifer
"He may have no idea he's actually alive again."
Lucifer
"Do you remember where he would start his loop?"
Lucifer
"- Yes. - Hmm."
Lucifer
"Do you know who he reminds me of?"
Lucifer
"Total poon hound."
Lucifer
"You want to know where Abel is..."
Lucifer
"...ask yourself."
Lucifer
"Where would"
Lucifer
"caveman Lucifer go?"
Lucifer
"Fancy a walk?"
Lucifer
"Ladies, ladies."
Lucifer
"Let's be fruitful, and multiply, huh?"
Lucifer
"Allow me to bless you with my seed."
Lucifer
"Would it kill this nutjob to put in a driveway?"
Lucifer
"Right, Chloe?"
Lucifer
"Huh?"
Lucifer
"Chloe."
Lucifer
"What? Sorry, sorry. I'm distracted."
Lucifer
"- It's just... - Yeah."
Lucifer
"Pierce, taking Lucifer."
Lucifer
"I'm worried that it's something I did or said or both."
Lucifer
"Why?"
Lucifer
"What did you do or say?"
Lucifer
"Well..."
Lucifer
"uh, you know what? Never mind."
Lucifer
"It's not Pierce, i-it's Lucifer."
Lucifer
"When he started here, no one wanted to work with him."
Lucifer
"And I spent all this time training him, and..."
Lucifer
"now that he's somewhat of a decent partner,"
Lucifer
"Pierce just swoops in and grabs him?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer doesn't even blink?"
Lucifer
"It's not cool."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"Possessive much?"
Lucifer
"Come on, I'm just giving you a hard time."
Lucifer
"So he's working with Pierce."
Lucifer
"Lucifer's still your partner."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"What, do I got something on my face?"
Lucifer
"Oh, God, is there a spider?"
Lucifer
"Is it still there?"
Lucifer
"It's not a spider."
Lucifer
"It's a sniper."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"Mr. Wade?"
Lucifer
"Please put down the weapon."
Lucifer
"This is private property."
Lucifer
"Leave now."
Lucifer
"Did you send this note"
Lucifer
"to Alexa Lee?"
Lucifer
"You read my message."
Lucifer
"People are finally starting to listen."
Lucifer
"Mr. Wade, um, we're here"
Lucifer
"because of a recent attempt on Alexa's life."
Lucifer
"Wait, why do you think I would want to hurt Alexa?"
Lucifer
"Well, for starters, in the note, you said that she was gonna die."
Lucifer
"Yeah. Because she is."
Lucifer
"She's gonna die."
Lucifer
"I'm gonna die."
Lucifer
"We're all gonna die if we don't act now."
Lucifer
"I wasn't threatening Alexa."
Lucifer
"- I wrote her a wake-up call. - About what?"
Lucifer
"Well, I'm glad you asked, ma'am."
Lucifer
"You see,"
Lucifer
"our planet's magma flows are blocked."
Lucifer
"If that flow isn't released, soon..."
Lucifer
"...big, molten apocalypse."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"I saw the movie."
Lucifer
"And now you don't believe me, and that is the problem."
Lucifer
"The Plunge made the prophecy into a joke."
Lucifer
"Her crappy movie made a mockery"
Lucifer
"out of a very, very serious issue."
Lucifer
"I don't know, man, I kind of dug The Plunge."
Lucifer
"Seriously?"
Lucifer
"A jock, a nerd and a princess save the planet?"
Lucifer
"I mean, come on."
Lucifer
"It was fun."
Lucifer
"Wow."
Lucifer
"Look. I hated Alexa's movie."
Lucifer
"Okay? But I would never hurt her."
Lucifer
"I-I actually kind of owe her."
Lucifer
"Because guess who has 196 more Twitter followers"
Lucifer
"since The Plunge premiered?"
Lucifer
"Okay, if you didn't attack her, then who did?"
Lucifer
"Alexa had a lot of enemies."
Lucifer
"Big Agro, Big Frack."
Lucifer
"The Bolivians."
Lucifer
"The carnies."
Lucifer
"Carnies?"
Lucifer
"Okay, we're gonna need"
Lucifer
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