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Clips from Lucifer - Manly Whatnots (S01E01)

"Is that Carver?"
Lucifer
"Hmm?"
Lucifer
"How did he get here?"
Lucifer
"Oh, he must have followed us."
Lucifer
"Well done, Detective."
Lucifer
"CHLOE: No, he didn't follow us."
Lucifer
"He must have gotten the address somehow."
Lucifer
"Or someone told him. Either way, he's gonna"
Lucifer
"get someone killed, probably himself."
Lucifer
"This love thing makes you all quite stupid, doesn't it?"
Lucifer
"(whispers): Lucifer!"
Lucifer
"(whispers): Lucifer!"
Lucifer
"(lock clicks)"
Lucifer
"Sorry, but I gave my word-- no police."
Lucifer
"Seriously?"
Lucifer
"Don't worry, Detective."
Lucifer
"I'm immortal, remember?"
Lucifer
"I knew it. (line ringing)"
Lucifer
"Hey, guys, I'm gonna need you sooner than I thought."
Lucifer
"Is SWAT ready?"
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"(screams)"
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"Manly as ever."
Lucifer
"Why are you here?"
Lucifer
"We had a perfectly good plan in place."
Lucifer
"Well, after you left, the kidnappers called back."
Lucifer
"They said they changed their minds,"
Lucifer
"and I come or the deal's off."
Lucifer
"Oh, that sounds sinister."
Lucifer
"Just hand over the cash,"
Lucifer
"and no one gets hurt."
Lucifer
"Yes, right. Got it here."
Lucifer
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Where's Lindsay?!"
Lucifer
"I want to see her."
Lucifer
"No. My rules."
Lucifer
"Money first."
Lucifer
"Now, Mr. Kidnapper, I believe that's a fair request actually,"
Lucifer
"so just pop her around and the money's yours."
Lucifer
"(grunting)"
Lucifer
"Greedy little jackal, aren't you?"
Lucifer
"Give it to me!"
Lucifer
"(chuckles) Most certainly will not."
Lucifer
"CARVER: Hey, f-forget it!"
Lucifer
"Just-just give it to him!"
Lucifer
"I just want her back."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Fine."
Lucifer
"Now bring us the girl."
Lucifer
"I'm sorry."
Lucifer
"That's not gonna happen."
Lucifer
"(chuckles) What?"
Lucifer
"I will kill you!"
Lucifer
"Oh, it's gonna happen."
Lucifer
"A deal's a deal."
Lucifer
"I am not leaving here without Lindsay."
Lucifer
"No way."
Lucifer
"(sighs) Dearie me."
Lucifer
"What is it about you and guns, eh?"
Lucifer
"(gunshot)"
Lucifer
"Carver?"
Lucifer
"Oh, no."
Lucifer
"(groans)"
Lucifer
"Lindsay?"
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Wait. Lindsay Lindsay?"
Lucifer
"Love of your life Lindsay?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, sorry, but I can't let you shoot my brother."
Lucifer
"What's up, jackass?"
Lucifer
"I don't understand."
Lucifer
"Don't you though?"
Lucifer
"This foul woman and her backwood brother played the player."
Lucifer
"Lindsay kidnapped herself."
Lucifer
"Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned."
Lucifer
"You did scorn her, didn't you?"
Lucifer
"No. No."
Lucifer
"For the first time in my life, I didn't."
Lucifer
"I loved her."
Lucifer
"I love you."
Lucifer
"Love me?"
Lucifer
"Are you kidding?"
Lucifer
"You didn't even remember my name!"
Lucifer
"What are you talking about?"
Lucifer
"I met you two years ago, Carver."
Lucifer
"We slept together."
Lucifer
"And then you never called again."
Lucifer
"Guess I was research for your stupid book."
Lucifer
"No, no, that's not possible."
Lucifer
"No, I-I would've remembered."
Lucifer
"Nope."
Lucifer
"I met you at the library."
Lucifer
"It's a good place to score"
Lucifer
"desperate babes."
Lucifer
"That's in Chapter 11, I believe."
Lucifer
"Oh, that's bad."
Lucifer
"I was a virgin, Carver."
Lucifer
"That's worse. (chuckles)"
Lucifer
"It was just another night for you,"
Lucifer
"but it was a big deal for me."
Lucifer
"Oh, God, I'm... I am so sorry, Lindsay."
Lucifer
"I-I'm different now."
Lucifer
"No, I don't think so."
Lucifer
"But I am."
Lucifer
"Okay, may I speak now?"
Lucifer
"Because I happen to be an expert on punishment,"
Lucifer
"and I'm not sure it fits the crime here."
Lucifer
"I mean, Carver made a mistake--"
Lucifer
"well, several really--"
Lucifer
"but..."
Lucifer
"you're different."
Lucifer
"He's changed."
Lucifer
"Doesn't that mean anything to you?"
Lucifer
"KEVIN: Shut up."
Lucifer
"You shouldn't even be here."
Lucifer
"Now you're dead, too."
Lucifer
"Shoot them, Linds."
Lucifer
"Sorry, can't let you"
Lucifer
"do that, darling."
Lucifer
"I mean, I'm indestructible,"
Lucifer
"but he's off limits as well, I'm afraid."
Lucifer
"No, she's right. I-I deserve it."
Lucifer
"No, you don't."
Lucifer
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