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Clips from Lucifer - Our Mojo (S05E05)

Short Films 1921 Season 5, Episode 7 1,081 clips
Short Comedy
[police siren wails in distance]
"[police siren wails in distance]"
Lucifer
[Chloe sighs]
"[Chloe sighs]"
Lucifer
Mm.
"Mm."
Lucifer
[moans, chuckles]
"[moans, chuckles]"
Lucifer
[snores, snorts loudly]
"[snores, snorts loudly]"
Lucifer
[gasps, exhales]
"[gasps, exhales]"
Lucifer
Oh. Hi.
"Oh. Hi."
Lucifer
Hello.
"Hello."
Lucifer
Was I snoring like a truck driver?
"Was I snoring like a truck driver?"
Lucifer
You know what, don't answer that, 'cause I just remembered you don't lie.
"You know what, don't answer that, 'cause I just remembered you don't lie."
Lucifer
[Lucifer] Mm.
"[Lucifer] Mm."
Lucifer
[both kissing]
"[both kissing]"
Lucifer
Good morning, Detective.
"Good morning, Detective."
Lucifer
Good morning.
"Good morning."
Lucifer
Are you cold?
"Are you cold?"
Lucifer
Cold? No, why?
"Cold? No, why?"
Lucifer
Odd,
"Odd,"
Lucifer
given that Hell was supposed to freeze over.
"given that Hell was supposed to freeze over."
Lucifer
-[laughs] -Hmm.
"-[laughs] -Hmm."
Lucifer
Right, 'cause I said that I wouldn't have sex with you until Hell...
"Right, 'cause I said that I wouldn't have sex with you until Hell..."
Lucifer
Yes, yes, you think you're very funny.
"Yes, yes, you think you're very funny."
Lucifer
Oh, I know I'm very funny. [chuckles]
"Oh, I know I'm very funny. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
I also know that you are ticklish.
"I also know that you are ticklish."
Lucifer
-Mwah! -[laughs]
"-Mwah! -[laughs]"
Lucifer
-[laughing] Oh, my gosh! Okay, okay! -[Lucifer laughs]
"-[laughing] Oh, my gosh! Okay, okay! -[Lucifer laughs]"
Lucifer
Okay.
"Okay."
Lucifer
I am starving.
"I am starving."
Lucifer
So what do you feel like?
"So what do you feel like?"
Lucifer
Eggs or pancakes?
"Eggs or pancakes?"
Lucifer
-Mm. -An old fashioned?
"-Mm. -An old fashioned?"
Lucifer
Whatever you want is dandy.
"Whatever you want is dandy."
Lucifer
[chuckles] Oh, come on.
"[chuckles] Oh, come on."
Lucifer
You must have some preference.
"You must have some preference."
Lucifer
[sighs]
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
What do you truly desire?
"What do you truly desire?"
Lucifer
I...
"I..."
Lucifer
I want to have sex with you another four times.
"I want to have sex with you another four times."
Lucifer
Six, actually.
"Six, actually."
Lucifer
What...
"What..."
Lucifer
Did I just mojo you?
"Did I just mojo you?"
Lucifer
I don't know. [chuckles]
"I don't know. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
I...
"I..."
Lucifer
[chuckles] You're messing with me.
"[chuckles] You're messing with me."
Lucifer
[laughs] Am I?
"[laughs] Am I?"
Lucifer
Yes!
"Yes!"
Lucifer
[snorts] You're messing with me.
"[snorts] You're messing with me."
Lucifer
-You are so silly. [laughs] -Oh.
"-You are so silly. [laughs] -Oh."
Lucifer
Okay. Hungry.
"Okay. Hungry."
Lucifer
Oh. [scoffs]
"Oh. [scoffs]"
Lucifer
Okay.
"Okay."
Lucifer
You know what? Breakfast burritos.
"You know what? Breakfast burritos."
Lucifer
I'm getting breakfast burritos.
"I'm getting breakfast burritos."
Lucifer
Doctor!
"Doctor!"
Lucifer
I need your help with a most pressing...
"I need your help with a most pressing..."
Lucifer
-[mechanical pumping] -What is that sound?
"-[mechanical pumping] -What is that sound?"
Lucifer
Oh.
"Oh."
Lucifer
My boobs.
"My boobs."
Lucifer
I'm pumping. Wearable breast pumps.
"I'm pumping. Wearable breast pumps."
Lucifer
Best invention since the epidural.
"Best invention since the epidural."
Lucifer
Hmm.
"Hmm."
Lucifer
The detective has mojo.
"The detective has mojo."
Lucifer
She-- What?
"She-- What?"
Lucifer
We had sex, and then this morning--
"We had sex, and then this morning--"
Lucifer
Wow. Wait...
"Wow. Wait..."
Lucifer
You guys had sex?
"You guys had sex?"
Lucifer
Finally!
"Finally!"
Lucifer
This is wonderful!
"This is wonderful!"
Lucifer
Well, it was wonderful, yes. Of course it was, but like I was saying,
"Well, it was wonderful, yes. Of course it was, but like I was saying,"
Lucifer
tiny hiccup, she can now do what I do.
"tiny hiccup, she can now do what I do."
Lucifer
Expose people's desires.
"Expose people's desires."
Lucifer
Well, how did that happen?
"Well, how did that happen?"
Lucifer
I don't know, Doctor.  Why do you think I've come to see you?
"I don't know, Doctor.  Why do you think I've come to see you?"
Lucifer
All I know is,
"All I know is,"
Lucifer
she didn't have mojo, then we had sex, and now she does.
"she didn't have mojo, then we had sex, and now she does."
Lucifer
How did you even find out that she could do that?
"How did you even find out that she could do that?"
Lucifer
Well, only by accident.
"Well, only by accident."
Lucifer
She's seen me do it quite a bit, so she did it as a joke, and it happened to--
"She's seen me do it quite a bit, so she did it as a joke, and it happened to--"
Lucifer
Hold on.
"Hold on."
Lucifer
Do you think it's possible
"Do you think it's possible"
Lucifer
I've given my power to everyone I've ever had sex with and just never knew it?
"I've given my power to everyone I've ever had sex with and just never knew it?"
Lucifer
Uh... Who, me?
"Uh... Who, me?"
Lucifer
No.
"No."
Lucifer
Well, we did the deed, several times, and in, you know, all sorts of positions.
"Well, we did the deed, several times, and in, you know, all sorts of positions."
Lucifer
Yes, I remember.
"Yes, I remember."
Lucifer
How could I forget?
"How could I forget?"
Lucifer
Anyway... But, Lucifer,
"Anyway... But, Lucifer,"
Lucifer
your mojo is like a superpower.
"your mojo is like a superpower."
Lucifer
I don't have it.
"I don't have it."
Lucifer
[mechanical pumping]
"[mechanical pumping]"
Lucifer
Or do I?
"Or do I?"
Lucifer
-I guess I've never tried. -Well, let's try now. Come on.
"-I guess I've never tried. -Well, let's try now. Come on."
Lucifer
Lean in. Look into my eyes.
"Lean in. Look into my eyes."
Lucifer
Ask me what I desire.
"Ask me what I desire."
Lucifer
[squeals] This is good. I mean...
"[squeals] This is good. I mean..."
Lucifer
Lucifer...
"Lucifer..."
Lucifer
what do you desire?
"what do you desire?"
Lucifer
No. Nada. Totally limp.
"No. Nada. Totally limp."
Lucifer
Oof. Ouch.
"Oof. Ouch."
Lucifer
Well, that's several million bullets dodged.
"Well, that's several million bullets dodged."
Lucifer
So it's just the detective who's the problem.
"So it's just the detective who's the problem."
Lucifer
-Why does it have to be a problem? -Because...
"-Why does it have to be a problem? -Because..."
Lucifer
desire is my thing.
"desire is my thing."
Lucifer
My mojo is the reason I'm useful to her in the first place.
"My mojo is the reason I'm useful to her in the first place."
Lucifer
If she can do it, too, what's my role in the partnership?
"If she can do it, too, what's my role in the partnership?"
Lucifer
Who even am I?
"Who even am I?"
Lucifer
Okay, so you don't think that you can share this with her and still be you?
"Okay, so you don't think that you can share this with her and still be you?"
Lucifer
Lucifer, that's what being in a relationship is,
"Lucifer, that's what being in a relationship is,"
Lucifer
sharing without losing yourself in the process.
"sharing without losing yourself in the process."
Lucifer
-Uh...? -Besides,
"-Uh...? -Besides,"
Lucifer
the fact that Chloe can now mojo people, too, doesn't mean that you have to stop.
"the fact that Chloe can now mojo people, too, doesn't mean that you have to stop."
Lucifer
You're right.
"You're right."
Lucifer
[chuckles] You're right.
"[chuckles] You're right."
Lucifer
I am, and always will be, master of the mojo.
"I am, and always will be, master of the mojo."
Lucifer
-Mm. -King of desire.
"-Mm. -King of desire."
Lucifer
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Lucifer
Sultan of humans' innermost wishes.
"Sultan of humans' innermost wishes."
Lucifer
Thank you, Doctor. Yeah...
"Thank you, Doctor. Yeah..."
Lucifer
"What is it you desire?"
""What is it you desire?""
Lucifer
"Excuse me, what is it you desire?"
""Excuse me, what is it you desire?""
Lucifer
[mechanical pumping]
"[mechanical pumping]"
Lucifer
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