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Clips from Lucifer - Our Mojo (S05E05)

"[police siren wails in distance]"
Lucifer
"[Chloe sighs]"
Lucifer
"Mm."
Lucifer
"[moans, chuckles]"
Lucifer
"[snores, snorts loudly]"
Lucifer
"[gasps, exhales]"
Lucifer
"Oh. Hi."
Lucifer
"Hello."
Lucifer
"Was I snoring like a truck driver?"
Lucifer
"You know what, don't answer that, 'cause I just remembered you don't lie."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Mm."
Lucifer
"[both kissing]"
Lucifer
"Good morning, Detective."
Lucifer
"Good morning."
Lucifer
"Are you cold?"
Lucifer
"Cold? No, why?"
Lucifer
"Odd,"
Lucifer
"given that Hell was supposed to freeze over."
Lucifer
"-[laughs] -Hmm."
Lucifer
"Right, 'cause I said that I wouldn't have sex with you until Hell..."
Lucifer
"Yes, yes, you think you're very funny."
Lucifer
"Oh, I know I'm very funny. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"I also know that you are ticklish."
Lucifer
"-Mwah! -[laughs]"
Lucifer
"-[laughing] Oh, my gosh! Okay, okay! -[Lucifer laughs]"
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"I am starving."
Lucifer
"So what do you feel like?"
Lucifer
"Eggs or pancakes?"
Lucifer
"-Mm. -An old fashioned?"
Lucifer
"Whatever you want is dandy."
Lucifer
"[chuckles] Oh, come on."
Lucifer
"You must have some preference."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"What do you truly desire?"
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"I want to have sex with you another four times."
Lucifer
"Six, actually."
Lucifer
"What..."
Lucifer
"Did I just mojo you?"
Lucifer
"I don't know. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"[chuckles] You're messing with me."
Lucifer
"[laughs] Am I?"
Lucifer
"Yes!"
Lucifer
"[snorts] You're messing with me."
Lucifer
"-You are so silly. [laughs] -Oh."
Lucifer
"Okay. Hungry."
Lucifer
"Oh. [scoffs]"
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"You know what? Breakfast burritos."
Lucifer
"I'm getting breakfast burritos."
Lucifer
"Doctor!"
Lucifer
"I need your help with a most pressing..."
Lucifer
"-[mechanical pumping] -What is that sound?"
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"My boobs."
Lucifer
"I'm pumping. Wearable breast pumps."
Lucifer
"Best invention since the epidural."
Lucifer
"Hmm."
Lucifer
"The detective has mojo."
Lucifer
"She-- What?"
Lucifer
"We had sex, and then this morning--"
Lucifer
"Wow. Wait..."
Lucifer
"You guys had sex?"
Lucifer
"Finally!"
Lucifer
"This is wonderful!"
Lucifer
"Well, it was wonderful, yes. Of course it was, but like I was saying,"
Lucifer
"tiny hiccup, she can now do what I do."
Lucifer
"Expose people's desires."
Lucifer
"Well, how did that happen?"
Lucifer
"I don't know, Doctor.  Why do you think I've come to see you?"
Lucifer
"All I know is,"
Lucifer
"she didn't have mojo, then we had sex, and now she does."
Lucifer
"How did you even find out that she could do that?"
Lucifer
"Well, only by accident."
Lucifer
"She's seen me do it quite a bit, so she did it as a joke, and it happened to--"
Lucifer
"Hold on."
Lucifer
"Do you think it's possible"
Lucifer
"I've given my power to everyone I've ever had sex with and just never knew it?"
Lucifer
"Uh... Who, me?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"Well, we did the deed, several times, and in, you know, all sorts of positions."
Lucifer
"Yes, I remember."
Lucifer
"How could I forget?"
Lucifer
"Anyway... But, Lucifer,"
Lucifer
"your mojo is like a superpower."
Lucifer
"I don't have it."
Lucifer
"[mechanical pumping]"
Lucifer
"Or do I?"
Lucifer
"-I guess I've never tried. -Well, let's try now. Come on."
Lucifer
"Lean in. Look into my eyes."
Lucifer
"Ask me what I desire."
Lucifer
"[squeals] This is good. I mean..."
Lucifer
"Lucifer..."
Lucifer
"what do you desire?"
Lucifer
"No. Nada. Totally limp."
Lucifer
"Oof. Ouch."
Lucifer
"Well, that's several million bullets dodged."
Lucifer
"So it's just the detective who's the problem."
Lucifer
"-Why does it have to be a problem? -Because..."
Lucifer
"desire is my thing."
Lucifer
"My mojo is the reason I'm useful to her in the first place."
Lucifer
"If she can do it, too, what's my role in the partnership?"
Lucifer
"Who even am I?"
Lucifer
"Okay, so you don't think that you can share this with her and still be you?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, that's what being in a relationship is,"
Lucifer
"sharing without losing yourself in the process."
Lucifer
"-Uh...? -Besides,"
Lucifer
"the fact that Chloe can now mojo people, too, doesn't mean that you have to stop."
Lucifer
"You're right."
Lucifer
"[chuckles] You're right."
Lucifer
"I am, and always will be, master of the mojo."
Lucifer
"-Mm. -King of desire."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Sultan of humans' innermost wishes."
Lucifer
"Thank you, Doctor. Yeah..."
Lucifer
""What is it you desire?""
Lucifer
""Excuse me, what is it you desire?""
Lucifer
"[mechanical pumping]"
Lucifer
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