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Clips from Lucifer - All About Her (S03E03)

Moondog.

"Moondog."

Lucifer

I'm telling you guys, I believe them.

"I'm telling you guys, I believe them."

Lucifer

Why? Just 'cause they put flowers in the water?

"Why? Just 'cause they put flowers in the water?"

Lucifer

No. Because they didn't know I was a cop,

"No. Because they didn't know I was a cop,"

Lucifer

and their motive's all but vanished.

"and their motive's all but vanished."

Lucifer

I think someone's trying to set them up.

"I think someone's trying to set them up."

Lucifer

I mean, they don't even go up to Carbon.

"I mean, they don't even go up to Carbon."

Lucifer

It's too much of a hassle.

"It's too much of a hassle."

Lucifer

Sloth... truly one of the world's most deplorable sins.

"Sloth... truly one of the world's most deplorable sins."

Lucifer

If you want something,

"If you want something,"

Lucifer

you have to be willing to go the extra mile.

"you have to be willing to go the extra mile."

Lucifer

What do you think?

"What do you think?"

Lucifer

I'm particularly proud of the new filing system,

"I'm particularly proud of the new filing system,"

Lucifer

complete with a "Sexy Victims" pile,

"complete with a "Sexy Victims" pile,"

Lucifer

"Obvious Killers" pile.

""Obvious Killers" pile."

Lucifer

Oh, and "Boring Crimes" pile, to be ignored, of course.

"Oh, and "Boring Crimes" pile, to be ignored, of course."

Lucifer

Cannot even. Cannot even.

"Cannot even. Cannot even."

Lucifer

Should have gone with the French toast.

"Should have gone with the French toast."

Lucifer

As if it wasn't bad enough you betrayed me,

"As if it wasn't bad enough you betrayed me,"

Lucifer

nearly costing me my job, almost getting Dan killed...

"nearly costing me my job, almost getting Dan killed..."

Lucifer

I mean, did you really think I was dumb enough

"I mean, did you really think I was dumb enough"

Lucifer

to help you just because you tried to clean up my desk

"to help you just because you tried to clean up my desk"

Lucifer

and actually made it worse?

"and actually made it worse?"

Lucifer

I mean, what even is that?

"I mean, what even is that?"

Lucifer

It's me.

"It's me."

Lucifer

Are you that self-absorbed

"Are you that self-absorbed"

Lucifer

that you don't realize how your actions hurt people?

"that you don't realize how your actions hurt people?"

Lucifer

Hurt me?

"Hurt me?"

Lucifer

- Detective. - And I can only assume

"- Detective. - And I can only assume"

Lucifer

that you asked Pierce for help, too,

"that you asked Pierce for help, too,"

Lucifer

which is nuts, by the way.

"which is nuts, by the way."

Lucifer

But I want to make one thing clear:

"But I want to make one thing clear:"

Lucifer

you can just stop with this selfless charade,

"you can just stop with this selfless charade,"

Lucifer

because I am never going to help you

"because I am never going to help you"

Lucifer

with this investigation of yours.

"with this investigation of yours."

Lucifer

Oh, I don't need your help anymore.

"Oh, I don't need your help anymore."

Lucifer

Then why are you still here?

"Then why are you still here?"

Lucifer

Because this case matters to you.

"Because this case matters to you."

Lucifer

Therefore, it matters to me.

"Therefore, it matters to me."

Lucifer

We're... we're partners, Detective.

"We're... we're partners, Detective."

Lucifer

Next time, you want to just start there?

"Next time, you want to just start there?"

Lucifer

Next time. So we're...?

"Next time. So we're...?"

Lucifer

Okay.

"Okay."

Lucifer

"Hot Suspects"?

""Hot Suspects"?"

Lucifer

An entire folder for graffiti?

"An entire folder for graffiti?"

Lucifer

This is gonna take me forever to re-sort, you know.

"This is gonna take me forever to re-sort, you know."

Lucifer

No, wait, w-what are you doing?

"No, wait, w-what are you doing?"

Lucifer

It took me ages to line up these right angles.

"It took me ages to line up these right angles."

Lucifer

Holy crap. That's it. You did it.

"Holy crap. That's it. You did it."

Lucifer

Okay, Detective, I get it.

"Okay, Detective, I get it."

Lucifer

You don't like the new filing system.

"You don't like the new filing system."

Lucifer

- But this is a bit excessive. - No.

"- But this is a bit excessive. - No."

Lucifer

The Orcas. Remember how they said

"The Orcas. Remember how they said"

Lucifer

that they never go up to Carbon because it's private?

"that they never go up to Carbon because it's private?"

Lucifer

California has no private beaches, which means...

"California has no private beaches, which means..."

Lucifer

Someone must have put the signs up illegally.

"Someone must have put the signs up illegally."

Lucifer

And look here.

"And look here."

Lucifer

One person was cited dozens of times

"One person was cited dozens of times"

Lucifer

for posting at Carbon.

"for posting at Carbon."

Lucifer

To you, Detective.

"To you, Detective."

Lucifer

Hey! Hey.

"Hey! Hey."

Lucifer

What do you think you're doing?

"What do you think you're doing?"

Lucifer

This is private property.

"This is private property."

Lucifer

Didn't you see the signs?

"Didn't you see the signs?"

Lucifer

Oh, I'm so sorry.

"Oh, I'm so sorry."

Lucifer

I must have missed those.

"I must have missed those."

Lucifer

Did you happen to see them?

"Did you happen to see them?"

Lucifer

No.

"No."

Lucifer

No.

"No."

Lucifer

You know, someone must have taken them down.

"You know, someone must have taken them down."

Lucifer

I don't know who you two think you are,

"I don't know who you two think you are,"

Lucifer

but I'm calling the police.

"but I'm calling the police."

Lucifer

What, you mean like those police?

"What, you mean like those police?"

Lucifer

The beach signs you posted are illegal, Justine,

"The beach signs you posted are illegal, Justine,"

Lucifer

and you know what that helps with? A search warrant.

"and you know what that helps with? A search warrant."

Lucifer

I wonder if the officers will find

"I wonder if the officers will find"

Lucifer

anything of interest in there.

"anything of interest in there."

Lucifer

Yes, I wonder. Maybe a surf leash

"Yes, I wonder. Maybe a surf leash"

Lucifer

used to strangle a young surfer, perhaps.

"used to strangle a young surfer, perhaps."

Lucifer

I don't know what you're talking about.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

Lucifer

This is insane.

"This is insane."

Lucifer

Oh, come on, tell us the truth.

"Oh, come on, tell us the truth."

Lucifer

Did he steal from you?

"Did he steal from you?"

Lucifer

Hmm? Did he owe you cash?

"Hmm? Did he owe you cash?"

Lucifer

Or perhaps it was some kind of sexual liaison that went awry.

"Or perhaps it was some kind of sexual liaison that went awry."

Lucifer

Really, I must know.

"Really, I must know."

Lucifer

What the hell is wrong with you people?

"What the hell is wrong with you people?"

Lucifer

You come to my house and accuse me of murder?

"You come to my house and accuse me of murder?"

Lucifer

This isn't your home, Justine.

"This isn't your home, Justine."

Lucifer

This beach doesn't belong to anyone.

"This beach doesn't belong to anyone."

Lucifer

But that was the problem, wasn't it?

"But that was the problem, wasn't it?"

Lucifer

You are wasting your time here.

"You are wasting your time here."

Lucifer

Manny came here to surf, you had enough, and you snapped.

"Manny came here to surf, you had enough, and you snapped."

Lucifer

No, that's not true.

"No, that's not true."

Lucifer

Well, you say that, Justine,

"Well, you say that, Justine,"

Lucifer

but the police officer up there holding a surfboard says yes.

"but the police officer up there holding a surfboard says yes."

Lucifer

Sorry. You were saying?

"Sorry. You were saying?"

Lucifer

You don't get it.

"You don't get it."

Lucifer

I paid for this land.

"I paid for this land."

Lucifer

I even put up signs, but they trampled

"I even put up signs, but they trampled"

Lucifer

this whole beach like it was their own.

"this whole beach like it was their own."

Lucifer

They trashed this whole area,

"They trashed this whole area,"

Lucifer

and I just couldn't take it anymore.

"and I just couldn't take it anymore."

Lucifer

I-I had to send a message.

"I-I had to send a message."

Lucifer

And that's why you framed the Orcas for Manny's murder.

"And that's why you framed the Orcas for Manny's murder."

Lucifer

If people were scared enough,

"If people were scared enough,"

Lucifer

then finally they would stay away.

"then finally they would stay away."

Lucifer

Hold on.

"Hold on."

Lucifer

So you're saying your brazen act of violence,

"So you're saying your brazen act of violence,"

Lucifer

it wasn't personal at all?

"it wasn't personal at all?"

Lucifer

Manny was just a means to an end.

"Manny was just a means to an end."

Lucifer

You're under arrest, Justine, for the murder of Manny Taylor.

"You're under arrest, Justine, for the murder of Manny Taylor."

Lucifer

After all that, I could really use a glass of champagne.

"After all that, I could really use a glass of champagne."

Lucifer

Chee...

"Chee..."

Lucifer

He is who he is.

"He is who he is."

Lucifer

This sneaking around,

"This sneaking around,"

Lucifer

I can't do it anymore, Amenadiel.

"I can't do it anymore, Amenadiel."

Lucifer

I'm so relieved to hear you say that,

"I'm so relieved to hear you say that,"

Lucifer

because I feel the same way.

"because I feel the same way."

Lucifer

- You do? - I do.

"- You do? - I do."

Lucifer

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