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Clips from Lucifer - A Priest Walks Into a Bar (S01E01)

"Previously on Lucifer..."
Lucifer
"Thank you for having my back and for everything."
Lucifer
"(gunshots)"
Lucifer
"MALCOLM: I could have told everyone the truth."
Lucifer
"You shot me."
Lucifer
"Why didn't you?"
Lucifer
"'Cause I got big plans for you."
Lucifer
"You betrayed me, Maze."
Lucifer
"- Lucifer, I... - I don't want to hear it."
Lucifer
"We're done."
Lucifer
"(gunshot)"
Lucifer
"It seems I'm dealing with a bit"
Lucifer
"of a mortality sitch."
Lucifer
"I'm bleeding."
Lucifer
"I'm just realizing the gravity of what you're saying."
Lucifer
"That I'm allergic to lead projectiles?"
Lucifer
"All I have to do"
Lucifer
"is wait for some pitiful thug"
Lucifer
"to end you."
Lucifer
"And right back to Hell you go."
Lucifer
"People come to me to ask for favors, and more often than not,"
Lucifer
"- I'm happy to oblige. - What do you get?"
Lucifer
"A devilish I.O.U., if you will."
Lucifer
"Who would take a deal like that?"
Lucifer
"They all do."
Lucifer
"("Eez-Eh" by Kasabian playing)"
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"(elevator bell dings)"
Lucifer
"(indistinct chatter, clamoring)"
Lucifer
"♪ I make you mad... ♪"
Lucifer
"Yeah, fantastic!"
Lucifer
"You're here."
Lucifer
"♪ I'm just trying to put the world to rights ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And if you want to ♪"
Lucifer
"MAN: Yeah. ♪ I'll take you out... ♪"
Lucifer
"Ah, starving! Can't think why!"
Lucifer
"(laughs) Okay."
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"Uh, this should, uh,"
Lucifer
"well, this should just about cover it."
Lucifer
"(laughs) Have a nice evening."
Lucifer
"Oh, curious."
Lucifer
"In your line of work, how many times has it happened to you?"
Lucifer
"You know, like in those wonderful Internet videos?"
Lucifer
"Your deliveries ending in sex."
Lucifer
"Uh..."
Lucifer
"never."
Lucifer
"Well, that changes tonight."
Lucifer
"Come!"
Lucifer
"Come on! Come, come!"
Lucifer
"Come."
Lucifer
"I'm still on the clock."
Lucifer
"Oh, you'll always be on the clock."
Lucifer
"But how often will you be here?"
Lucifer
"Hey? Oh, Brittanies!"
Lucifer
"Brittanies,"
Lucifer
"- Yeah! - Pizza delivery guy."
Lucifer
"Pizza delivery guy, Brittanies."
Lucifer
"BRITTANIES: Hi!"
Lucifer
"Well, go on."
Lucifer
"What are you waiting for?"
Lucifer
"- Have fun. - Come on!"
Lucifer
"Lucifer!"
Lucifer
"Come join us."
Lucifer
"Be right there, darlings."
Lucifer
"BRITTANY: All right."
Lucifer
"♪ I'm just trying to set the world alight ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ You got problems, well, so have I. ♪"
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: But I didn't"
Lucifer
"join them."
Lucifer
"Three Brittanies in the Jacuzzi."
Lucifer
"Three."
Lucifer
"Why didn't I join them?"
Lucifer
"Why do you think you didn't join them?"
Lucifer
"I don't know, Doctor. That's what I pay you"
Lucifer
"to figure out, isn't it?"
Lucifer
"Have you ever considered that all of this excessive partying"
Lucifer
"may be your attempt to fill a void?"
Lucifer
""Attempt"?"
Lucifer
"I filled five voids last night."
Lucifer
"That's not what I mean."
Lucifer
"A void"
Lucifer
"in your emotional life."
Lucifer
"You sound..."
Lucifer
"...lonely."
Lucifer
""Lonely"?"
Lucifer
"Have... have you been listening to a word I've said?"
Lucifer
"I am never alone."
Lucifer
"I'm constantly surrounded by people."
Lucifer
"You know? I party whenever I desire."
Lucifer
"My bed never cold."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, being alone"
Lucifer
"and being lonely are two entirely"
Lucifer
"different things."
Lucifer
"- Are they? - Yes!"
Lucifer
"You may be surrounded by others,"
Lucifer
"but do you truly consider any of those people"
Lucifer
"your friend?"
Lucifer
"My friend?"
Lucifer
"A peer you respect."
Lucifer
"Someone you like to spend time with."
Lucifer
"Someone with whom you share a meaningful connection."
Lucifer
"Well, you and I connect quite well."
Lucifer
"I'm talking personal."
Lucifer
"What about Maze?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"She and I are on the outs, I'm afraid."
Lucifer
"Long story filled with betrayal."
Lucifer
"You actually make a cameo in it."
Lucifer
"How about Detective Decker?"
Lucifer
"Do you consider her your friend?"
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"Well, quite honestly, I..."
Lucifer
"I'm not sure what we are."
Lucifer
"("Kitty Hawk (Break Science Remix)" by Ki:Theory playing)"
Lucifer
"Lucifer?"
Lucifer
"Listen, can we tal...?"
Lucifer
"I don't have time for traitors."
Lucifer
"I get you don't want to talk to me."
Lucifer
"But someone else is here to see you for a favor."
Lucifer
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