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Clips from Lucifer - Nothing Lasts Forever (S05E05)

"[rock music playing]"
Lucifer
"♪ Gonna do it my way ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Goin' for the gold ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Gonna do it my way… ♪"
Lucifer
"Wait, you're gonna be what?"
Lucifer
"The new God. Isn't that great?"
Lucifer
"So your Dad's gonna retire, and he chose you to replace him?"
Lucifer
"Well, not in so many words. He asked me and Amenadiel to keep it a secret,"
Lucifer
"so it's obvious he wants it to be one of us."
Lucifer
"-And Amenadiel doesn't want it? -Nope. It's all mine."
Lucifer
"What about all the other angels? Are they gonna be okay with this?"
Lucifer
"No, they'll have more opinions than Twitter,"
Lucifer
"but Heaven's never been a democracy."
Lucifer
"It's best they don't find out until Dad makes it official."
Lucifer
"But why you?"
Lucifer
"Because I would be a much better God than my father ever was."
Lucifer
"No, but why would you even want to be God?"
Lucifer
"[huffs]"
Lucifer
"Never mind the why. This is gonna be great, Detective."
Lucifer
"Lots of changes when I'm in charge."
Lucifer
"War eradicated, world hunger satiated."
Lucifer
"Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place. [laughs]"
Lucifer
"[engine revs]"
Lucifer
"You know, I really thought you'd be more excited about this."
Lucifer
"Sorry."
Lucifer
"[sighs] I guess I'm just"
Lucifer
"trying to wrap my mind around what all of this means."
Lucifer
"-Means? -For us. Yeah."
Lucifer
"Oh, well, it won't change a thing. In fact, things will only get better."
Lucifer
"I'll become omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. All the omnis."
Lucifer
"But how is that good for our relationship?"
Lucifer
"I'll be there for you whenever and wherever you need me."
Lucifer
"I'll know exactly what you're thinking."
Lucifer
"That's not at all dangerous."
Lucifer
"Well, I'll know exactly when you want me to do that thing you like, for example."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Look, Detective, this is a good thing. Trust me."
Lucifer
"I do."
Lucifer
"I just…"
Lucifer
"You need time to process. Of course you do."
Lucifer
"Well, in the meantime, how about business as usual?"
Lucifer
"Nice little murder, take your mind off things?"
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"♪ Rise up, you never fall ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Time to lay down the law, whoa! ♪"
Lucifer
"Could you imagine being ripped apart by a shark?"
Lucifer
"Do I have to?"
Lucifer
"What do you think the worst part would be?"
Lucifer
"Those big ole teeth tearing into your skin,"
Lucifer
"the water filling your lungs as you scream"
Lucifer
"or the heart attack from the sheer terror of it all?"
Lucifer
"You never cease to amaze me, Ella."
Lucifer
"I mean, even the darkest, most morbid stuff gets you excited,"
Lucifer
"and that's because you know all this work's gonna help somebody."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Sharks, one of Earth's most misunderstood creatures."
Lucifer
"Definitely correcting that when I'm God."
Lucifer
"So, who do we have here?"
Lucifer
"Bruna Lorenzoni, 33, chief operator of the aquarium."
Lucifer
"-Pieces were found scattered in the tank. -Obviously, death by shark, right?"
Lucifer
"Wrong!"
Lucifer
"See, this wound right here is way deeper than any sort of tooth."
Lucifer
"Cleaner cut too, made by some sort of blade."
Lucifer
"She was dead before she hit the water."
Lucifer
"So the killer dumped the body, hoping the sharks would hide the murder?"
Lucifer
"Should've known we'd smell something fishy."
Lucifer
"-Aww, Dad joke, nice. -Thanks. I'm practicing."
Lucifer
"We've located all of her pieces except her left arm."
Lucifer
"And the fingernails on the hand we do have"
Lucifer
"show some sign of struggle, so I sent the samples back to the lab."
Lucifer
"Her pieces were in the water for a long time, so it's gonna be tough,"
Lucifer
"but maybe our victim nabbed some of the killer's DNA."
Lucifer
"-Who found the body? -Elizabeth Newman."
Lucifer
"The aquarium's owner."
Lucifer
"I came in this morning because Bruna wasn't returning my calls."
Lucifer
"I never imagined I'd find her like…"
Lucifer
"like that."
Lucifer
"Oh, this is a nightmare. I don't know how to do any of this without her."
Lucifer
"Do you know of anyone who would want Bruna dead?"
Lucifer
"No, I have no idea."
Lucifer
"She was a pillar of our marine conservation community."
Lucifer
"Oceans wouldn't need saving if my father hadn't been slacking. Just saying."
Lucifer
"Who had access to the aquarium grounds after hours?"
Lucifer
"[hesitates] I don't know. Bruna ran everything."
Lucifer
"I love our animals as much as she does,"
Lucifer
"but these days I'm just more of the money person."
Lucifer
"Yeah. Uh, Detective, I just realized,"
Lucifer
"when I'm God, I'll know the answers to all your questions."
Lucifer
"No more asking useless people like Lizzie here."
Lucifer
"Okay, well, you are not God yet, so that is not helpful right now."
Lucifer
"Well, I'm just trying to get you as excited about my new promotion as…"
Lucifer
"I am."
Lucifer
"Excuse me."
Lucifer
"Brother, what are you doing here?"
Lucifer
"You weren't answering your phone."
Lucifer
"Have you heard the news?"
Lucifer
"Father's back."
Lucifer
"Really?"
Lucifer
"But why do you look so worried? He's still retiring, isn't he?"
Lucifer
"Oh, yeah, that's definitely still happening."
Lucifer
"Excellent. Well, I should go talk to him"
Lucifer
"and get his blessing before our meddlesome siblings find out."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"About that…"
Lucifer
"[chattering]"
Lucifer
"[man] Thanks, Pop."
Lucifer
"Oh, bloody Hell!"
Lucifer
"-[God] Hot dogs or burgers, my children? -[Lucifer] Rude."
Lucifer
"I didn't get an invitation."
Lucifer
"Not even Gabriel's e-vite?"
Lucifer
"Well, she emails too much. I send her straight to spam."
Lucifer
"Hi, guys! Heard you talking about me. Long time no see. Glad you could make it."
Lucifer
"-Archangels, assemble! -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Azrael says hi, wishes she could be here,"
Lucifer
"but you know, no rest for the Angel of Death."
Lucifer
"[both sigh] Hey, Gabriel."
Lucifer
"So, Amenadiel, someone's been a busy angel."
Lucifer
"Spill. I wanna know everything about your baby mama."
Lucifer
"Like I would tell anything to the Angel of Gossip."
Lucifer
"-[chuckles] -It's Angel of Messages, but whatever."
Lucifer
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