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Clips from Lucifer - Nothing Lasts Forever (S05E05)

Short Films 1921 Season 5, Episode 14 1,007 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil. 1 2
The Would-Be Prince of Darkness 1 3
Manly Whatnots 1 4
Sweet Kicks 1 5
Favorite Son 1 6
Wingman 1 7
Et Tu, Doctor? 1 8
A Priest Walks Into a Bar 1 9
Pops 1 10
St. Lucifer 1 11
#TeamLucifer 1 12
Take Me Back to Hell 1 13
Homewrecker 2 9
Quid Pro Ho 2 10
Stewardess Interruptus 2 11
Love Handles 2 12
They're Back, Aren't They? 3 1
The One with the Baby Carrot 3 2
Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith 3 3
What Would Lucifer Do? 3 4
Welcome Back, Charlotte Richards 3 5
Vegas With Some Radish 3 6
Off the Record 3 7
Chloe Does Lucifer 3 8
The Sinnerman 3 9
The Sin Bin 3 10
City of Angels? 3 11
All About Her 3 12
Til Death Do Us Part 3 13
My Brother's Keeper 3 14
High School Poppycock 3 15
Infernal Guinea Pig 3 16
Let Pinhead Sing! 3 17
The Last Heartbreak 3 18
Title Season Episode
Orange Is the New Maze 3 19
The Angel of San Bernardino 3 20
Anything Pierce Can Do I Can Do Better 3 21
All Hands on Decker 3 22
Quintessential Deckerstar 3 23
A Devil of My Word 3 24
Boo Normal 3 25
Once Upon a Time 3 26
Everything's Okay 4 1
Somebody's Been Reading Dante's Inferno 4 2
O, Ye of Little Faith, Father 4 3
All About Eve 4 4
Expire Erect 4 5
Orgy Pants to Work 4 6
Devil Is as Devil Does 4 7
Super Bad Boyfriend 4 8
Save Lucifer 4 9
Who's da New King of Hell? 4 10
Really Sad Devil Guy 5 1
Lucifer! Lucifer! Lucifer! 5 2
¡Diablo! 5 3
It Never Ends Well for the Chicken 5 4
Detective Amenadiel 5 5
BlueBallz 5 6
Our Mojo 5 7
Spoiler Alert 5 8
Family Dinner 5 9
Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam 5 10
Resting Devil Face 5 11
Daniel Espinoza: Naked and Afraid 5 12
A Little Harmless Stalking 5 13
Nothing Lasts Forever 5 14
Is This Really How It's Going To End?! 5 15
A Chance at a Happy Ending 5 16
[rock music playing]
"[rock music playing]"
Lucifer
♪ Gonna do it my way ♪
"♪ Gonna do it my way ♪"
Lucifer
♪ Goin' for the gold ♪
"♪ Goin' for the gold ♪"
Lucifer
♪ Gonna do it my way… ♪
"♪ Gonna do it my way… ♪"
Lucifer
Wait, you're gonna be what?
"Wait, you're gonna be what?"
Lucifer
The new God. Isn't that great?
"The new God. Isn't that great?"
Lucifer
So your Dad's gonna retire, and he chose you to replace him?
"So your Dad's gonna retire, and he chose you to replace him?"
Lucifer
Well, not in so many words. He asked me and Amenadiel to keep it a secret,
"Well, not in so many words. He asked me and Amenadiel to keep it a secret,"
Lucifer
so it's obvious he wants it to be one of us.
"so it's obvious he wants it to be one of us."
Lucifer
-And Amenadiel doesn't want it? -Nope. It's all mine.
"-And Amenadiel doesn't want it? -Nope. It's all mine."
Lucifer
What about all the other angels? Are they gonna be okay with this?
"What about all the other angels? Are they gonna be okay with this?"
Lucifer
No, they'll have more opinions than Twitter,
"No, they'll have more opinions than Twitter,"
Lucifer
but Heaven's never been a democracy.
"but Heaven's never been a democracy."
Lucifer
It's best they don't find out until Dad makes it official.
"It's best they don't find out until Dad makes it official."
Lucifer
But why you?
"But why you?"
Lucifer
Because I would be a much better God than my father ever was.
"Because I would be a much better God than my father ever was."
Lucifer
No, but why would you even want to be God?
"No, but why would you even want to be God?"
Lucifer
[huffs]
"[huffs]"
Lucifer
Never mind the why. This is gonna be great, Detective.
"Never mind the why. This is gonna be great, Detective."
Lucifer
Lots of changes when I'm in charge.
"Lots of changes when I'm in charge."
Lucifer
War eradicated, world hunger satiated.
"War eradicated, world hunger satiated."
Lucifer
Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place. [laughs]
"Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place. [laughs]"
Lucifer
[engine revs]
"[engine revs]"
Lucifer
You know, I really thought you'd be more excited about this.
"You know, I really thought you'd be more excited about this."
Lucifer
Sorry.
"Sorry."
Lucifer
[sighs] I guess I'm just
"[sighs] I guess I'm just"
Lucifer
trying to wrap my mind around what all of this means.
"trying to wrap my mind around what all of this means."
Lucifer
-Means? -For us. Yeah.
"-Means? -For us. Yeah."
Lucifer
Oh, well, it won't change a thing. In fact, things will only get better.
"Oh, well, it won't change a thing. In fact, things will only get better."
Lucifer
I'll become omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. All the omnis.
"I'll become omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. All the omnis."
Lucifer
But how is that good for our relationship?
"But how is that good for our relationship?"
Lucifer
I'll be there for you whenever and wherever you need me.
"I'll be there for you whenever and wherever you need me."
Lucifer
I'll know exactly what you're thinking.
"I'll know exactly what you're thinking."
Lucifer
That's not at all dangerous.
"That's not at all dangerous."
Lucifer
Well, I'll know exactly when you want me to do that thing you like, for example.
"Well, I'll know exactly when you want me to do that thing you like, for example."
Lucifer
[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
Look, Detective, this is a good thing. Trust me.
"Look, Detective, this is a good thing. Trust me."
Lucifer
I do.
"I do."
Lucifer
I just…
"I just…"
Lucifer
You need time to process. Of course you do.
"You need time to process. Of course you do."
Lucifer
Well, in the meantime, how about business as usual?
"Well, in the meantime, how about business as usual?"
Lucifer
Nice little murder, take your mind off things?
"Nice little murder, take your mind off things?"
Lucifer
[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
♪ Rise up, you never fall ♪
"♪ Rise up, you never fall ♪"
Lucifer
♪ Time to lay down the law, whoa! ♪
"♪ Time to lay down the law, whoa! ♪"
Lucifer
Could you imagine being ripped apart by a shark?
"Could you imagine being ripped apart by a shark?"
Lucifer
Do I have to?
"Do I have to?"
Lucifer
What do you think the worst part would be?
"What do you think the worst part would be?"
Lucifer
Those big ole teeth tearing into your skin,
"Those big ole teeth tearing into your skin,"
Lucifer
the water filling your lungs as you scream
"the water filling your lungs as you scream"
Lucifer
or the heart attack from the sheer terror of it all?
"or the heart attack from the sheer terror of it all?"
Lucifer
You never cease to amaze me, Ella.
"You never cease to amaze me, Ella."
Lucifer
I mean, even the darkest, most morbid stuff gets you excited,
"I mean, even the darkest, most morbid stuff gets you excited,"
Lucifer
and that's because you know all this work's gonna help somebody.
"and that's because you know all this work's gonna help somebody."
Lucifer
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Lucifer
[Lucifer] Sharks, one of Earth's most misunderstood creatures.
"[Lucifer] Sharks, one of Earth's most misunderstood creatures."
Lucifer
Definitely correcting that when I'm God.
"Definitely correcting that when I'm God."
Lucifer
So, who do we have here?
"So, who do we have here?"
Lucifer
Bruna Lorenzoni, 33, chief operator of the aquarium.
"Bruna Lorenzoni, 33, chief operator of the aquarium."
Lucifer
-Pieces were found scattered in the tank. -Obviously, death by shark, right?
"-Pieces were found scattered in the tank. -Obviously, death by shark, right?"
Lucifer
Wrong!
"Wrong!"
Lucifer
See, this wound right here is way deeper than any sort of tooth.
"See, this wound right here is way deeper than any sort of tooth."
Lucifer
Cleaner cut too, made by some sort of blade.
"Cleaner cut too, made by some sort of blade."
Lucifer
She was dead before she hit the water.
"She was dead before she hit the water."
Lucifer
So the killer dumped the body, hoping the sharks would hide the murder?
"So the killer dumped the body, hoping the sharks would hide the murder?"
Lucifer
Should've known we'd smell something fishy.
"Should've known we'd smell something fishy."
Lucifer
-Aww, Dad joke, nice. -Thanks. I'm practicing.
"-Aww, Dad joke, nice. -Thanks. I'm practicing."
Lucifer
We've located all of her pieces except her left arm.
"We've located all of her pieces except her left arm."
Lucifer
And the fingernails on the hand we do have
"And the fingernails on the hand we do have"
Lucifer
show some sign of struggle, so I sent the samples back to the lab.
"show some sign of struggle, so I sent the samples back to the lab."
Lucifer
Her pieces were in the water for a long time, so it's gonna be tough,
"Her pieces were in the water for a long time, so it's gonna be tough,"
Lucifer
but maybe our victim nabbed some of the killer's DNA.
"but maybe our victim nabbed some of the killer's DNA."
Lucifer
-Who found the body? -Elizabeth Newman.
"-Who found the body? -Elizabeth Newman."
Lucifer
The aquarium's owner.
"The aquarium's owner."
Lucifer
I came in this morning because Bruna wasn't returning my calls.
"I came in this morning because Bruna wasn't returning my calls."
Lucifer
I never imagined I'd find her like…
"I never imagined I'd find her like…"
Lucifer
like that.
"like that."
Lucifer
Oh, this is a nightmare. I don't know how to do any of this without her.
"Oh, this is a nightmare. I don't know how to do any of this without her."
Lucifer
Do you know of anyone who would want Bruna dead?
"Do you know of anyone who would want Bruna dead?"
Lucifer
No, I have no idea.
"No, I have no idea."
Lucifer
She was a pillar of our marine conservation community.
"She was a pillar of our marine conservation community."
Lucifer
Oceans wouldn't need saving if my father hadn't been slacking. Just saying.
"Oceans wouldn't need saving if my father hadn't been slacking. Just saying."
Lucifer
Who had access to the aquarium grounds after hours?
"Who had access to the aquarium grounds after hours?"
Lucifer
[hesitates] I don't know. Bruna ran everything.
"[hesitates] I don't know. Bruna ran everything."
Lucifer
I love our animals as much as she does,
"I love our animals as much as she does,"
Lucifer
but these days I'm just more of the money person.
"but these days I'm just more of the money person."
Lucifer
Yeah. Uh, Detective, I just realized,
"Yeah. Uh, Detective, I just realized,"
Lucifer
when I'm God, I'll know the answers to all your questions.
"when I'm God, I'll know the answers to all your questions."
Lucifer
No more asking useless people like Lizzie here.
"No more asking useless people like Lizzie here."
Lucifer
Okay, well, you are not God yet, so that is not helpful right now.
"Okay, well, you are not God yet, so that is not helpful right now."
Lucifer
Well, I'm just trying to get you as excited about my new promotion as…
"Well, I'm just trying to get you as excited about my new promotion as…"
Lucifer
I am.
"I am."
Lucifer
Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Lucifer
Brother, what are you doing here?
"Brother, what are you doing here?"
Lucifer
You weren't answering your phone.
"You weren't answering your phone."
Lucifer
Have you heard the news?
"Have you heard the news?"
Lucifer
Father's back.
"Father's back."
Lucifer
Really?
"Really?"
Lucifer
But why do you look so worried? He's still retiring, isn't he?
"But why do you look so worried? He's still retiring, isn't he?"
Lucifer
Oh, yeah, that's definitely still happening.
"Oh, yeah, that's definitely still happening."
Lucifer
Excellent. Well, I should go talk to him
"Excellent. Well, I should go talk to him"
Lucifer
and get his blessing before our meddlesome siblings find out.
"and get his blessing before our meddlesome siblings find out."
Lucifer
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Lucifer
About that…
"About that…"
Lucifer
[chattering]
"[chattering]"
Lucifer
[man] Thanks, Pop.
"[man] Thanks, Pop."
Lucifer
Oh, bloody Hell!
"Oh, bloody Hell!"
Lucifer
-[God] Hot dogs or burgers, my children? -[Lucifer] Rude.
"-[God] Hot dogs or burgers, my children? -[Lucifer] Rude."
Lucifer
I didn't get an invitation.
"I didn't get an invitation."
Lucifer
Not even Gabriel's e-vite?
"Not even Gabriel's e-vite?"
Lucifer
Well, she emails too much. I send her straight to spam.
"Well, she emails too much. I send her straight to spam."
Lucifer
Hi, guys! Heard you talking about me. Long time no see. Glad you could make it.
"Hi, guys! Heard you talking about me. Long time no see. Glad you could make it."
Lucifer
-Archangels, assemble! -[chuckles]
"-Archangels, assemble! -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
Azrael says hi, wishes she could be here,
"Azrael says hi, wishes she could be here,"
Lucifer
but you know, no rest for the Angel of Death.
"but you know, no rest for the Angel of Death."
Lucifer
[both sigh] Hey, Gabriel.
"[both sigh] Hey, Gabriel."
Lucifer
So, Amenadiel, someone's been a busy angel.
"So, Amenadiel, someone's been a busy angel."
Lucifer
Spill. I wanna know everything about your baby mama.
"Spill. I wanna know everything about your baby mama."
Lucifer
Like I would tell anything to the Angel of Gossip.
"Like I would tell anything to the Angel of Gossip."
Lucifer
-[chuckles] -It's Angel of Messages, but whatever.
"-[chuckles] -It's Angel of Messages, but whatever."
Lucifer