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Clips from Lucifer - Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil. (S01E01)

Short Films 1921 Season 1, Episode 2 1,079 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil. 1 2
The Would-Be Prince of Darkness 1 3
Manly Whatnots 1 4
Sweet Kicks 1 5
Favorite Son 1 6
Wingman 1 7
Et Tu, Doctor? 1 8
A Priest Walks Into a Bar 1 9
Pops 1 10
St. Lucifer 1 11
#TeamLucifer 1 12
Take Me Back to Hell 1 13
Homewrecker 2 9
Quid Pro Ho 2 10
Stewardess Interruptus 2 11
Love Handles 2 12
They're Back, Aren't They? 3 1
The One with the Baby Carrot 3 2
Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith 3 3
What Would Lucifer Do? 3 4
Welcome Back, Charlotte Richards 3 5
Vegas With Some Radish 3 6
Off the Record 3 7
Chloe Does Lucifer 3 8
The Sinnerman 3 9
The Sin Bin 3 10
City of Angels? 3 11
All About Her 3 12
Til Death Do Us Part 3 13
My Brother's Keeper 3 14
High School Poppycock 3 15
Infernal Guinea Pig 3 16
Let Pinhead Sing! 3 17
The Last Heartbreak 3 18
Title Season Episode
Orange Is the New Maze 3 19
The Angel of San Bernardino 3 20
Anything Pierce Can Do I Can Do Better 3 21
All Hands on Decker 3 22
Quintessential Deckerstar 3 23
A Devil of My Word 3 24
Boo Normal 3 25
Once Upon a Time 3 26
Everything's Okay 4 1
Somebody's Been Reading Dante's Inferno 4 2
O, Ye of Little Faith, Father 4 3
All About Eve 4 4
Expire Erect 4 5
Orgy Pants to Work 4 6
Devil Is as Devil Does 4 7
Super Bad Boyfriend 4 8
Save Lucifer 4 9
Who's da New King of Hell? 4 10
Really Sad Devil Guy 5 1
Lucifer! Lucifer! Lucifer! 5 2
¡Diablo! 5 3
It Never Ends Well for the Chicken 5 4
Detective Amenadiel 5 5
BlueBallz 5 6
Our Mojo 5 7
Spoiler Alert 5 8
Family Dinner 5 9
Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam 5 10
Resting Devil Face 5 11
Daniel Espinoza: Naked and Afraid 5 12
A Little Harmless Stalking 5 13
Nothing Lasts Forever 5 14
Is This Really How It's Going To End?! 5 15
A Chance at a Happy Ending 5 16
(camera clicks)
"(camera clicks)"
Lucifer
You like smoking pot, Josh?
"You like smoking pot, Josh?"
Lucifer
It's for my nerves. I have a prescription.
"It's for my nerves. I have a prescription."
Lucifer
(camera clicking)
"(camera clicking)"
Lucifer
Oh!
"Oh!"
Lucifer
Hello.
"Hello."
Lucifer
(camera clicking)
"(camera clicking)"
Lucifer
Good timing on that photo.
"Good timing on that photo."
Lucifer
Just lucky I guess.
"Just lucky I guess."
Lucifer
(engine starts)
"(engine starts)"
Lucifer
Far be it for me
"Far be it for me"
Lucifer
to call someone's morality into question, but...
"to call someone's morality into question, but..."
Lucifer
I believe that photo was planned.
"I believe that photo was planned."
Lucifer
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Lucifer
Makes me wonder what else was.
"Makes me wonder what else was."
Lucifer
Look at this.
"Look at this."
Lucifer
Celebrity shouting matches,
"Celebrity shouting matches,"
Lucifer
fistfights.
"fistfights."
Lucifer
Josh had the first photo on every one.
"Josh had the first photo on every one."
Lucifer
It escalates.
"It escalates."
Lucifer
Overdose. Suicide.
"Overdose. Suicide."
Lucifer
- Or so it appeared. - Well, I suppose
"- Or so it appeared. - Well, I suppose"
Lucifer
the best way to be first is to know it'll happen beforehand.
"the best way to be first is to know it'll happen beforehand."
Lucifer
So he follows Robbie, intent on running him off the road,
"So he follows Robbie, intent on running him off the road,"
Lucifer
but doesn't count on his own car running off as well.
"but doesn't count on his own car running off as well."
Lucifer
This is cold, premeditated murder.
"This is cold, premeditated murder."
Lucifer
- Mm. - Nick's a slimeball.
"- Mm. - Nick's a slimeball."
Lucifer
I just... I don't think he'd go this far.
"I just... I don't think he'd go this far."
Lucifer
Which means Josh maybe convinced him to take the fall.
"Which means Josh maybe convinced him to take the fall."
Lucifer
The question is: why?
"The question is: why?"
Lucifer
Well, who cares?
"Well, who cares?"
Lucifer
We know Josh is guilty. Let's punish him.
"We know Josh is guilty. Let's punish him."
Lucifer
Ah, I could add an ironic twist, like I used to when I ran Hell.
"Ah, I could add an ironic twist, like I used to when I ran Hell."
Lucifer
Yeah, no, it doesn't work that way,
"Yeah, no, it doesn't work that way,"
Lucifer
because I need evidence.
"because I need evidence."
Lucifer
LUCIFER: Well, you have plenty.
"LUCIFER: Well, you have plenty."
Lucifer
Circumstantial.
"Circumstantial."
Lucifer
I need concrete proof. (sighs)
"I need concrete proof. (sighs)"
Lucifer
I'm gonna talk to Nick...
"I'm gonna talk to Nick..."
Lucifer
Boring, boring, boring, boring!
"Boring, boring, boring, boring!"
Lucifer
You don't decide who gets punished and how.
"You don't decide who gets punished and how."
Lucifer
That's exactly what I do.
"That's exactly what I do."
Lucifer
No, no, you don't.
"No, no, you don't."
Lucifer
This is how it works, Lucifer.
"This is how it works, Lucifer."
Lucifer
(sighs)
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
Whatever speech you have brewing, Maze,
"Whatever speech you have brewing, Maze,"
Lucifer
I don't want to hear it.
"I don't want to hear it."
Lucifer
I think I've said everything I need to.
"I think I've said everything I need to."
Lucifer
You're right.
"You're right."
Lucifer
And I agree.
"And I agree."
Lucifer
Let's go deliver some punishment.
"Let's go deliver some punishment."
Lucifer
(chuckles)
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
We believe Josh may be a very disturbed individual.
"We believe Josh may be a very disturbed individual."
Lucifer
(sighs)
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
God.
"God."
Lucifer
He caused all these?
"He caused all these?"
Lucifer
Yeah. All of them.
"Yeah. All of them."
Lucifer
I can't believe it. I...
"I can't believe it. I..."
Lucifer
Tell me what really happened, Nick.
"Tell me what really happened, Nick."
Lucifer
(sighs)
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
I took Josh in when he was 16.
"I took Josh in when he was 16."
Lucifer
He was a runaway.
"He was a runaway."
Lucifer
He was a little broken.
"He was a little broken."
Lucifer
In him, I saw a little bit of who I used to be.
"In him, I saw a little bit of who I used to be."
Lucifer
At least, I thought I did.
"At least, I thought I did."
Lucifer
So I took him under my wing.
"So I took him under my wing."
Lucifer
He was a natural.
"He was a natural."
Lucifer
Taught him about all the lines a pap can't cross.
"Taught him about all the lines a pap can't cross."
Lucifer
You know, 'cause I just... I just wanted him to stop
"You know, 'cause I just... I just wanted him to stop"
Lucifer
making the same mistakes I did.
"making the same mistakes I did."
Lucifer
Mm.
"Mm."
Lucifer
And then, two days ago,
"And then, two days ago,"
Lucifer
he calls me up, says he's been in a really bad accident,
"he calls me up, says he's been in a really bad accident,"
Lucifer
and said that he totally understood
"and said that he totally understood"
Lucifer
everything I was saying now.
"everything I was saying now."
Lucifer
But it was too late.
"But it was too late."
Lucifer
You know, someone was dead.
"You know, someone was dead."
Lucifer
So you took the fall,
"So you took the fall,"
Lucifer
hoping that Josh would get a chance at a new life.
"hoping that Josh would get a chance at a new life."
Lucifer
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Lucifer
Nick Hofmeister finally tries to
"Nick Hofmeister finally tries to"
Lucifer
do something good with his life,
"do something good with his life,"
Lucifer
and he gets played.
"and he gets played."
Lucifer
You must really be enjoying this.
"You must really be enjoying this."
Lucifer
I'm really not.
"I'm really not."
Lucifer
Believe it or not, I forgive you.
"Believe it or not, I forgive you."
Lucifer
This isn't about you, this isn't about me.
"This isn't about you, this isn't about me."
Lucifer
This is about Robbie Russell.
"This is about Robbie Russell."
Lucifer
You know, he was a kid who didn't ask to be famous.
"You know, he was a kid who didn't ask to be famous."
Lucifer
He just wanted to live a normal life.
"He just wanted to live a normal life."
Lucifer
Nick, if you don't testify, Josh will do this again.
"Nick, if you don't testify, Josh will do this again."
Lucifer
He'll do it again.
"He'll do it again."
Lucifer
(phone ringing)
"(phone ringing)"
Lucifer
Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Lucifer
Oh. Just a second.
"Oh. Just a second."
Lucifer
Hey, Dan, this better be important.
"Hey, Dan, this better be important."
Lucifer
I think Nick's about to talk.
"I think Nick's about to talk."
Lucifer
(sighs)
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
No, I'm not following Josh. Why?
"No, I'm not following Josh. Why?"
Lucifer
What do you mean he's missing?
"What do you mean he's missing?"
Lucifer
Desk Sergeant?
"Desk Sergeant?"
Lucifer
Yes, Detective? Where did Nick Hofmeister go?
"Yes, Detective? Where did Nick Hofmeister go?"
Lucifer
Did somebody get him?
"Did somebody get him?"
Lucifer
Why, yes.
"Why, yes."
Lucifer
It was that tall, handsome British fella.
"It was that tall, handsome British fella."
Lucifer
Oh, no. I did it, too,
"Oh, no. I did it, too,"
Lucifer
didn't I? (sighs)
"didn't I? (sighs)"
Lucifer
♪♪
"♪♪"
Lucifer
Oh, I respect what you do, dung beetle.
"Oh, I respect what you do, dung beetle."
Lucifer
Much as celebrities hate you,
"Much as celebrities hate you,"
Lucifer
you know, they need you, keep them in the limelight.
"you know, they need you, keep them in the limelight."
Lucifer
You're a... a necessarily evil.
"You're a... a necessarily evil."
Lucifer
Something I understand all too well.
"Something I understand all too well."
Lucifer
But the-the trouble is that you tried to change.
"But the-the trouble is that you tried to change."
Lucifer
Yeah?
"Yeah?"
Lucifer
And you failed spectacularly at it.
"And you failed spectacularly at it."
Lucifer
Because, well, sometimes we are what we are,
"Because, well, sometimes we are what we are,"
Lucifer
and we should embrace that.
"and we should embrace that."
Lucifer
What are we doing back here exactly?
"What are we doing back here exactly?"
Lucifer
And do you need me to...?
"And do you need me to...?"
Lucifer