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Clips from Lucifer - O, Ye of Little Faith, Father (S04E04)

Short Films 1921 Season 4, Episode 3 951 clips
Short Comedy

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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil. 1 2
The Would-Be Prince of Darkness 1 3
Manly Whatnots 1 4
Sweet Kicks 1 5
Favorite Son 1 6
Wingman 1 7
Et Tu, Doctor? 1 8
A Priest Walks Into a Bar 1 9
Pops 1 10
St. Lucifer 1 11
#TeamLucifer 1 12
Take Me Back to Hell 1 13
Homewrecker 2 9
Quid Pro Ho 2 10
Stewardess Interruptus 2 11
Love Handles 2 12
They're Back, Aren't They? 3 1
The One with the Baby Carrot 3 2
Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith 3 3
What Would Lucifer Do? 3 4
Welcome Back, Charlotte Richards 3 5
Vegas With Some Radish 3 6
Off the Record 3 7
Chloe Does Lucifer 3 8
The Sinnerman 3 9
The Sin Bin 3 10
City of Angels? 3 11
All About Her 3 12
Til Death Do Us Part 3 13
My Brother's Keeper 3 14
High School Poppycock 3 15
Infernal Guinea Pig 3 16
Let Pinhead Sing! 3 17
The Last Heartbreak 3 18
Title Season Episode
Orange Is the New Maze 3 19
The Angel of San Bernardino 3 20
Anything Pierce Can Do I Can Do Better 3 21
All Hands on Decker 3 22
Quintessential Deckerstar 3 23
A Devil of My Word 3 24
Boo Normal 3 25
Once Upon a Time 3 26
Everything's Okay 4 1
Somebody's Been Reading Dante's Inferno 4 2
O, Ye of Little Faith, Father 4 3
All About Eve 4 4
Expire Erect 4 5
Orgy Pants to Work 4 6
Devil Is as Devil Does 4 7
Super Bad Boyfriend 4 8
Save Lucifer 4 9
Who's da New King of Hell? 4 10
Really Sad Devil Guy 5 1
Lucifer! Lucifer! Lucifer! 5 2
¡Diablo! 5 3
It Never Ends Well for the Chicken 5 4
Detective Amenadiel 5 5
BlueBallz 5 6
Our Mojo 5 7
Spoiler Alert 5 8
Family Dinner 5 9
Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam 5 10
Resting Devil Face 5 11
Daniel Espinoza: Naked and Afraid 5 12
A Little Harmless Stalking 5 13
Nothing Lasts Forever 5 14
Is This Really How It's Going To End?! 5 15
A Chance at a Happy Ending 5 16
[drink being poured]
"[drink being poured]"
Lucifer
Forgive me, Father...
"Forgive me, Father..."
Lucifer
for not offering you a drink.
"for not offering you a drink."
Lucifer
I have an aversion to the cloth.  Daddy issues.
"I have an aversion to the cloth.  Daddy issues."
Lucifer
Long story.
"Long story."
Lucifer
I understand, and I do apologize for the intrusion, Mr. Morningstar.
"I understand, and I do apologize for the intrusion, Mr. Morningstar."
Lucifer
Please allow me to explain myself.
"Please allow me to explain myself."
Lucifer
Excellent course of action.
"Excellent course of action."
Lucifer
You see, I'm not a normal priest.
"You see, I'm not a normal priest."
Lucifer
[laughing] Was there ever such a thing?
"[laughing] Was there ever such a thing?"
Lucifer
I mean I'm not a normal priest in the sense
"I mean I'm not a normal priest in the sense"
Lucifer
that I don't have my own congregation.
"that I don't have my own congregation."
Lucifer
I am a...
"I am a..."
Lucifer
I'm an investigator.
"I'm an investigator."
Lucifer
For the Vatican.
"For the Vatican."
Lucifer
Vatican investigator?
"Vatican investigator?"
Lucifer
Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show.
"Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show."
Lucifer
I assure you, it's a very real job.
"I assure you, it's a very real job."
Lucifer
I've spent the last 40 years traveling the globe in pursuit of the demonic.
"I've spent the last 40 years traveling the globe in pursuit of the demonic."
Lucifer
I know the divine is real.
"I know the divine is real."
Lucifer
And I also know that evil walks the earth.
"And I also know that evil walks the earth."
Lucifer
And that you, Mr. Morningstar--
"And that you, Mr. Morningstar--"
Lucifer
Oh, brother, here we go.
"Oh, brother, here we go."
Lucifer
Are not it.
"Are not it."
Lucifer
Not quite what I was expecting.
"Not quite what I was expecting."
Lucifer
So if I'm not the devil, then why are you here?
"So if I'm not the devil, then why are you here?"
Lucifer
And what does any of this have to do with the Detective?
"And what does any of this have to do with the Detective?"
Lucifer
Because Miss Decker believes that you are.
"Because Miss Decker believes that you are."
Lucifer
I see.
"I see."
Lucifer
About a month ago, she came to Rome with a most outlandish tale.
"About a month ago, she came to Rome with a most outlandish tale."
Lucifer
The devil himself is hiding in plain sight,
"The devil himself is hiding in plain sight,"
Lucifer
masquerading as a nightclub owner in Los Angeles,
"masquerading as a nightclub owner in Los Angeles,"
Lucifer
and that he'd revealed himself to her.
"and that he'd revealed himself to her."
Lucifer
Well...
"Well..."
Lucifer
this is wonderful news.
"this is wonderful news."
Lucifer
Wonderful? How so?
"Wonderful? How so?"
Lucifer
Well, as my therapist would say-- I know, so LA...
"Well, as my therapist would say-- I know, so LA..."
Lucifer
But she'd say that talking about your issues
"But she'd say that talking about your issues"
Lucifer
was the first step in dealing with them,
"was the first step in dealing with them,"
Lucifer
so if the Detective did have issues with me...
"so if the Detective did have issues with me..."
Lucifer
sounds like they've been dealt with.
"sounds like they've been dealt with."
Lucifer
Now, if that's everything, Father, you can be on your merry way.
"Now, if that's everything, Father, you can be on your merry way."
Lucifer
I just felt that it was my duty  to warn you.
"I just felt that it was my duty  to warn you."
Lucifer
Because the reason that she came to Rome was to, well...
"Because the reason that she came to Rome was to, well..."
Lucifer
send the devil back to hell.
"send the devil back to hell."
Lucifer
[laughs]
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
The Detective would never do that.
"The Detective would never do that."
Lucifer
Chloe is a good person with a good heart.
"Chloe is a good person with a good heart."
Lucifer
Finally, something we can agree on.
"Finally, something we can agree on."
Lucifer
But whatever she went through, whatever drove her to Rome...
"But whatever she went through, whatever drove her to Rome..."
Lucifer
it shook her to her very core.
"it shook her to her very core."
Lucifer
She's the reason that I'm here.
"She's the reason that I'm here."
Lucifer
You need to be careful, Mr. Morningstar.
"You need to be careful, Mr. Morningstar."
Lucifer
God knows what she has planned for you.
"God knows what she has planned for you."
Lucifer
[humming quietly]
"[humming quietly]"
Lucifer
[Ella] What are you so cheery about, Decker?
"[Ella] What are you so cheery about, Decker?"
Lucifer
What?
"What?"
Lucifer
-I'm not cheery. -Wait, why aren't you cheery?
"-I'm not cheery. -Wait, why aren't you cheery?"
Lucifer
I've been nursing a bad one all day.
"I've been nursing a bad one all day."
Lucifer
Ha! What? Too much Romulan ale?
"Ha! What? Too much Romulan ale?"
Lucifer
Too much tequila.
"Too much tequila."
Lucifer
I went a little nutso on all the margeritas yesterday.
"I went a little nutso on all the margeritas yesterday."
Lucifer
Yesterday, Sunday... Did you swap out the sacramental wine?
"Yesterday, Sunday... Did you swap out the sacramental wine?"
Lucifer
I skipped church yesterday.
"I skipped church yesterday."
Lucifer
And the week before, you said.
"And the week before, you said."
Lucifer
Listen, Ella, I sort of wanted to check in with you,
"Listen, Ella, I sort of wanted to check in with you,"
Lucifer
-to see-- -You know, it's just...
"-to see-- -You know, it's just..."
Lucifer
me and the big guy are on a bit of a break.
"me and the big guy are on a bit of a break."
Lucifer
I completely... understand. I mean, more than you'll ever know.
"I completely... understand. I mean, more than you'll ever know."
Lucifer
In fact...
"In fact..."
Lucifer
recently...
"recently..."
Lucifer
I got clarity on a very similar issue.
"I got clarity on a very similar issue."
Lucifer
And...
"And..."
Lucifer
I think it's why I've been feeling so positive lately.
"I think it's why I've been feeling so positive lately."
Lucifer
-[bang] -[man's voice] Enough!
"-[bang] -[man's voice] Enough!"
Lucifer
Stop calling me!
"Stop calling me!"
Lucifer
Jeez.
"Jeez."
Lucifer
Hang on.
"Hang on."
Lucifer
Is everything okay?
"Is everything okay?"
Lucifer
[phone buzzes]
"[phone buzzes]"
Lucifer
-Everything's fine. -[phone buzzes]
"-Everything's fine. -[phone buzzes]"
Lucifer
Well, are you going to answer that?
"Well, are you going to answer that?"
Lucifer
Absolutely not.
"Absolutely not."
Lucifer
Dan, it could be important.
"Dan, it could be important."
Lucifer
Be my guest.
"Be my guest."
Lucifer
Okay.
"Okay."
Lucifer
Dan's phone.
"Dan's phone."
Lucifer
[gurgling roar on phone]
"[gurgling roar on phone]"
Lucifer
What the hell is that?
"What the hell is that?"
Lucifer
I'll show you what that was.
"I'll show you what that was."
Lucifer
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Lucifer
That's my phone number.
"That's my phone number."
Lucifer
Lucifer's been posting these all over the precinct.
"Lucifer's been posting these all over the precinct."
Lucifer
It's not funny, Chloe.
"It's not funny, Chloe."
Lucifer
I swear he only exists to...
"I swear he only exists to..."
Lucifer
torture me.
"torture me."
Lucifer
Look, I know you and Lucifer have had your issues lately,
"Look, I know you and Lucifer have had your issues lately,"
Lucifer
but maybe this is his way of--
"but maybe this is his way of--"
Lucifer
Know what? I'm sick and tired of everybody making excuses for him.
"Know what? I'm sick and tired of everybody making excuses for him."
Lucifer
I wish you could just see a little bit of what I see, Chloe.
"I wish you could just see a little bit of what I see, Chloe."
Lucifer
He's...
"He's..."
Lucifer
he's a bad guy.
"he's a bad guy."
Lucifer
He's...
"He's..."
Lucifer
he's trying to be better.
"he's trying to be better."
Lucifer
He... in his own way.
"He... in his own way."
Lucifer
[Dan] Whatever.
"[Dan] Whatever."
Lucifer
[ambient pop playing in the background]
"[ambient pop playing in the background]"
Lucifer
Brother.
"Brother."
Lucifer
You look like I feel.
"You look like I feel."
Lucifer
No, I'm pretty sure that my issues are much bigger than yours. Trust me.
"No, I'm pretty sure that my issues are much bigger than yours. Trust me."
Lucifer
I think we all know nothing is bigger than mine.
"I think we all know nothing is bigger than mine."
Lucifer
-The strangest thing just happened-- -Linda's pregnant.
"-The strangest thing just happened-- -Linda's pregnant."
Lucifer
We'll call it a tie. [chuckles]
"We'll call it a tie. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
Are you sure it's yours?
"Are you sure it's yours?"
Lucifer
Lucy, Linda's not like that.
"Lucy, Linda's not like that."
Lucifer
You of all people should know.
"You of all people should know."
Lucifer
Relax, brother, I just meant...
"Relax, brother, I just meant..."
Lucifer
a celestial impregnating a human--
"a celestial impregnating a human--"
Lucifer
How is it even possible?
"How is it even possible?"
Lucifer
And, if it is, how has this not already happened to you?
"And, if it is, how has this not already happened to you?"
Lucifer