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Clips from Hung - Comedy (S01E01)

Videos 2009 Season 1, Episode 6 3 min 405 clips
Short Comedy

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Just because we've lost...
"Just because we've lost..."
Hung
... just because the past is not what we wanted it to be...
"... just because the past is not what we wanted it to be..."
Hung
... with the lights out, trying to sleep?
"... with the lights out, trying to sleep?"
Hung
- You ready? - Yeah.
"- You ready? - Yeah."
Hung
Should I be?
"Should I be?"
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It's okay to feel a little uneasy.
"It's okay to feel a little uneasy."
Hung
...and most men would run from that, so thanks for being here.
"...and most men would run from that, so thanks for being here."
Hung
It's like you're... It's like you're choking on his vomit.
"It's like you're... It's like you're choking on his vomit."
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It makes me wanna weep because sometimes I picture you without him...
"It makes me wanna weep because sometimes I picture you without him..."
Hung
I don't know what to do with him.
"I don't know what to do with him."
Hung
He's like a stone wall. I don't... Why did he even...
"He's like a stone wall. I don't... Why did he even..."
Hung
Am I a turnoff right now?
"Am I a turnoff right now?"
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No.
"No."
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If a client calls you directly, you tell me immediately.
"If a client calls you directly, you tell me immediately."
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Now she's calling you at all hours.
"Now she's calling you at all hours."
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- A decent hour. - I'm gonna have a talk with her.
"- A decent hour. - I'm gonna have a talk with her."
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- Okay. - I gotta go.
"- Okay. - I gotta go."
Hung
You look dehydrated.
"You look dehydrated."
Hung
What's that? Some kind of dermatology putdown?
"What's that? Some kind of dermatology putdown?"
Hung
I'm sick of water, Ron.
"I'm sick of water, Ron."
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- Yeah. I gotta get to the office. - Forty percent of what, Ron?
"- Yeah. I gotta get to the office. - Forty percent of what, Ron?"
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Because say the word, I'll buy it.
"Because say the word, I'll buy it."
Hung
You know, and if I can't afford it, I'll hock my Jaeger, I'll wash dishes.
"You know, and if I can't afford it, I'll hock my Jaeger, I'll wash dishes."
Hung
I still haven't heard anything, so good luck with that.
"I still haven't heard anything, so good luck with that."
Hung
Hey. Hi. Thanks for meeting me here.
"Hey. Hi. Thanks for meeting me here."
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- What? - I left you a message about us meeting.
"- What? - I left you a message about us meeting."
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- What are you doing here? - I know you're busy. You haven't called me.
"- What are you doing here? - I know you're busy. You haven't called me."
Hung
Listen, Jemma, I thought I made myself pretty clear in our initial interview.
"Listen, Jemma, I thought I made myself pretty clear in our initial interview."
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Now, what you wanted was a little unorthodox.
"Now, what you wanted was a little unorthodox."
Hung
And one of those rules is you do not contact or pay a client directly.
"And one of those rules is you do not contact or pay a client directly."
Hung
Hold on. Hey, yeah. Yeah, I'll be right there.
"Hold on. Hey, yeah. Yeah, I'll be right there."
Hung
So that's the way it goes and, you know, I know, as a businesswoman...
"So that's the way it goes and, you know, I know, as a businesswoman..."
Hung
I will be right up.
"I will be right up."
Hung
What's stopping me from, I don't know, just not bothering to listen to you?
"What's stopping me from, I don't know, just not bothering to listen to you?"
Hung
Well, I would stop you. It's my service.
"Well, I would stop you. It's my service."
Hung
Who's Ray? You mean Randall?
"Who's Ray? You mean Randall?"
Hung
Let's choose some wheels.
"Let's choose some wheels."
Hung
So? Those are highway miles.
"So? Those are highway miles."
Hung
All right, whatever. You guys decide.
"All right, whatever. You guys decide."
Hung
Where are you going? I thought we were buying a car.
"Where are you going? I thought we were buying a car."
Hung
She doesn't give a shit, dad.
"She doesn't give a shit, dad."
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Hey, hey, give it a rest, Damon.
"Hey, hey, give it a rest, Damon."
Hung
...onions.
"...onions."
Hung
Holy cow, Ray, this place is really coming along.
"Holy cow, Ray, this place is really coming along."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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- Yeah. The eyebrows, right? - Damon, we'll be right back.
"- Yeah. The eyebrows, right? - Damon, we'll be right back."
Hung
Thanks, Tanya. Now my kid thinks you're my girlfriend.
"Thanks, Tanya. Now my kid thinks you're my girlfriend."
Hung
I got a bunch of Netflix films. I'll pop some popcorn, you can come over.
"I got a bunch of Netflix films. I'll pop some popcorn, you can come over."
Hung
What are you talking about? I'm an executive too. She's fine.
"What are you talking about? I'm an executive too. She's fine."
Hung
Jeez, Tanya. Why'd you have to go mess this up for?
"Jeez, Tanya. Why'd you have to go mess this up for?"
Hung
- So? You go. - What about you?
"- So? You go. - What about you?"
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I stay and not respects privacy.
"I stay and not respects privacy."
Hung
What are you talking about?
"What are you talking about?"
Hung
Eight hundred and thirty-three thousand dollars.
"Eight hundred and thirty-three thousand dollars."
Hung
It's a loss, Mom.
"It's a loss, Mom."
Hung
You hungry? I make something to eat.
"You hungry? I make something to eat."
Hung
Despite our previous miscommunication, I had a discussion with Randall...
"Despite our previous miscommunication, I had a discussion with Randall..."
Hung
But really, Randall, all that talk about regulations and parameters?
"But really, Randall, all that talk about regulations and parameters?"
Hung
She is a trip, your Tanya.
"She is a trip, your Tanya."
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- I can't tell you that. - Why not?
"- I can't tell you that. - Why not?"
Hung
And if you can't, just make something up. I'm not gonna know the difference.
"And if you can't, just make something up. I'm not gonna know the difference."
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My name is Ray.
"My name is Ray."
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- Tell me more. - No.
"- Tell me more. - No."
Hung
I'll pay you, lots.
"I'll pay you, lots."
Hung
Tell me what you fucking do for a living.
"Tell me what you fucking do for a living."
Hung
I'm a coach.
"I'm a coach."
Hung
I mean, coach.
"I mean, coach."
Hung
Come on, defense. Come on.
"Come on, defense. Come on."
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- Foul. - He didn't touch him.
"- Foul. - He didn't touch him."
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- Thank you. - Hey.
"- Thank you. - Hey."
Hung
Me? Oh, no, no. I just... I was home, having a moody night...
"Me? Oh, no, no. I just... I was home, having a moody night..."
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...so I thought I should be around human beings.
"...so I thought I should be around human beings."
Hung
Yeah, well, there's human beings here, I guess.
"Yeah, well, there's human beings here, I guess."
Hung
Yeah. I guess l... I guess I kind of have, like, a funny personality.
"Yeah. I guess l... I guess I kind of have, like, a funny personality."
Hung
- Oh, hey, sweetie. You ready? - Hi.
"- Oh, hey, sweetie. You ready? - Hi."
Hung
Mom, this is a friend of Dad's.
"Mom, this is a friend of Dad's."
Hung
- A friend of Dad's. I'm Jessica. - Hi.
"- A friend of Dad's. I'm Jessica. - Hi."
Hung
- Fifty-one is killing us out there. - Yeah.
"- Fifty-one is killing us out there. - Yeah."
Hung
I knew I should have paid more attention. My heart just wasn't in it.
"I knew I should have paid more attention. My heart just wasn't in it."
Hung
In two years, no one came to my games.
"In two years, no one came to my games."
Hung
... were all sitting up there, side by side.
"... were all sitting up there, side by side."
Hung
- Guys, let's go. Come on. - Get them up. Yeah.
"- Guys, let's go. Come on. - Get them up. Yeah."
Hung
Oh, I don't know.
"Oh, I don't know."
Hung
- Has he been putting on weight? - Oh, I think he lost weight.
"- Has he been putting on weight? - Oh, I think he lost weight."
Hung
I mean, you don't even have a personality.
"I mean, you don't even have a personality."
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- I do too have a personality. - No, you don't.
"- I do too have a personality. - No, you don't."
Hung
Even the goth kids think you're a poseur.
"Even the goth kids think you're a poseur."
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- Kids, please. - I know what you mean.
"- Kids, please. - I know what you mean."
Hung
How old are yours?
"How old are yours?"
Hung
I mean, I used to teach kids poetry before the budget cuts.
"I mean, I used to teach kids poetry before the budget cuts."
Hung
So do you come to Ray's games often?
"So do you come to Ray's games often?"
Hung
I mean, I did when we were married.
"I mean, I did when we were married."
Hung
But no, tonight I figured, "What the heck?" My husband's working late. I'm an adult.
"But no, tonight I figured, "What the heck?" My husband's working late. I'm an adult."
Hung
I'll just go have a great night with my two lovely kids...
"I'll just go have a great night with my two lovely kids..."
Hung
Right, kids? Isn't this fun?
"Right, kids? Isn't this fun?"
Hung
Good friends.
"Good friends."
Hung
No, that was for the other team.
"No, that was for the other team."
Hung
We're the white team. They're the red ones.
"We're the white team. They're the red ones."
Hung
- Time out, Wolves. - Bring it in. Let's do it.
"- Time out, Wolves. - Bring it in. Let's do it."
Hung
This team is not seven points better than us, right?
"This team is not seven points better than us, right?"
Hung
And then she came.
"And then she came."
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... while she watched.
"... while she watched."
Hung
All right, Mike, I got this.
"All right, Mike, I got this."
Hung
...with the lights out and you're trying to sleep?
"...with the lights out and you're trying to sleep?"
Hung
That you gave it 70 percent?
"That you gave it 70 percent?"
Hung
Or 80 percent?
"Or 80 percent?"
Hung
All right, guys, one, two, three.
"All right, guys, one, two, three."
Hung
- Defense! - Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
"- Defense! - Yeah, come on, come on, come on."
Hung
Come on, ref.
"Come on, ref."
Hung
You sit down!
"You sit down!"
Hung
And this losing streak...
"And this losing streak..."
Hung
... to the Tomahawks' 55.
"... to the Tomahawks' 55."
Hung
Good job.
"Good job."
Hung
She's my good-luck charm.
"She's my good-luck charm."
Hung
What do you want from me, Ray?
"What do you want from me, Ray?"
Hung
Look she paid me to come here. I tried to make her book through you but...
"Look she paid me to come here. I tried to make her book through you but..."
Hung
What are you doing here? You didn't like sports.
"What are you doing here? You didn't like sports."
Hung
You told her where you work. You told her what you do.
"You told her where you work. You told her what you do."
Hung
Are you crazy? We could go to jail for this.
"Are you crazy? We could go to jail for this."
Hung
Will you relax?
"Will you relax?"
Hung