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Clips from Hung - Comedy (S03E03)

Videos 2009 Season 3, Episode 9 3 min 439 clips
Short Comedy
Yeah, I'm looking for a Charles St. John.
"Yeah, I'm looking for a Charles St. John."
Hung
I'm one of the private consultants here
"I'm one of the private consultants here"
Hung
Jessica has signed up for the practicum.
"Jessica has signed up for the practicum."
Hung
Wait, you guys, wait. No running, okay?
"Wait, you guys, wait. No running, okay?"
Hung
What's the matter with you? Cut that out!
"What's the matter with you? Cut that out!"
Hung
- He had it coming. - You damaged the merchandise.
"- He had it coming. - You damaged the merchandise."
Hung
They're canceling left and right.
"They're canceling left and right."
Hung
- Okay, put me in. - Put you in?
"- Okay, put me in. - Put you in?"
Hung
I'm counting to three! One, two...
"I'm counting to three! One, two..."
Hung
That's why they sent out the invitations.
"That's why they sent out the invitations."
Hung
You don't know them as well as I do.
"You don't know them as well as I do."
Hung
I... I... I told Frances "open your heart."
"I... I... I told Frances "open your heart.""
Hung
- Yeah, but you're also... - This...
"- Yeah, but you're also... - This..."
Hung
I did not steal!
"I did not steal!"
Hung
Oh... hi.
"Oh... hi."
Hung
Well, I'm not Jake.
"Well, I'm not Jake."
Hung
I thought Jake was so cute.
"I thought Jake was so cute."
Hung
Babies are cute.
"Babies are cute."
Hung
Well, I... I hope I didn't disappoint,
"Well, I... I hope I didn't disappoint,"
Hung
Okay, you guys, we're gonna... I'm counting to three! One, two, three!
"Okay, you guys, we're gonna... I'm counting to three! One, two, three!"
Hung
Okay, um, let's see.
"Okay, um, let's see."
Hung
in the top of the boy's stocking,
"in the top of the boy's stocking,"
Hung
- Okay, Damester... - Stentorian!
"- Okay, Damester... - Stentorian!"
Hung
Yelling won't help. I'm not deaf.
"Yelling won't help. I'm not deaf."
Hung
- Good for you. - All right.
"- Good for you. - All right."
Hung
You'll the best you can do, that's what you can.
"You'll the best you can do, that's what you can."
Hung
They're good kids, Jess.
"They're good kids, Jess."
Hung
you showed up where you weren't invited
"you showed up where you weren't invited"
Hung
- you used to like it when I did that. - No.
"- you used to like it when I did that. - No."
Hung
- That was 20 years ago. - And you loved it!
"- That was 20 years ago. - And you loved it!"
Hung
He's, uh, gettin' married.
"He's, uh, gettin' married."
Hung
Oh yeah, I... I...
"Oh yeah, I... I..."
Hung
- Charlie. - No.
"- Charlie. - No."
Hung
- C'mon, boys! - Wait wait wait.
"- C'mon, boys! - Wait wait wait."
Hung
Wait!
"Wait!"
Hung
I... I want to give them this.
"I... I want to give them this."
Hung
Stop!
"Stop!"
Hung
What does that mean? Wait, I put my business up for you!
"What does that mean? Wait, I put my business up for you!"
Hung
say it, but I got my kids in the car
"say it, but I got my kids in the car"
Hung
and I ain't no motherfucker in front of my kids.
"and I ain't no motherfucker in front of my kids."
Hung
I didn't use you.
"I didn't use you."
Hung
Hey, I'm a pimp. You're a pimp.
"Hey, I'm a pimp. You're a pimp."
Hung
- And now it's done. - Don't.
"- And now it's done. - Don't."
Hung
Yeah, don't evade. Do not evade.
"Yeah, don't evade. Do not evade."
Hung
I fucked you, Charlie. I fucked you a lot.
"I fucked you, Charlie. I fucked you a lot."
Hung
I will get you your money back
"I will get you your money back"
Hung
You're a good woman.
"You're a good woman."
Hung
I'll miss you.
"I'll miss you."
Hung
2967... 2967 IXK. 2...
"2967... 2967 IXK. 2..."
Hung
And here you are, this second chance,
"And here you are, this second chance,"
Hung
This... they're very sensitive about the way they met.
"This... they're very sensitive about the way they met."
Hung
Right, exactly. You know how they met.
"Right, exactly. You know how they met."
Hung
Please shut up.
"Please shut up."
Hung
That was so beautiful.
"That was so beautiful."
Hung
Good luck, you guys.
"Good luck, you guys."
Hung
- Tanya. - Oh, come on.
"- Tanya. - Oh, come on."
Hung
We know each other, ray, from the wellness center.
"We know each other, ray, from the wellness center."
Hung
Hey!
"Hey!"
Hung
Jess! Jess!
"Jess! Jess!"
Hung
- What's the problem? - Well, uh,
"- What's the problem? - Well, uh,"
Hung
- No, it's fine. - Ray, don't.
"- No, it's fine. - Ray, don't."
Hung
- Coming! - Ray!
"- Coming! - Ray!"
Hung
- Hey, there he is. - Hi. Hello.
"- Hey, there he is. - Hi. Hello."
Hung
Gosh, I just flew in from the oyster bar
"Gosh, I just flew in from the oyster bar"
Hung
That was certainly a surprise.
"That was certainly a surprise."
Hung
- Jessica... - It's okay. I'm not mad.
"- Jessica... - It's okay. I'm not mad."
Hung
That they found each other.
"That they found each other."
Hung
and they were put together.
"and they were put together."
Hung
To... Saying and doing the right things.
"To... Saying and doing the right things."
Hung
even when it's not spoken.
"even when it's not spoken."
Hung
To Mike and Frances.
"To Mike and Frances."
Hung
Hear hear.
"Hear hear."
Hung
- Not now. - God, she knows!
"- Not now. - God, she knows!"
Hung
For a guy like Ronnie? I don't know.
"For a guy like Ronnie? I don't know."
Hung
And-and-and... And you let her.
"And-and-and... And you let her."
Hung
Or get her back or whatever, but it's not good, ray, for either one of you.
"Or get her back or whatever, but it's not good, ray, for either one of you."
Hung
No, ray.
"No, ray."
Hung
What am I gonna say now?
"What am I gonna say now?"
Hung
You don't have to say anything.
"You don't have to say anything."
Hung
- Jess, listen... - Shhh.
"- Jess, listen... - Shhh."
Hung
I could sing for you now.
"I could sing for you now."
Hung
I don't know the words.
"I don't know the words."
Hung
the old-fashioned things.
"the old-fashioned things."
Hung
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Hung
Let's... Just dance.
"Let's... Just dance."
Hung
Did you try apologizing?
"Did you try apologizing?"
Hung
Guess which one is the 'ho.
"Guess which one is the 'ho."
Hung
You... you mean... Charlie
"You... you mean... Charlie"
Hung
Ray, I have lots of new friends.
"Ray, I have lots of new friends."
Hung
In fact one of them's here right now.
"In fact one of them's here right now."
Hung
I'm so glad to see her.
"I'm so glad to see her."
Hung
- You gotta cancel. - I can't cancel the class, Ray.
"- You gotta cancel. - I can't cancel the class, Ray."
Hung
and I would really love to work with you at some point.
"and I would really love to work with you at some point."
Hung
- When? - It's Tonight.
"- When? - It's Tonight."
Hung
Hey, Ray.
"Hey, Ray."
Hung
Ray!
"Ray!"
Hung
Hung S03E09 "A Monkey Named Simian; Frances Is Not a Fan"
"Hung S03E09 "A Monkey Named Simian; Frances Is Not a Fan""
Hung
All right... fuckin'...
"All right... fuckin'..."
Hung
I have to talk to Uncle ray.
"I have to talk to Uncle ray."
Hung
No running! You can sit down on the dock, okay?
"No running! You can sit down on the dock, okay?"
Hung
No...
"No..."
Hung
Ow! Hey!
"Ow! Hey!"
Hung
- What the hell? - Do you like that?
"- What the hell? - Do you like that?"
Hung
- Cut it out. What's wrong? - Does that feel good?
"- Cut it out. What's wrong? - Does that feel good?"
Hung
What the hell are you doing? Knock it off.
"What the hell are you doing? Knock it off."
Hung
You can't go around hitting people!
"You can't go around hitting people!"
Hung
He had to go to the emergency room. What's wrong with you?
"He had to go to the emergency room. What's wrong with you?"
Hung
He shouldn't have been messing around with my wife.
"He shouldn't have been messing around with my wife."
Hung
She's not your wife anymore!
"She's not your wife anymore!"
Hung
You big dumb whore!
"You big dumb whore!"
Hung
You totally... You totally fucked us.
"You totally... You totally fucked us."
Hung
What are you talking about?
"What are you talking about?"
Hung
The clients are complaining.
"The clients are complaining."
Hung
He knew who she was. Who the hell are they?
"He knew who she was. Who the hell are they?"
Hung
- They're Charlie's. - Where's Charlie?
"- They're Charlie's. - Where's Charlie?"
Hung
Look, don't... don't worry about Charlie, okay?
"Look, don't... don't worry about Charlie, okay?"
Hung
Worry about yourself.
"Worry about yourself."
Hung
Did you know he had five new clients?
"Did you know he had five new clients?"
Hung
Business was booming till you broke his nose!
"Business was booming till you broke his nose!"
Hung
I can't put you in. They're not your clients!
"I can't put you in. They're not your clients!"
Hung