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Clips from Hung - Comedy (S03E03)

Videos 2009 Season 3, Episode 7 3 min 456 clips
Short Comedy
- Richard, hey hey hey. - I like what I see.
"- Richard, hey hey hey. - I like what I see."
Hung
- It's all in the ankles. - Ankles? I'm so sure.
"- It's all in the ankles. - Ankles? I'm so sure."
Hung
We woke up and decided to go out. What's the big deal?
"We woke up and decided to go out. What's the big deal?"
Hung
It went just fine, Tanya. She's very nice.
"It went just fine, Tanya. She's very nice."
Hung
We had a good time. I think she's sweet.
"We had a good time. I think she's sweet."
Hung
Okay?
"Okay?"
Hung
I'm pretty sure she's a man.
"I'm pretty sure she's a man."
Hung
'Cause I know.
"'Cause I know."
Hung
Lenore is a nutcase. You--
"Lenore is a nutcase. You--"
Hung
Okay? All right?
"Okay? All right?"
Hung
it's a woman when I see one.
"it's a woman when I see one."
Hung
Ooh, you got us hot chocolate.
"Ooh, you got us hot chocolate."
Hung
Tell me about yourself.
"Tell me about yourself."
Hung
- Do you like sports? - Me?
"- Do you like sports? - Me?"
Hung
th--
"th--"
Hung
Oh, I feel like--
"Oh, I feel like--"
Hung
All right? We're operating close to the line here.
"All right? We're operating close to the line here."
Hung
- Close to what line? - The illegal line, Sandee!
"- Close to what line? - The illegal line, Sandee!"
Hung
Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
"Do you understand what I'm saying to you?"
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- Sure. - Okay uh, Ray,
"- Sure. - Okay uh, Ray,"
Hung
I asked her.
"I asked her."
Hung
Whew.
"Whew."
Hung
Get-- get what's-his-name to do it.
"Get-- get what's-his-name to do it."
Hung
She likes you and your money was stolen. It's a great job.
"She likes you and your money was stolen. It's a great job."
Hung
I don't need this job, Tanya. There's a room full of real women out there
"I don't need this job, Tanya. There's a room full of real women out there"
Hung
Well hi, ladies.
"Well hi, ladies."
Hung
It's exciting to see all the new faces.
"It's exciting to see all the new faces."
Hung
Because choice leads to freedom.
"Because choice leads to freedom."
Hung
Till she calls for the Samson file.
"Till she calls for the Samson file."
Hung
Ah.
"Ah."
Hung
- How did I only get two? - Plus we're gonna add that tranny.
"- How did I only get two? - Plus we're gonna add that tranny."
Hung
You're gonna send that clown to Kyla on top of everything else?
"You're gonna send that clown to Kyla on top of everything else?"
Hung
I'm at your apartment. I just knocked. You didn't answer.
"I'm at your apartment. I just knocked. You didn't answer."
Hung
When sex is filmed by a male pornographer,
"When sex is filmed by a male pornographer,"
Hung
Okay, but Jason is fucking these women anyway.
"Okay, but Jason is fucking these women anyway."
Hung
They're grifters. They're pornographers.
"They're grifters. They're pornographers."
Hung
You say women are signing up like crazy for this kid.
"You say women are signing up like crazy for this kid."
Hung
I can't do that. The guilt, Charlie.
"I can't do that. The guilt, Charlie."
Hung
Or maybe-gay son.
"Or maybe-gay son."
Hung
Okay.
"Okay."
Hung
- Who the fuck? - Hi, guys.
"- Who the fuck? - Hi, guys."
Hung
Some, you know, water.
"Some, you know, water."
Hung
Uh, we-- we have some Gatorade.
"Uh, we-- we have some Gatorade."
Hung
- Okay. - Uh uh uh, what are you doing?
"- Okay. - Uh uh uh, what are you doing?"
Hung
Oh no, hey hey hey!
"Oh no, hey hey hey!"
Hung
Whoa! Did you see that?
"Whoa! Did you see that?"
Hung
Okay look, wait,
"Okay look, wait,"
Hung
nobody is drawing any conclusions.
"nobody is drawing any conclusions."
Hung
in your bathroom and it had some money in it.
"in your bathroom and it had some money in it."
Hung
And Tanya, she don't have time for this shit,
"And Tanya, she don't have time for this shit,"
Hung
so that you nice people can make amends.
"so that you nice people can make amends."
Hung
I'm not a man or machine
"I'm not a man or machine"
Hung
Adam Philips? Hey, it's me.
"Adam Philips? Hey, it's me."
Hung
Ray, this is Adam. We had English class together
"Ray, this is Adam. We had English class together"
Hung
- Um, excuse us for a second. - Oh.
"- Um, excuse us for a second. - Oh."
Hung
somebody's gonna notice.
"somebody's gonna notice."
Hung
Hmm.
"Hmm."
Hung
I've been going to this place and it's really helping me.
"I've been going to this place and it's really helping me."
Hung
Okay, just--
"Okay, just--"
Hung
Healer.
"Healer."
Hung
wanna...
"wanna..."
Hung
oh yeah
"oh yeah"
Hung
Fuck the ump!
"Fuck the ump!"
Hung
Oh, West Lakefield. You were good then.
"Oh, West Lakefield. You were good then."
Hung
Whoa, man, my brother played against you.
"Whoa, man, my brother played against you."
Hung
- I saw it happening. - She's a dude.
"- I saw it happening. - She's a dude."
Hung
And I wasn't Ray Drecker to them anymore.
"And I wasn't Ray Drecker to them anymore."
Hung
I want to go fucking home.
"I want to go fucking home."
Hung
- come back here. - No no no. Don't say that.
"- come back here. - No no no. Don't say that."
Hung
Okay, I know you want to dance.
"Okay, I know you want to dance."
Hung
Come on, hey.
"Come on, hey."
Hung
You're beautiful. You hear me?
"You're beautiful. You hear me?"
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Come on, let's dance.
"Come on, let's dance."
Hung
but what else can we do?
"but what else can we do?"
Hung
I wish I could carry
"I wish I could carry"
Hung
doesn't really know
"doesn't really know"
Hung
I want you to come back and carry me home
"I want you to come back and carry me home"
Hung
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
"I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you"
Hung
what are you thinking of?
"what are you thinking of?"
Hung
I'm all out of love
"I'm all out of love"
Hung
I can't be too late
"I can't be too late"
Hung
I know you were right, believing for so long
"I know you were right, believing for so long"
Hung
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
"I'm all out of love, what am I without you?"
Hung
I know I was so wrong
"I know I was so wrong"
Hung
Get it going. Come on, lady.
"Get it going. Come on, lady."
Hung
Whoo!
"Whoo!"
Hung
- Show me what you got. - Okay, I got nothing.
"- Show me what you got. - Okay, I got nothing."
Hung
That's what I'm gonna show you.
"That's what I'm gonna show you."
Hung
- You've totally done this before. - Richard!
"- You've totally done this before. - Richard!"
Hung
Look at that. I can do that.
"Look at that. I can do that."
Hung
Richard?
"Richard?"
Hung
- No no. - I'll show you. C'mere.
"- No no. - I'll show you. C'mere."
Hung
- Spin around. - Richard?
"- Spin around. - Richard?"
Hung
- Damn it. - I'm gonna go see if she's okay, okay?
"- Damn it. - I'm gonna go see if she's okay, okay?"
Hung
Fuck.
"Fuck."
Hung
Ray, 25 times I've called you.
"Ray, 25 times I've called you."
Hung
- Did you think it was urgent? - I texted you back.
"- Did you think it was urgent? - I texted you back."
Hung
Yeah well, "I'm ice-skating with a client"?
"Yeah well, "I'm ice-skating with a client"?"
Hung
It's not good enough.
"It's not good enough."
Hung
So wait, you spent the night...
"So wait, you spent the night..."
Hung
- with her? - Yeah.
"- with her? - Yeah."
Hung
How-how-- how'd that go?
"How-how-- how'd that go?"
Hung
I fell asleep. Why?
"I fell asleep. Why?"
Hung
Did you have sex with Kyla? I'm guessing you didn't,
"Did you have sex with Kyla? I'm guessing you didn't,"
Hung
but, uh, you didn't, right?
"but, uh, you didn't, right?"
Hung
Why are you asking me?
"Why are you asking me?"
Hung
- What? - I-- Would you listen?
"- What? - I-- Would you listen?"
Hung
I-- I have--
"I-- I have--"
Hung
I have reason to believe that Kyla is a man.
"I have reason to believe that Kyla is a man."
Hung
- What reason? - Lenore told me.
"- What reason? - Lenore told me."
Hung
Lenore? Ha!
"Lenore? Ha!"
Hung
Yeah. She's fucking with you.
"Yeah. She's fucking with you."
Hung
- How do you know? - I know! How do I know?
"- How do you know? - I know! How do I know?"
Hung
Everything's fine.
"Everything's fine."
Hung
I am sure this lady is a woman.
"I am sure this lady is a woman."
Hung
Okay, Ray, if-- if you say so.
"Okay, Ray, if-- if you say so."
Hung
Look out, here I come. Whoo!
"Look out, here I come. Whoo!"
Hung
If there's one thing I know in my life,
"If there's one thing I know in my life,"
Hung
Great. I'm freezing.
"Great. I'm freezing."
Hung
Are you all right?
"Are you all right?"
Hung