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Clips from Hung - Comedy (S03E03)

Videos 2009 Season 3, Episode 8 3 min 439 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

Hey, Charlie?
"Hey, Charlie?"
Hung
♪ who's gonna show ♪
"♪ who's gonna show ♪"
Hung
♪ who's gonna show ♪
"♪ who's gonna show ♪"
Hung
♪ I'll be your man ♪
"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
Hung
It's important.
"It's important."
Hung
Oh shit. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
"Oh shit. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit."
Hung
- Are you all right? - Oh yeah.
"- Are you all right? - Oh yeah."
Hung
Are you aware he's violated bail?
"Are you aware he's violated bail?"
Hung
- Come on. - All right.
"- Come on. - All right."
Hung
Wait wait wait wait.
"Wait wait wait wait."
Hung
Well, that's great.
"Well, that's great."
Hung
I don't know. Do you know?
"I don't know. Do you know?"
Hung
with that, if you wanted.
"with that, if you wanted."
Hung
two Hamiltons, okay?
"two Hamiltons, okay?"
Hung
And it's fine. He'll be back in a few days.
"And it's fine. He'll be back in a few days."
Hung
Mmm, no words. Okay, you know what? Never mind.
"Mmm, no words. Okay, you know what? Never mind."
Hung
I'm just gonna go in and thanks for your help.
"I'm just gonna go in and thanks for your help."
Hung
- Lenore. She's here. - Did you see who's out there?
"- Lenore. She's here. - Did you see who's out there?"
Hung
Yes, it was so weird. It was like she didn't recognize me.
"Yes, it was so weird. It was like she didn't recognize me."
Hung
Okay relax, Tanya. You too, Sandee.
"Okay relax, Tanya. You too, Sandee."
Hung
around your neck like it's a necklace.
"around your neck like it's a necklace."
Hung
that little Kyla stunt. That was fucked up.
"that little Kyla stunt. That was fucked up."
Hung
In fact one of them's here right now.
"In fact one of them's here right now."
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Jessica is out there. Lenore must've brought her to class.
"Jessica is out there. Lenore must've brought her to class."
Hung
- Who-- who's Jessica? - My ex-wife.
"- Who-- who's Jessica? - My ex-wife."
Hung
Uh, ladies, I am so happy to see all of you here.
"Uh, ladies, I am so happy to see all of you here."
Hung
Welcome welcome to Orgasmic Living.
"Welcome welcome to Orgasmic Living."
Hung
I think I met her. I think she's Ray's friend.
"I think I met her. I think she's Ray's friend."
Hung
with a creative visualization.
"with a creative visualization."
Hung
Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. What do you want?
"Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. What do you want?"
Hung
I want Jason back and I want to teach the class.
"I want Jason back and I want to teach the class."
Hung
She's using Jessica as a human shield.
"She's using Jessica as a human shield."
Hung
I can't, Ray. The class is obviously not full.
"I can't, Ray. The class is obviously not full."
Hung
I'm just saying I think her sense of self, her identity,
"I'm just saying I think her sense of self, her identity,"
Hung
It's not big.
"It's not big."
Hung
it's okay. My ex-husband--
"it's okay. My ex-husband--"
Hung
If that makes you feel any better.
"If that makes you feel any better."
Hung
Are you saying she faked it with me?
"Are you saying she faked it with me?"
Hung
or the guy is doing something wrong.
"or the guy is doing something wrong."
Hung
She seduced you.
"She seduced you."
Hung
Should have kept your dick in your scrubs.
"Should have kept your dick in your scrubs."
Hung
Oh really? You want to go there, Mindy?
"Oh really? You want to go there, Mindy?"
Hung
Women have a mob mentality.
"Women have a mob mentality."
Hung
Well then fire her for being a bad employee!
"Well then fire her for being a bad employee!"
Hung
But I can't say, like, never ever.
"But I can't say, like, never ever."
Hung
- What? - Not never ever, you know?
"- What? - Not never ever, you know?"
Hung
You know, sometimes you just, you get bored
"You know, sometimes you just, you get bored"
Hung
Like when with me?
"Like when with me?"
Hung
Like, um,
"Like, um,"
Hung
Who cares? Fuck it.
"Who cares? Fuck it."
Hung
Tanya and Lenore, they are fighting over you.
"Tanya and Lenore, they are fighting over you."
Hung
What? How?
"What? How?"
Hung
Jason, did you see how scared he was?
"Jason, did you see how scared he was?"
Hung
You wanted to see me?
"You wanted to see me?"
Hung
Jessica, here's the thing.
"Jessica, here's the thing."
Hung
Irigaray. When she says...
"Irigaray. When she says..."
Hung
"In the form of ambivalences that have to be hierarchized
""In the form of ambivalences that have to be hierarchized"
Hung
I think what she's talking about is there's
"I think what she's talking about is there's"
Hung
I find it,
"I find it,"
Hung
and you,
"and you,"
Hung
Listen, you don't tell Ray what we talk about in class, right?
"Listen, you don't tell Ray what we talk about in class, right?"
Hung
- She's still in the class? - Look, I tried, Ray.
"- She's still in the class? - Look, I tried, Ray."
Hung
I tried very hard, okay? She's-- she needs the class.
"I tried very hard, okay? She's-- she needs the class."
Hung
And I am-- I'm uniquely qualified to talk to women about sexuality.
"And I am-- I'm uniquely qualified to talk to women about sexuality."
Hung
This whole thing is a bad idea.
"This whole thing is a bad idea."
Hung
All right? This Jason guy is--
"All right? This Jason guy is--"
Hung
Tanya, don't know.
"Tanya, don't know."
Hung
I'm not doing it, Ray. I'm just not.
"I'm not doing it, Ray. I'm just not."
Hung
- How are you? - I'm great, Jake. How are you?
"- How are you? - I'm great, Jake. How are you?"
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You know.
"You know."
Hung
Oh hi.
"Oh hi."
Hung
Hey, so I'm one of the private consultants here
"Hey, so I'm one of the private consultants here"
Hung
and I would really love to work with you at some point.
"and I would really love to work with you at some point."
Hung
Why don't we meet and I'll tell you more about it?
"Why don't we meet and I'll tell you more about it?"
Hung
- Maybe. - Huh?
"- Maybe. - Huh?"
Hung
having a great time in bed and yelling her head off,
"having a great time in bed and yelling her head off,"
Hung
and then you find out she's been faking it.
"and then you find out she's been faking it."
Hung
It might all turn to shit,
"It might all turn to shit,"
Hung
Maybe you'll live happily ever after.
"Maybe you'll live happily ever after."
Hung
I-- I just found out.
"I-- I just found out."
Hung
Ray, are you there?
"Ray, are you there?"
Hung
When is she having the practicum?
"When is she having the practicum?"
Hung
- I don't-- I don't know. - Where are you going?
"- I don't-- I don't know. - Where are you going?"
Hung
When is it?
"When is it?"
Hung
This was not one of those times.
"This was not one of those times."
Hung
♪ I want to build you up, brick by brick ♪
"♪ I want to build you up, brick by brick ♪"
Hung
♪ brick by brick ♪
"♪ brick by brick ♪"
Hung
Jake, Richard, would you please bring out the Samson file?
"Jake, Richard, would you please bring out the Samson file?"
Hung
Jason, you got five ladies.
"Jason, you got five ladies."
Hung
How did I only get two?
"How did I only get two?"
Hung
You're gonna send that clown to Kayla?
"You're gonna send that clown to Kayla?"
Hung
You said you couldn't handle it.
"You said you couldn't handle it."
Hung
I can handle it.
"I can handle it."
Hung
Oh, no! hey hey hey!
"Oh, no! hey hey hey!"
Hung
- We took the money! - No, we didn't!
"- We took the money! - No, we didn't!"
Hung
I've been going to this place... This woman, she runs a wellness center.
"I've been going to this place... This woman, she runs a wellness center."
Hung
♪ Need a new love? ♪
"♪ Need a new love? ♪"
Hung
♪ hey, I'm ready ♪
"♪ hey, I'm ready ♪"
Hung
♪ want my time? ♪
"♪ want my time? ♪"
Hung
♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪
"♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪"
Hung
♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪
"♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪"
Hung
♪ I'll be your man ♪
"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
Hung
♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪
"♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪"
Hung
♪ when there's nobody ♪
"♪ when there's nobody ♪"
Hung
♪ I'll be your man ♪
"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
Hung
♪ all right. ♪
"♪ all right. ♪"
Hung
Mr. Drecker, you said it was urgent.
"Mr. Drecker, you said it was urgent."
Hung
I'm-- I'm a bridesmaid. I'm getting measured.
"I'm-- I'm a bridesmaid. I'm getting measured."
Hung
How is it so important? You look like a smurf.
"How is it so important? You look like a smurf."
Hung
Shhh. You're gonna hurt the bride's feelings.
"Shhh. You're gonna hurt the bride's feelings."
Hung
Oh God, oh God.
"Oh God, oh God."
Hung
This is really bad. This is really really bad.
"This is really bad. This is really really bad."
Hung
I am being a bad bad bridesmaid.
"I am being a bad bad bridesmaid."
Hung
Oh, you have to stop. Do not stop.
"Oh, you have to stop. Do not stop."
Hung
But you have to.
"But you have to."
Hung
Oh God.
"Oh God."
Hung
Oh, Mr. Drecker, I have
"Oh, Mr. Drecker, I have"
Hung
- duties. - Yeah?
"- duties. - Yeah?"
Hung
Oh yeah, me too.
"Oh yeah, me too."
Hung
Oh, I'm hanging in there.
"Oh, I'm hanging in there."
Hung