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Clips from Hung - Comedy (S03E03)

Videos 2009 Season 3, Episode 5 3 min 517 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

***.
"***."
Hung
We need to talk.
"We need to talk."
Hung
Does it pay 400$?
"Does it pay 400$?"
Hung
You like musicals.
"You like musicals."
Hung
- Ray Drecker, you're under arrest. - For what?
"- Ray Drecker, you're under arrest. - For what?"
Hung
Prostitution, motherfucker.
"Prostitution, motherfucker."
Hung
â Need a new love? â
"â Need a new love? â"
Hung
â I'll be your man â
"â I'll be your man â"
Hung
â who's gonna show â
"â who's gonna show â"
Hung
â I'll be your man â
"â I'll be your man â"
Hung
( Police radio chatter )
"( Police radio chatter )"
Hung
the right way and you're upset.
"the right way and you're upset."
Hung
Because, you know, that's-- that's not a done deal.
"Because, you know, that's-- that's not a done deal."
Hung
and get another penis instead?
"and get another penis instead?"
Hung
Call-- call Tanya Scagle.
"Call-- call Tanya Scagle."
Hung
Call
"Call"
Hung
( enunciating ) Tanya Scagle.
"( enunciating ) Tanya Scagle."
Hung
Lydia.
"Lydia."
Hung
I'm at the Swifty Mart, you know, the one on Crooks and Big Beaver.
"I'm at the Swifty Mart, you know, the one on Crooks and Big Beaver."
Hung
Maybe she's just--
"Maybe she's just--"
Hung
( Cell phone rings )
"( Cell phone rings )"
Hung
That's cool. Are-- are you feeling
"That's cool. Are-- are you feeling"
Hung
I don't want you to feel like tomorrow
"I don't want you to feel like tomorrow"
Hung
Great. ( Chuckling )
"Great. ( Chuckling )"
Hung
See you tomorrow.
"See you tomorrow."
Hung
But this time I am really really listening, Charlie.
"But this time I am really really listening, Charlie."
Hung
I'm a girls' volleyball coach.
"I'm a girls' volleyball coach."
Hung
You see that guy over there?
"You see that guy over there?"
Hung
Top step, fat face, burly shoulders.
"Top step, fat face, burly shoulders."
Hung
Yeah. Does he look kind to you?
"Yeah. Does he look kind to you?"
Hung
Uh, I-- yeah, he looks okay.
"Uh, I-- yeah, he looks okay."
Hung
No, I don't. Lydia, it's not fun.
"No, I don't. Lydia, it's not fun."
Hung
I can hear the television.
"I can hear the television."
Hung
- ( Pounding ) - ( Mutes TV )
"- ( Pounding ) - ( Mutes TV )"
Hung
It's not that big of a deal. Jason and I--
"It's not that big of a deal. Jason and I--"
Hung
The other girl set it up and she offered more money.
"The other girl set it up and she offered more money."
Hung
- What the fuck? - Oh, did that hurt?
"- What the fuck? - Oh, did that hurt?"
Hung
or this beautiful television.
"or this beautiful television."
Hung
Oh my God.
"Oh my God."
Hung
- Answer me when I call you. - Thank you.
"- Answer me when I call you. - Thank you."
Hung
Thank you, thank you, Lydia.
"Thank you, thank you, Lydia."
Hung
You've got five minutes. You try to run,
"You've got five minutes. You try to run,"
Hung
Tanya: I'm close, Ray. I'm very close.
"Tanya: I'm close, Ray. I'm very close."
Hung
Whoa, somebody going on a trip?
"Whoa, somebody going on a trip?"
Hung
Mom took the jeep key. She won't let us drive our own car.
"Mom took the jeep key. She won't let us drive our own car."
Hung
He's worse than Ronnie. He's gonna ruin everything.
"He's worse than Ronnie. He's gonna ruin everything."
Hung
You stick up for me for once.
"You stick up for me for once."
Hung
The doctor guy?
"The doctor guy?"
Hung
You're just gonna marry him and then ditch dad again.
"You're just gonna marry him and then ditch dad again."
Hung
I-- I get better.
"I-- I get better."
Hung
( Cell phone rings )
"( Cell phone rings )"
Hung
All right, everybody huddle up.
"All right, everybody huddle up."
Hung
We don't want to huddle up. We want to move back in with you.
"We don't want to huddle up. We want to move back in with you."
Hung
Well, your mom is--
"Well, your mom is--"
Hung
Now put the bags down and give your dad a hug, all right?
"Now put the bags down and give your dad a hug, all right?"
Hung
Maybe he needs one too.
"Maybe he needs one too."
Hung
Come on. We're on the same team here.
"Come on. We're on the same team here."
Hung
We can't turn against each other. We're family.
"We can't turn against each other. We're family."
Hung
Not mom. She's a Haxon.
"Not mom. She's a Haxon."
Hung
Damon, cut it out. You love your mom.
"Damon, cut it out. You love your mom."
Hung
and there I was, stuck with Rambo.
"and there I was, stuck with Rambo."
Hung
But he didn't want to.
"But he didn't want to."
Hung
He never wants to do anything anymore.
"He never wants to do anything anymore."
Hung
What?
"What?"
Hung
Did you fucking call someone?
"Did you fucking call someone?"
Hung
- ( Tires screech ) - ( Siren wailing )
"- ( Tires screech ) - ( Siren wailing )"
Hung
The other penis.
"The other penis."
Hung
It was Jason.
"It was Jason."
Hung
Yeah, well look,
"Yeah, well look,"
Hung
Look, it was a calculated risk.
"Look, it was a calculated risk."
Hung
Are you two having a lovers' quarrel?
"Are you two having a lovers' quarrel?"
Hung
You handled it like shit.
"You handled it like shit."
Hung
Ray: Shit, that's him-- the husband--
"Ray: Shit, that's him-- the husband--"
Hung
the big one.
"the big one."
Hung
- Yeah. - Fuck.
"- Yeah. - Fuck."
Hung
how nice that you're married. Really, good for you.
"how nice that you're married. Really, good for you."
Hung
I mean, I've never been married myself,
"I mean, I've never been married myself,"
Hung
Lydia, I'm sure your husband's very nice.
"Lydia, I'm sure your husband's very nice."
Hung
Some secrets aren't meant to be shared, Lydia.
"Some secrets aren't meant to be shared, Lydia."
Hung
No no no, men can be jealous and irrational.
"No no no, men can be jealous and irrational."
Hung
She's talking to him, Ray. She's talking to him.
"She's talking to him, Ray. She's talking to him."
Hung
- I can see that. - She's pointing at us, Ray.
"- I can see that. - She's pointing at us, Ray."
Hung
I told him you were a ho and a trick.
"I told him you were a ho and a trick."
Hung
or I used to, but not anymore.
"or I used to, but not anymore."
Hung
except for men, who aren't women at all.
"except for men, who aren't women at all."
Hung
We are women. Hear us roar.
"We are women. Hear us roar."
Hung
We need to roar, Lydia.
"We need to roar, Lydia."
Hung
But we should not blow up, no no.
"But we should not blow up, no no."
Hung
( Mutters ) This is crazy.
"( Mutters ) This is crazy."
Hung
Are you just gonna leave her there?
"Are you just gonna leave her there?"
Hung
She's fine. What kind of person do you think I am?
"She's fine. What kind of person do you think I am?"
Hung
It's okay if you don't.
"It's okay if you don't."
Hung
your husband hurt you.
"your husband hurt you."
Hung
They say it means nothing--
"They say it means nothing--"
Hung
It's the least I can do.
"It's the least I can do."
Hung
Just you and me.
"Just you and me."
Hung
( Ray narrating ) So maybe this wasn't our finest hour--
"( Ray narrating ) So maybe this wasn't our finest hour--"
Hung
me trying to screw my way to freedom.
"me trying to screw my way to freedom."
Hung
Drive each other nuts.
"Drive each other nuts."
Hung
â of people with resolve â
"â of people with resolve â"
Hung
â it took six months of trials â
"â it took six months of trials â"
Hung
â just to put me in jail â
"â just to put me in jail â"
Hung
â that crime pays â
"â that crime pays â"
Hung
I thought we cut this lady loose.
"I thought we cut this lady loose."
Hung
Yeah, we need to reconsider that.
"Yeah, we need to reconsider that."
Hung
I got a job that might interest you.
"I got a job that might interest you."
Hung
Freeze.
"Freeze."
Hung
What the fuck?
"What the fuck?"
Hung
Please,
"Please,"
Hung
you're good, I'm good.
"you're good, I'm good."
Hung
I gotta go.
"I gotta go."
Hung
Ray, Rita's a cop.
"Ray, Rita's a cop."
Hung
( Theme music playing )
"( Theme music playing )"
Hung
â hey, I'm ready â
"â hey, I'm ready â"
Hung
â want my time? â
"â want my time? â"
Hung
â and I'm willing, yeah â
"â and I'm willing, yeah â"
Hung
â 'cause I'm the one â
"â 'cause I'm the one â"
Hung
â when there's nobody â
"â when there's nobody â"
Hung
â yeah, I'm the one â
"â yeah, I'm the one â"
Hung
â when there's nobody â
"â when there's nobody â"
Hung