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Clips from Hung - Comedy (S03E03)

Videos 2009 Season 3, Episode 1 3 min 448 clips
Short Comedy
♪ Need a new love? ♪
"♪ Need a new love? ♪"
Hung
♪ want my time? ♪
"♪ want my time? ♪"
Hung
♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪
"♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪"
Hung
♪ I'll be your man ♪
"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
Hung
♪ all right. ♪
"♪ all right. ♪"
Hung
Hell, most of us didn't have a choice.
"Hell, most of us didn't have a choice."
Hung
well, there's always something.
"well, there's always something."
Hung
I was embarrassed of my orgasm.
"I was embarrassed of my orgasm."
Hung
I was told I was too loud, that I came too much.
"I was told I was too loud, that I came too much."
Hung
( Exhales )
"( Exhales )"
Hung
It was a long shot.
"It was a long shot."
Hung
Berbig-- Berbig--
"Berbig-- Berbig--"
Hung
God, it's not even English.
"God, it's not even English."
Hung
I mean, I'm good at this crap.
"I mean, I'm good at this crap."
Hung
Okay, this is not my destiny to be substitute teaching
"Okay, this is not my destiny to be substitute teaching"
Hung
Let's begin with the obvious, okay?
"Let's begin with the obvious, okay?"
Hung
Okay, so it's not all about my dick.
"Okay, so it's not all about my dick."
Hung
What do you think? What's Starbucks about?
"What do you think? What's Starbucks about?"
Hung
Look, Lenore always said it was about lifestyle?
"Look, Lenore always said it was about lifestyle?"
Hung
We need a place where women can walk in and feel comfortable
"We need a place where women can walk in and feel comfortable"
Hung
( Laughs )
"( Laughs )"
Hung
We're not-- we're not-- not-- not a couple.
"We're not-- we're not-- not-- not a couple."
Hung
Uh, what we're-- what we're trying to say is that
"Uh, what we're-- what we're trying to say is that"
Hung
we've got something special to offer Detroit
"we've got something special to offer Detroit"
Hung
Can you tell me that?
"Can you tell me that?"
Hung
It doesn't matter what we would have said, okay?
"It doesn't matter what we would have said, okay?"
Hung
That's not true. The-- the-- the small business Obama grants--
"That's not true. The-- the-- the small business Obama grants--"
Hung
It was just a silly idea.
"It was just a silly idea."
Hung
- Tanya. - Hi, Judy.
"- Tanya. - Hi, Judy."
Hung
And that is why I am offering you,
"And that is why I am offering you,"
Hung
There's no obligation, no expectation
"There's no obligation, no expectation"
Hung
- Tanya's first Orgasmic Living class. - ( Pops )
"- Tanya's first Orgasmic Living class. - ( Pops )"
Hung
That's where we're headed, but, um,
"That's where we're headed, but, um,"
Hung
and then the practicum.
"and then the practicum."
Hung
But we can skip that for now.
"But we can skip that for now."
Hung
the utilities and the overhead.
"the utilities and the overhead."
Hung
( clears throat ) Well, I run the practicum.
"( clears throat ) Well, I run the practicum."
Hung
- You know, whatever makes you feel most comfortable. - Right.
"- You know, whatever makes you feel most comfortable. - Right."
Hung
- Um. - Yeah yeah.
"- Um. - Yeah yeah."
Hung
Joanie, can I talk to you for a minute?
"Joanie, can I talk to you for a minute?"
Hung
Of all the parts of the human body to pick,
"Of all the parts of the human body to pick,"
Hung
- You think that's gonna get us a loan? - It's the vulva, Ray.
"- You think that's gonna get us a loan? - It's the vulva, Ray."
Hung
I had this guy once
"I had this guy once"
Hung
walk up to my window. And he's got this gun...
"walk up to my window. And he's got this gun..."
Hung
- You always leave that part out. - ...And he hands me a note:
"- You always leave that part out. - ...And he hands me a note:"
Hung
- Salut, bottoms up. - So I love hearing about the-- the stories.
"- Salut, bottoms up. - So I love hearing about the-- the stories."
Hung
- Go, do it. - That's right, Judy.
"- Go, do it. - That's right, Judy."
Hung
( Laughing )
"( Laughing )"
Hung
We're good.
"We're good."
Hung
But on Monday morning, our loan got approved...
"But on Monday morning, our loan got approved..."
Hung
what a concept.
"what a concept."
Hung
( Ray narrates ) We lost some ladies at "vulva."
"( Ray narrates ) We lost some ladies at "vulva.""
Hung
Richard? Uh, Richard,
"Richard? Uh, Richard,"
Hung
could you bring in the Samson file, please?
"could you bring in the Samson file, please?"
Hung
- Oh my God. - Make it hurt.
"- Oh my God. - Make it hurt."
Hung
- Ah! - ( Laughs )
"- Ah! - ( Laughs )"
Hung
Come on. Give it a shot.
"Come on. Give it a shot."
Hung
And you know, some odd jobs here and there.
"And you know, some odd jobs here and there."
Hung
I mean I send my resume out 50 times a day, nobody ever calls me back.
"I mean I send my resume out 50 times a day, nobody ever calls me back."
Hung
about combining forces a little?
"about combining forces a little?"
Hung
or go look at the lake...
"or go look at the lake..."
Hung
Just let me just pop back into the kitchen,
"Just let me just pop back into the kitchen,"
Hung
On the house.
"On the house."
Hung
I'm not a carnival ride.
"I'm not a carnival ride."
Hung
- What's your name? - Jason.
"- What's your name? - Jason."
Hung
One time.
"One time."
Hung
( Laughs )
"( Laughs )"
Hung
You only have to kill one person to be a killer, baby.
"You only have to kill one person to be a killer, baby."
Hung
( Honking )
"( Honking )"
Hung
Wow, Ray, what did you do?
"Wow, Ray, what did you do?"
Hung
Well, okay.
"Well, okay."
Hung
Come on, let's go!
"Come on, let's go!"
Hung
♪ I work, I work ♪
"♪ I work, I work ♪"
Hung
♪ I keep all my earnings in a box marked shoes ♪
"♪ I keep all my earnings in a box marked shoes ♪"
Hung
♪ for you, for you ♪
"♪ for you, for you ♪"
Hung
♪ one more day, I will say to you ♪
"♪ one more day, I will say to you ♪"
Hung
♪ whoo! ♪
"♪ whoo! ♪"
Hung
♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪
"♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪"
Hung
♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪
"♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪"
Hung
♪ who's gonna show ♪
"♪ who's gonna show ♪"
Hung
♪ when there's nobody ♪
"♪ when there's nobody ♪"
Hung
♪ I'll be your man ♪
"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
Hung
♪ who's gonna show ♪
"♪ who's gonna show ♪"
Hung
♪ I'll be your man ♪
"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
Hung
( Ray narrating ) They say necessity is the mother of invention.
"( Ray narrating ) They say necessity is the mother of invention."
Hung
That's one thing we've got here in Detroit-- necessity.
"That's one thing we've got here in Detroit-- necessity."
Hung
A lot of us didn't.
"A lot of us didn't."
Hung
We had to make it,
"We had to make it,"
Hung
turn lemons into lemonade.
"turn lemons into lemonade."
Hung
And if you didn't have any lemons--
"And if you didn't have any lemons--"
Hung
( Woman moaning )
"( Woman moaning )"
Hung
Yes! Fuck, oh!
"Yes! Fuck, oh!"
Hung
God yes, fuck me!
"God yes, fuck me!"
Hung
Yeah, oh fuck.
"Yeah, oh fuck."
Hung
- ( Recorder clicks ) - So does anyone recognize that voice?
"- ( Recorder clicks ) - So does anyone recognize that voice?"
Hung
That's right, it was me.
"That's right, it was me."
Hung
This modest, even-tempered woman
"This modest, even-tempered woman"
Hung
in front of you-- that was me.
"in front of you-- that was me."
Hung
And you know, I-I used to be-- I was embarrassed.
"And you know, I-I used to be-- I was embarrassed."
Hung
I was self-conscious. I was insecure.
"I was self-conscious. I was insecure."
Hung
And then, you know, one day I just said fuck it.
"And then, you know, one day I just said fuck it."
Hung
Just, I said fuck it! Just fuck it!
"Just, I said fuck it! Just fuck it!"
Hung
Ladies, sex is not a job.
"Ladies, sex is not a job."
Hung
It's a way of life.
"It's a way of life."
Hung
My name is Tanya Skagle. Welcome to Orgasmic Living.
"My name is Tanya Skagle. Welcome to Orgasmic Living."
Hung
( Ray narrating ) Orgasmic Living...
"( Ray narrating ) Orgasmic Living..."
Hung
Okay, clearly we need some new ideas.
"Okay, clearly we need some new ideas."
Hung
Well, Ray, what if I'm out of ideas, all right?
"Well, Ray, what if I'm out of ideas, all right?"
Hung
I'm fresh out. I got it, I got it.
"I'm fresh out. I got it, I got it."
Hung
Ber-- Berbigs? Berbiglia?
"Ber-- Berbigs? Berbiglia?"
Hung
Ber-- uh-- I can't-- I can't read this, Cammy.
"Ber-- uh-- I can't-- I can't read this, Cammy."
Hung
No more cursive, all right?
"No more cursive, all right?"
Hung
Look, what if this is my destiny?
"Look, what if this is my destiny?"
Hung
And-and they have a great health plan.
"And-and they have a great health plan."
Hung
Don't joke, Tanya. This is not your destiny.
"Don't joke, Tanya. This is not your destiny."
Hung
twice a week for the rest of my life, all right?
"twice a week for the rest of my life, all right?"
Hung
We have an excellent product.
"We have an excellent product."
Hung
- Women like me. - Most of the time.
"- Women like me. - Most of the time."
Hung
- Birbiglia! - So what's the problem?
"- Birbiglia! - So what's the problem?"
Hung
- How come Lenore can get me clients... - Let the customers in.
"- How come Lenore can get me clients... - Let the customers in."
Hung