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Clips from Hung - Comedy (S01E01)

Videos 2009 Season 1, Episode 9 3 min 418 clips
Short Comedy

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...or do I copy it verbatim from Wikipedia?
"...or do I copy it verbatim from Wikipedia?"
Hung
See these questions, this choice...
"See these questions, this choice..."
Hung
So this time is for sitting down...
"So this time is for sitting down..."
Hung
Nothing.
"Nothing."
Hung
Powell called Mrs. Butchik "Mrs. Buttcheeks."
"Powell called Mrs. Butchik "Mrs. Buttcheeks.""
Hung
All right, let me get this straight, you didn't get detention.
"All right, let me get this straight, you didn't get detention."
Hung
Powell's not into labels, Dad.
"Powell's not into labels, Dad."
Hung
And quite frankly, neither am I.
"And quite frankly, neither am I."
Hung
Okay, Damester.
"Okay, Damester."
Hung
Damon and I, we used to tell each other everything.
"Damon and I, we used to tell each other everything."
Hung
...appointment with the happiness consultant.
"...appointment with the happiness consultant."
Hung
Because it's expensive, but you really want it.
"Because it's expensive, but you really want it."
Hung
That's a good thing, right? A huge awesome rush.
"That's a good thing, right? A huge awesome rush."
Hung
...in our bimonthly package?
"...in our bimonthly package?"
Hung
We're having a business meeting. This is business.
"We're having a business meeting. This is business."
Hung
Pierce, are you there?
"Pierce, are you there?"
Hung
- Where are you? - Havana, Cuba.
"- Where are you? - Havana, Cuba."
Hung
Who was that?
"Who was that?"
Hung
- See? That's what I'm talking about. - What?
"- See? That's what I'm talking about. - What?"
Hung
- Meanwhile our business is falling apart. - What are you talking about?
"- Meanwhile our business is falling apart. - What are you talking about?"
Hung
Hey, hey, I promised my kids they could move back in.
"Hey, hey, I promised my kids they could move back in."
Hung
This house, it's not gonna fix itself.
"This house, it's not gonna fix itself."
Hung
I'm trying, Ray. I'm really trying.
"I'm trying, Ray. I'm really trying."
Hung
Just, "My kid's gay."
"Just, "My kid's gay.""
Hung
Yet.
"Yet."
Hung
...guys are really easy to please.
"...guys are really easy to please."
Hung
- It doesn't matter. - Of course it matters.
"- It doesn't matter. - Of course it matters."
Hung
I don't need "things."
"I don't need "things.""
Hung
What about your ex-husband?
"What about your ex-husband?"
Hung
No, we can't afford it, Ron.
"No, we can't afford it, Ron."
Hung
I'm tired of our lives being reduced to how much money we have.
"I'm tired of our lives being reduced to how much money we have."
Hung
I'm sick of it. So what?
"I'm sick of it. So what?"
Hung
It's this amazing new service a friend of mine runs.
"It's this amazing new service a friend of mine runs."
Hung
Isn't that kind of gross?
"Isn't that kind of gross?"
Hung
Hello. Hi.
"Hello. Hi."
Hung
...and she told me that you told her...
"...and she told me that you told her..."
Hung
You're using my name to hawk your product.
"You're using my name to hawk your product."
Hung
Lenore, in that one instance I did use your name.
"Lenore, in that one instance I did use your name."
Hung
Okay, well, why don't you just send me over one of your other guys.
"Okay, well, why don't you just send me over one of your other guys."
Hung
You're smart. You do one thing and you do it well.
"You're smart. You do one thing and you do it well."
Hung
...and he knows how to use it.
"...and he knows how to use it."
Hung
Tanya should have never sent me there.
"Tanya should have never sent me there."
Hung
- What are we doing here? - A friend of mine owns it.
"- What are we doing here? - A friend of mine owns it."
Hung
I left my wallet in the car...
"I left my wallet in the car..."
Hung
So how's it going with Tanya?
"So how's it going with Tanya?"
Hung
That's the crucial thing you need to remember.
"That's the crucial thing you need to remember."
Hung
That's hot.
"That's hot."
Hung
No, no, no, keep the suit.
"No, no, no, keep the suit."
Hung
Hold on.
"Hold on."
Hung
But not me. I just...
"But not me. I just..."
Hung
She has no access to wealth. She can't get you what you need.
"She has no access to wealth. She can't get you what you need."
Hung
Tanya's my friend.
"Tanya's my friend."
Hung
You're playing in the minors, Ray.
"You're playing in the minors, Ray."
Hung
You are a major-league guy playing on a minor-league team.
"You are a major-league guy playing on a minor-league team."
Hung
- You talking shit about me? - No, Patty. Absolutely not.
"- You talking shit about me? - No, Patty. Absolutely not."
Hung
Patty paid for sex?
"Patty paid for sex?"
Hung
Linda.
"Linda."
Hung
From the nail salon. I offended you with my potty mouth.
"From the nail salon. I offended you with my potty mouth."
Hung
That's just a Chloé knock-off from last season.
"That's just a Chloé knock-off from last season."
Hung
There's a cuter chemise in the Armani section. I'll show you.
"There's a cuter chemise in the Armani section. I'll show you."
Hung
- Oh. - Yeah.
"- Oh. - Yeah."
Hung
You can paw through the racks if you want. I'm gonna tell you a secret.
"You can paw through the racks if you want. I'm gonna tell you a secret."
Hung
I can get you the same exact discount on the new designer collection. Come on.
"I can get you the same exact discount on the new designer collection. Come on."
Hung
Oh. L...
"Oh. L..."
Hung
...I just haven't found time to work out.
"...I just haven't found time to work out."
Hung
- I have a guy. - Really?
"- I have a guy. - Really?"
Hung
- Okay, try this dress with this jacket. - No, I really shouldn't.
"- Okay, try this dress with this jacket. - No, I really shouldn't."
Hung
...problem area.
"...problem area."
Hung
You think?
"You think?"
Hung
Seems like the ratio is 60-40 tongue to dick.
"Seems like the ratio is 60-40 tongue to dick."
Hung
That looks amazing.
"That looks amazing."
Hung
...for a night of erotic adventure.
"...for a night of erotic adventure."
Hung
Sounds good.
"Sounds good."
Hung
Great.
"Great."
Hung
- You said there was a sliding scale. - Right. There is.
"- You said there was a sliding scale. - Right. There is."
Hung
$400 is my final offer.
"$400 is my final offer."
Hung
Sure.
"Sure."
Hung
- Same thing, different color. - Oh.
"- Same thing, different color. - Oh."
Hung
- Hey, baby. - Oh, you're home.
"- Hey, baby. - Oh, you're home."
Hung
She helped me find the best stuff.
"She helped me find the best stuff."
Hung
I...
"I..."
Hung
...got this one for you. - That's great, Jess.
"...got this one for you. - That's great, Jess."
Hung
Nice to meet you, Lenore.
"Nice to meet you, Lenore."
Hung
Jessica, stop it.
"Jessica, stop it."
Hung
Stop letting your kids and your husband...
"Stop letting your kids and your husband..."
Hung
- I have the power. - Say it again.
"- I have the power. - Say it again."
Hung
I have the power.
"I have the power."
Hung
Fifty bucks? That's insulting. Why are we talking about it?
"Fifty bucks? That's insulting. Why are we talking about it?"
Hung
She says you were... She compared you to crack, okay?
"She says you were... She compared you to crack, okay?"
Hung
These women, they need to feel like they're worth something.
"These women, they need to feel like they're worth something."
Hung
Ray, don't talk to Lenore.
"Ray, don't talk to Lenore."
Hung
We are going to figure this out.
"We are going to figure this out."
Hung
- Oh, hey, Ray. - You all right, man?
"- Oh, hey, Ray. - You all right, man?"
Hung
No, Mike. We're safe.
"No, Mike. We're safe."
Hung
Sit down and think...
"Sit down and think..."
Hung
...about what...
"...about what..."
Hung
...you...
"...you..."
Hung
...did...
"...did..."
Hung
We're always given a choice, ladies and gentlemen...
"We're always given a choice, ladies and gentlemen..."
Hung
...whether to walk the path of the straight and narrow...
"...whether to walk the path of the straight and narrow..."
Hung
...or to succumb to temptation.
"...or to succumb to temptation."
Hung
Do I write the essay myself...
"Do I write the essay myself..."
Hung
Not that bright, Van Olsen.
"Not that bright, Van Olsen."
Hung
...comes down to the core of who you are.
"...comes down to the core of who you are."
Hung
Detention now leads to prison later, fellas.
"Detention now leads to prison later, fellas."
Hung
...and thinking about how you got from here...
"...and thinking about how you got from here..."
Hung
...to here.
"...to here."
Hung
It's about accountability.
"It's about accountability."
Hung
It's about responsibility.
"It's about responsibility."
Hung
Community.
"Community."
Hung
Damon Drecker, can I see you out in the hall, please?
"Damon Drecker, can I see you out in the hall, please?"
Hung
No talking.
"No talking."
Hung
What the hell did you do to get detention?
"What the hell did you do to get detention?"
Hung
Butchik is her given name, son.
"Butchik is her given name, son."
Hung
- You shouldn't make fun. - Powell said it.
"- You shouldn't make fun. - Powell said it."
Hung
Who is Powell? This guy?
"Who is Powell? This guy?"
Hung
- Yeah. - Why are you here?
"- Yeah. - Why are you here?"
Hung
Just hanging with him.
"Just hanging with him."
Hung
You just decided to spend the afternoon hanging out...
"You just decided to spend the afternoon hanging out..."
Hung
...in detention with this kid Powell.
"...in detention with this kid Powell."
Hung