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Clips from Hung - Comedy (S03E03)

Videos 2009 Season 3, Episode 6 3 min 438 clips
Short Comedy
the captain has just turned off the seat belt sign.
"the captain has just turned off the seat belt sign."
Hung
Why? Do I seem nervous to you?
"Why? Do I seem nervous to you?"
Hung
I got it, thank you. Excuse me.
"I got it, thank you. Excuse me."
Hung
- Would you mind holding that? - Oh sure, thanks.
"- Would you mind holding that? - Oh sure, thanks."
Hung
Whoa-ho-ho. That was a big one.
"Whoa-ho-ho. That was a big one."
Hung
Don't worry about anything.
"Don't worry about anything."
Hung
- Whoa. - Oh God.
"- Whoa. - Oh God."
Hung
- It's okay. - Honey, don't worry about anything.
"- It's okay. - Honey, don't worry about anything."
Hung
Okay, concentrate and then fuck me.
"Okay, concentrate and then fuck me."
Hung
Look at my tits. Does that help?
"Look at my tits. Does that help?"
Hung
it could all come crashing down.
"it could all come crashing down."
Hung
Okay, look now, I'll just say it.
"Okay, look now, I'll just say it."
Hung
Yes.
"Yes."
Hung
Sandee, I will certainly consider your offer.
"Sandee, I will certainly consider your offer."
Hung
- We're moving in. - How'd you get in the house?
"- We're moving in. - How'd you get in the house?"
Hung
I don't want them to stay the weekend.
"I don't want them to stay the weekend."
Hung
Yep, just when you least expect it,
"Yep, just when you least expect it,"
Hung
I don't care if they're happy. Do they strike you
"I don't care if they're happy. Do they strike you"
Hung
like out of the ordinary
"like out of the ordinary"
Hung
Yael, did you see anybody suspicious come into my home?
"Yael, did you see anybody suspicious come into my home?"
Hung
- Anybody at all? - I don't pay attention to your visitors, Ray.
"- Anybody at all? - I don't pay attention to your visitors, Ray."
Hung
no break-ins?
"no break-ins?"
Hung
Miss Fire-Crotch, right?
"Miss Fire-Crotch, right?"
Hung
Oh God. How much did they get?
"Oh God. How much did they get?"
Hung
I'll see you in half an hour.
"I'll see you in half an hour."
Hung
No, Ray, no. She's too much of a narcissist.
"No, Ray, no. She's too much of a narcissist."
Hung
She's never gonna kill herself.
"She's never gonna kill herself."
Hung
What do we really know about her? We know nothing.
"What do we really know about her? We know nothing."
Hung
Listen, a certain business opportunity has presented itself.
"Listen, a certain business opportunity has presented itself."
Hung
- What opportunity? - Well, I don't know.
"- What opportunity? - Well, I don't know."
Hung
It wasn't the right time.
"It wasn't the right time."
Hung
You get all barfy and your mouth tastes like chalk.
"You get all barfy and your mouth tastes like chalk."
Hung
- There she is. - Sir?
"- There she is. - Sir?"
Hung
- Is she expecting you? - Why take a whole bottle and go to the hospital
"- Is she expecting you? - Why take a whole bottle and go to the hospital"
Hung
It's great. Think about it.
"It's great. Think about it."
Hung
Where's my shoebox, Lenore?
"Where's my shoebox, Lenore?"
Hung
Look, I know you did it.
"Look, I know you did it."
Hung
Stacy, is your garage door open?
"Stacy, is your garage door open?"
Hung
Stace, hold on a sec. Ray, you're an asshole.
"Stace, hold on a sec. Ray, you're an asshole."
Hung
I have better things to do with my time
"I have better things to do with my time"
Hung
I'm trying to save lives.
"I'm trying to save lives."
Hung
Oh no, that's...
"Oh no, that's..."
Hung
I know. I asked Lenore about you.
"I know. I asked Lenore about you."
Hung
You can talk to me.
"You can talk to me."
Hung
Could I speak to you privately for a minute?
"Could I speak to you privately for a minute?"
Hung
I thought we weren't gonna talk about that here.
"I thought we weren't gonna talk about that here."
Hung
And it was delicious-
"And it was delicious-"
Hung
Mindy and I are gonna try to work things out.
"Mindy and I are gonna try to work things out."
Hung
- It's- it's fine. - I do.
"- It's- it's fine. - I do."
Hung
I love your office presence.
"I love your office presence."
Hung
But Mindy - ugh. She's not that happy about it.
"But Mindy - ugh. She's not that happy about it."
Hung
Matt, are you firing me?
"Matt, are you firing me?"
Hung
What? No!
"What? No!"
Hung
your job is totally intact.
"your job is totally intact."
Hung
That is, if you want it to be.
"That is, if you want it to be."
Hung
on a college trip.
"on a college trip."
Hung
What?
"What?"
Hung
All right, I'll come around.
"All right, I'll come around."
Hung
Just think about us for a change, please?
"Just think about us for a change, please?"
Hung
are very happy together.
"are very happy together."
Hung
Boyfriend?
"Boyfriend?"
Hung
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Hung
What can I do for you, man?
"What can I do for you, man?"
Hung
You got a minute?
"You got a minute?"
Hung
Listen, Charlie, I don't know what's going on between you and Tanya.
"Listen, Charlie, I don't know what's going on between you and Tanya."
Hung
But the problem is Tanya.
"But the problem is Tanya."
Hung
She kind of makes it my business.
"She kind of makes it my business."
Hung
And we both know that her judgment
"And we both know that her judgment"
Hung
It's about dollars and cents.
"It's about dollars and cents."
Hung
Uh, uh, uh, Taylor Lautner. "Twilight"!
"Uh, uh, uh, Taylor Lautner. "Twilight"!"
Hung
No, Ian Somerhalder. Help me out!
"No, Ian Somerhalder. Help me out!"
Hung
Buffy-
"Buffy-"
Hung
I don't know that one. I don't know this one either.
"I don't know that one. I don't know this one either."
Hung
- Ke$ha- you're Ke$ha! - Mike Tyson. Janet Jackson.
"- Ke$ha- you're Ke$ha! - Mike Tyson. Janet Jackson."
Hung
It's okay?
"It's okay?"
Hung
They got a lot of energy.
"They got a lot of energy."
Hung
- Yeah, I know. - Okay.
"- Yeah, I know. - Okay."
Hung
Okay, here we go. Yes.
"Okay, here we go. Yes."
Hung
Yeah, fantastic.
"Yeah, fantastic."
Hung
This is what I do.
"This is what I do."
Hung
I am now working with a very talented young gigolo.
"I am now working with a very talented young gigolo."
Hung
But he's got a girlfriend. I think she stole Ray's money.
"But he's got a girlfriend. I think she stole Ray's money."
Hung
but I've just been so busy- I meant to,
"but I've just been so busy- I meant to,"
Hung
Ladies and gentlemen,
"Ladies and gentlemen,"
Hung
At this time you are free to move about the cabin.
"At this time you are free to move about the cabin."
Hung
- Wine helps. - Excuse me?
"- Wine helps. - Excuse me?"
Hung
So does Xanax.
"So does Xanax."
Hung
I have some in my purse if you want.
"I have some in my purse if you want."
Hung
Business or pleasure? Your trip.
"Business or pleasure? Your trip."
Hung
Excuse me, sir? Is that your leather carry-on in the overhead compartment?
"Excuse me, sir? Is that your leather carry-on in the overhead compartment?"
Hung
Probably, yeah.
"Probably, yeah."
Hung
Do you need me to move it?
"Do you need me to move it?"
Hung
- If you don't mind. - Sure.
"- If you don't mind. - Sure."
Hung
I don't mind.
"I don't mind."
Hung
Sure.
"Sure."
Hung
Sorry, pardon me. No, don't get up. Don't get up.
"Sorry, pardon me. No, don't get up. Don't get up."
Hung
- Are you sure? Okay. - Yeah.
"- Are you sure? Okay. - Yeah."
Hung
Okay, put it in. Put it in.
"Okay, put it in. Put it in."
Hung
Don't- don't you think
"Don't- don't you think"
Hung
we should probably go back to our seats?
"we should probably go back to our seats?"
Hung
No no no no, it's okay. Just give it to me.
"No no no no, it's okay. Just give it to me."
Hung
Good morning, everybody.
"Good morning, everybody."
Hung
Looks like we've hit a nasty patch of weather
"Looks like we've hit a nasty patch of weather"
Hung
as we approach Chicago. Please take your seats.
"as we approach Chicago. Please take your seats."
Hung
- Shut the fuck up, Carl! - Captain says we should return-
"- Shut the fuck up, Carl! - Captain says we should return-"
Hung
You really are scared, aren't you?
"You really are scared, aren't you?"
Hung
Well, uh-
"Well, uh-"
Hung
Yeah. All right, just give me a minute.
"Yeah. All right, just give me a minute."
Hung
Nothing out there can help you.
"Nothing out there can help you."
Hung
If we go down, we go down.
"If we go down, we go down."
Hung
Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, we ask you to please return to your seats.
"Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, we ask you to please return to your seats."
Hung
Her tits did help.
"Her tits did help."
Hung
But I couldn't get the thought out of my head...
"But I couldn't get the thought out of my head..."
Hung
- Yeah! - ...that at any moment, at any place,
"- Yeah! - ...that at any moment, at any place,"
Hung
Charlie, I'm home.
"Charlie, I'm home."
Hung
They didn't have the-
"They didn't have the-"
Hung
the canned plum tomatoes that you wanted,
"the canned plum tomatoes that you wanted,"
Hung
so I got the fresh ones- fresh ones instead.
"so I got the fresh ones- fresh ones instead."
Hung
Hey, baby. This lovely lady came looking for you.
"Hey, baby. This lovely lady came looking for you."
Hung
Aww.
"Aww."
Hung