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Clips from Space Force - Edison Jaymes (S01E01)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 1, Episode 7 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 547 clips
Comedy

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POTUS is still mad about the whole India thing.
"POTUS is still mad about the whole India thing."
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in the lunar satellite launch.
"in the lunar satellite launch."
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God, I am so sick of people fawning over these young tech moguls.
"God, I am so sick of people fawning over these young tech moguls."
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The government is plenty innovative.
"The government is plenty innovative."
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Did you know that the US Postal Service
"Did you know that the US Postal Service"
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Hmm.
"Hmm."
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[Mark] You bite the inside of your mouth? I've done that.
"[Mark] You bite the inside of your mouth? I've done that."
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Here he is. [chuckles]
"Here he is. [chuckles]"
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Yeah. Not just for our country, but my rocket fuel needs customers.
"Yeah. Not just for our country, but my rocket fuel needs customers."
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You see, my fuel makes your rocket burn more cleanly.
"You see, my fuel makes your rocket burn more cleanly."
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Well done.
"Well done."
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No, Grandpa.
"No, Grandpa."
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No, you don't.
"No, you don't."
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People move on fast at your age.
"People move on fast at your age."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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-[knocking] -Ah!
"-[knocking] -Ah!"
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-Should I get rags or paper towels? -Oh, no.
"-Should I get rags or paper towels? -Oh, no."
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-My mom hates wasting paper towels... -Oh, no, no.
"-My mom hates wasting paper towels... -Oh, no, no."
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Oh, just move. Move, move, move!
"Oh, just move. Move, move, move!"
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Well, always said we spend way too much money on the rats.
"Well, always said we spend way too much money on the rats."
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-You sign them just by being here. -Hmm. Never heard of that.
"-You sign them just by being here. -Hmm. Never heard of that."
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I'm an astrobotanist with an advanced degree
"I'm an astrobotanist with an advanced degree"
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I know some shit about plants.
"I know some shit about plants."
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I really don't wanna pay for, like, "Hi, how are you, weather" bullshit.
"I really don't wanna pay for, like, "Hi, how are you, weather" bullshit."
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[clears throat]
"[clears throat]"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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-Mm-hmm. -It's a universal thing.
"-Mm-hmm. -It's a universal thing."
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And you put one in Times Square. You put on in Tiananmen Square.
"And you put one in Times Square. You put on in Tiananmen Square."
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You can shake the hand of someone in China.
"You can shake the hand of someone in China."
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[chuckling]
"[chuckling]"
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See? That's so specific, people will buy it.
"See? That's so specific, people will buy it."
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What do you see?
"What do you see?"
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Nothing. It's just like staring at a blank page.
"Nothing. It's just like staring at a blank page."
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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I can't wait to talk to you about the nuts and bolts of your fuel,
"I can't wait to talk to you about the nuts and bolts of your fuel,"
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I'm about to answer all of your questions.
"I'm about to answer all of your questions."
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No phones is part of the NDA you signed.
"No phones is part of the NDA you signed."
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I wasn't allowed within 300 feet of my own fucking office.
"I wasn't allowed within 300 feet of my own fucking office."
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and the answer was no.
"and the answer was no."
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And this...
"And this..."
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is Skinny Fuel.
"is Skinny Fuel."
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That seems really sketchy.
"That seems really sketchy."
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and then she can always blame us if it all goes sideways.
"and then she can always blame us if it all goes sideways."
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My conjugal visit is next week.
"My conjugal visit is next week."
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Well, I do know a little bit about fashion,
"Well, I do know a little bit about fashion,"
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Okay, I want a discount on my hour.
"Okay, I want a discount on my hour."
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Jesus, for someone who's trying to study botany for fun,
"Jesus, for someone who's trying to study botany for fun,"
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Okay, fine. It's for the AAT. I wanna be an astronaut.
"Okay, fine. It's for the AAT. I wanna be an astronaut."
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No, I didn't say that. Go fly a spaceship.
"No, I didn't say that. Go fly a spaceship."
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in the vacuum of space.
"in the vacuum of space."
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This is my new fashion website. "Shrt."
"This is my new fashion website. "Shrt.""
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[Mark] Mmm.
"[Mark] Mmm."
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Let's see what the algorithm says you should wear.
"Let's see what the algorithm says you should wear."
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Nah... no, I don't, actually.
"Nah... no, I don't, actually."
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You may be the publicist to a major celebrity,
"You may be the publicist to a major celebrity,"
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What are they even doing in there?
"What are they even doing in there?"
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regardless of how fat your ass looks.
"regardless of how fat your ass looks."
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She's doing that, and she has a rocket fuel?
"She's doing that, and she has a rocket fuel?"
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What do you mean, "if" one thing works?
"What do you mean, "if" one thing works?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Hannah.
"Hannah."
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Botany's actually, like, pretty self-explanatory.
"Botany's actually, like, pretty self-explanatory."
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"Chloroplast and Epidural Stomata."
""Chloroplast and Epidural Stomata.""
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Why don't we just order in and watch Frasier?
"Why don't we just order in and watch Frasier?"
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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I just really need you to take me seriously.
"I just really need you to take me seriously."
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Peanu...
"Peanu..."
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No, coconut or lime.
"No, coconut or lime."
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Let's not incinerate my media manager. I'll be right back.
"Let's not incinerate my media manager. I'll be right back."
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"Yeah."
""Yeah.""
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And, Tony, nicely done.
"And, Tony, nicely done."
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It's a simple scientific formula.
"It's a simple scientific formula."
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So...
"So..."
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Wait.
"Wait."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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The queen of England is the largest drug pusher in the world?
"The queen of England is the largest drug pusher in the world?"
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Wow.
"Wow."
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[automated voice] Ten, nine, eight,
"[automated voice] Ten, nine, eight,"
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Okay, so far, so good.
"Okay, so far, so good."
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[sighs] Oh, thank you.
"[sighs] Oh, thank you."
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[exhales]
"[exhales]"
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[Edison exhaling]
"[Edison exhaling]"
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[laughs]
"[laughs]"
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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[Edison] Why does my car  smell like baby vomit?
"[Edison] Why does my car  smell like baby vomit?"
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what do you make...
"what do you make..."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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-Oh, I like that. -That one? Pretty.
"-Oh, I like that. -That one? Pretty."
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The Prospector Satellite is now in orbit around the moon.
"The Prospector Satellite is now in orbit around the moon."
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Yes, sir. Uh, we have our first images.
"Yes, sir. Uh, we have our first images."
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The Chinese flag.
"The Chinese flag."
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[rocket engine whooshing]
"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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[soldiers singing indistinctly]
"[soldiers singing indistinctly]"
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[cell phone buzzing, dinging]
"[cell phone buzzing, dinging]"
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So, as punishment, he wants us  to partner with private industry.
"So, as punishment, he wants us  to partner with private industry."
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Specifically, he wants us to use this tech guru's new fuel
"Specifically, he wants us to use this tech guru's new fuel"
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Not her.
"Not her."
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Ed... Edison Jaymes?  Are you kidding me?
"Ed... Edison Jaymes?  Are you kidding me?"
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No. She's gonna be here in a few minutes to inspect the base
"No. She's gonna be here in a few minutes to inspect the base"
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and make sure that we are worthy of her product.
"and make sure that we are worthy of her product."
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I read about that.
"I read about that."
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It's supposedly half as heavy as normal fuel, and no pollutants.
"It's supposedly half as heavy as normal fuel, and no pollutants."
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I mean, that would be a game changer.
"I mean, that would be a game changer."
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issues a new Christmas stamp every Christmas
"issues a new Christmas stamp every Christmas"
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and has done so for the past 200 years?
"and has done so for the past 200 years?"
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Mark, I don't think the Postal Service still exists.
"Mark, I don't think the Postal Service still exists."
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-Well, I think they do. -No.
"-Well, I think they do. -No."
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Where do you think our funding came from?
"Where do you think our funding came from?"
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She's late.
"She's late."
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She's too rich to be late.
"She's too rich to be late."
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Rich people are such babies.
"Rich people are such babies."
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[Mark] There she is.
"[Mark] There she is."
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Well, jeans  and $100,000 worth of diamonds.
"Well, jeans  and $100,000 worth of diamonds."
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That's a good look.
"That's a good look."
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It's a confusing look.
"It's a confusing look."
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I don't know whether she's going to Cinderella's ball or a pig roast.
"I don't know whether she's going to Cinderella's ball or a pig roast."
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Fuck. Fuck me.
"Fuck. Fuck me."
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No. That's Hannah Howard.
"No. That's Hannah Howard."
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We came up in the PR world together.
"We came up in the PR world together."
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She single-handedly orchestrated my dismissal from American Apparel
"She single-handedly orchestrated my dismissal from American Apparel"
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