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Clips from Space Force - Lunar Habitat (S01E01)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 1, Episode 4 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 577 clips
Comedy

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Sleepyhead. Another late night?
"Sleepyhead. Another late night?"
Space Force
Yeah, well, I'd rather eat a rat than a worm.
"Yeah, well, I'd rather eat a rat than a worm."
Space Force
Worms go down quite easily. That's why I--
"Worms go down quite easily. That's why I--"
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[whirring stops]
"[whirring stops]"
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Uh...
"Uh..."
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you wouldn't be late, so clean up the counter.
"you wouldn't be late, so clean up the counter."
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Jesus Christ, Dad. Get off my back.
"Jesus Christ, Dad. Get off my back."
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-Handle it. -Really?
"-Handle it. -Really?"
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I don't know much about clothing design.
"I don't know much about clothing design."
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Understood.
"Understood."
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teenager problems, FLOTUS problems.
"teenager problems, FLOTUS problems."
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is meant to balance the rationality of the astronauts,
"is meant to balance the rationality of the astronauts,"
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-for psychological fitness. -Mm-hmm.
"-for psychological fitness. -Mm-hmm."
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by the entire Serb 3rd Army.
"by the entire Serb 3rd Army."
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I'm gonna pack my bag.
"I'm gonna pack my bag."
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Well, I don't know, bruh.
"Well, I don't know, bruh."
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-Evvy! Evvy! -[whispers] No!
"-Evvy! Evvy! -[whispers] No!"
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To clarify, while we welcome the first lady's input,
"To clarify, while we welcome the first lady's input,"
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It's no vacation, Mark.
"It's no vacation, Mark."
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I am what used to be known in America as a man.
"I am what used to be known in America as a man."
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Have you ever considered growing asparagus?
"Have you ever considered growing asparagus?"
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I make giant phalluses out of sand.
"I make giant phalluses out of sand."
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They're in the Native American Museum in Taos.
"They're in the Native American Museum in Taos."
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General New Guy.
"General New Guy."
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[groans]
"[groans]"
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[Mark] As you were.
"[Mark] As you were."
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Sick.
"Sick."
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[blows loudly]
"[blows loudly]"
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Upset is getting your plane shot out from under you.
"Upset is getting your plane shot out from under you."
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Upset is when a so-called smart bomb misses the tank and hits a tour bus.
"Upset is when a so-called smart bomb misses the tank and hits a tour bus."
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[Mark] Gah!
"[Mark] Gah!"
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Who put the tube on the track?
"Who put the tube on the track?"
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Not your foot.
"Not your foot."
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Well, maybe it would not have happened
"Well, maybe it would not have happened"
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Well, kudos.
"Well, kudos."
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Both you and my child are very creative.
"Both you and my child are very creative."
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[Dave] There's no way to fix it?
"[Dave] There's no way to fix it?"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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-[whipped cream spraying]  -How's that?
"-[whipped cream spraying]  -How's that?"
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Here's a little bit more then. How about that?
"Here's a little bit more then. How about that?"
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-More, Daddy! -Bah! All right!
"-More, Daddy! -Bah! All right!"
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Let's eat.
"Let's eat."
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[music and chatter continues on TV]
"[music and chatter continues on TV]"
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"Daddy will give you more cream," over and over.
""Daddy will give you more cream," over and over."
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[phone ringing]
"[phone ringing]"
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-Uh, yes, we did, and I have to, uh-- -Yes, yes, yes! And they were to die for.
"-Uh, yes, we did, and I have to, uh-- -Yes, yes, yes! And they were to die for."
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so please just pretend like you're into it, okay?
"so please just pretend like you're into it, okay?"
Space Force
Yeah, I do too.
"Yeah, I do too."
Space Force
But, honey, it's important to adapt.
"But, honey, it's important to adapt."
Space Force
Did I say gang? I meant club.
"Did I say gang? I meant club."
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He treats me like a total child and then leaves me with a Post-it Note.
"He treats me like a total child and then leaves me with a Post-it Note."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
Space Force
No, I'm good.
"No, I'm good."
Space Force
Well, uh, maybe just try to scream slightly less?
"Well, uh, maybe just try to scream slightly less?"
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♪ She don't cook T-bone steaks ♪
"♪ She don't cook T-bone steaks ♪"
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[grunting]
"[grunting]"
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Ma'am, this is very difficult for me to say,
"Ma'am, this is very difficult for me to say,"
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No, no, no. Don't get up. You're too weak.
"No, no, no. Don't get up. You're too weak."
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[Mark on video] Nutley, New Jersey.
"[Mark on video] Nutley, New Jersey."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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People need feelings.
"People need feelings."
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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[cheering]
"[cheering]"
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How was the moon?
"How was the moon?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Here we go.
"Here we go."
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[sighs] It's Fuck Tony.
"[sighs] It's Fuck Tony."
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[door closes]
"[door closes]"
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[rocket engine whooshing]
"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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[steam hissing]
"[steam hissing]"
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[Mark] There she is.
"[Mark] There she is."
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-Another early morning? -You know what they say.
"-Another early morning? -You know what they say."
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Early bird catches the worm.
"Early bird catches the worm."
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Know what the night owl catches?
"Know what the night owl catches?"
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-[spits] What? -Rats.
"-[spits] What? -Rats."
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[chucking]
"[chucking]"
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Having tried both, I think you would prefer the worms.
"Having tried both, I think you would prefer the worms."
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Rats are very sinewy in texture.
"Rats are very sinewy in texture."
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-[blender whirring loudly]  -[stammers]
"-[blender whirring loudly]  -[stammers]"
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That's why I call them the spaghetti of the ground.
"That's why I call them the spaghetti of the ground."
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Wow! Sounds crazy.
"Wow! Sounds crazy."
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you are going to clean up after yourself, are you not?
"you are going to clean up after yourself, are you not?"
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I have to go to school. I'm late.
"I have to go to school. I'm late."
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Hmm. Well, if you'd just gotten up when your alarm went off,
"Hmm. Well, if you'd just gotten up when your alarm went off,"
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I want you to go over there and wipe the counter
"I want you to go over there and wipe the counter"
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It's really not that big a deal, okay? Quit being such a bitch about it.
"It's really not that big a deal, okay? Quit being such a bitch about it."
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Hey, hey, hey!  You do not talk to me that way.
"Hey, hey, hey!  You do not talk to me that way."
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Yes, sir, General Naird.
"Yes, sir, General Naird."
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Get your keister in there and clean the kitchen.
"Get your keister in there and clean the kitchen."
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That is a direct order.
"That is a direct order."
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[door closes]
"[door closes]"
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Damn it.
"Damn it."
Space Force
You're good with this, right? You're okay with this?
"You're good with this, right? You're okay with this?"
Space Force
Oh, he is not the father.
"Oh, he is not the father."
Space Force
Uh, Mallory's in your office.
"Uh, Mallory's in your office."
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[sighs] What's the point of a waiting area if nobody waits?
"[sighs] What's the point of a waiting area if nobody waits?"
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-[Brad laughs]  -Serious question.
"-[Brad laughs]  -Serious question."
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Oh, uh, also, FLOTUS's office called.
"Oh, uh, also, FLOTUS's office called."
Space Force
The first lady has some thoughts on Space Force uniforms.
"The first lady has some thoughts on Space Force uniforms."
Space Force
We have uniforms.
"We have uniforms."
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Well, she thinks they could use some refinement.
"Well, she thinks they could use some refinement."
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No, make it go away.
"No, make it go away."
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Your only job is to help me. So help me.
"Your only job is to help me. So help me."
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I'll do my best, sir.
"I'll do my best, sir."
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Do my best.
"Do my best."
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The last 20 seconds has reminded me that your best is terrible.
"The last 20 seconds has reminded me that your best is terrible."
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[Mark] I doubt it.
"[Mark] I doubt it."
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You're late.
"You're late."
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I have marital problems,
"I have marital problems,"
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I don't have the bandwidth for any more problems.
"I don't have the bandwidth for any more problems."
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-What do you want? -The lunar habitat experiment.
"-What do you want? -The lunar habitat experiment."
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Mmm. Yes. Your moon tent.
"Mmm. Yes. Your moon tent."
Space Force
It's serious, Mark.
"It's serious, Mark."
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If we can't prove that we can live on the moon,
"If we can't prove that we can live on the moon,"
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then there is no moon base, there is no Mars base.
"then there is no moon base, there is no Mars base."
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The lunar habitat experiment's been going on two years.
"The lunar habitat experiment's been going on two years."
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If it fails, then the whole mission is set back
"If it fails, then the whole mission is set back"
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by that amount of time.
"by that amount of time."
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So what's the problem?
"So what's the problem?"
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