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Clips from Space Force - Proportionate Response (S01E01)

TV Series 2019–2022 Season 1, Episode 10 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 609 clips
Comedy

Credits

I'm a corporate lawyer.
"I'm a corporate lawyer."
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I just meant legally.
"I just meant legally."
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-Where are we at with nukes? -[laughter]
"-Where are we at with nukes? -[laughter]"
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Do me a favor. Watch this video real quick.
"Do me a favor. Watch this video real quick."
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Does nobody respect us? Keep looking.
"Does nobody respect us? Keep looking."
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I'm loving this. Okay, this is fantastic.
"I'm loving this. Okay, this is fantastic."
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How can there be no hammers?
"How can there be no hammers?"
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That's not how you take care of your wrenches!
"That's not how you take care of your wrenches!"
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-[Eddie] That's a wrench, you dimwit. -[hissing]
"-[Eddie] That's a wrench, you dimwit. -[hissing]"
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you have to patch that up immediately, or you'll all die.
"you have to patch that up immediately, or you'll all die."
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Are you drunk right now?
"Are you drunk right now?"
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Okay, this is what I learned,
"Okay, this is what I learned,"
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What else you got?
"What else you got?"
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Okay, your eyebrows tested poorly in men and women ages six to 45.
"Okay, your eyebrows tested poorly in men and women ages six to 45."
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Sound good?
"Sound good?"
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Yeah, well, I think destroying the base is lame,
"Yeah, well, I think destroying the base is lame,"
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I need a complete outline and strategy
"I need a complete outline and strategy"
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and I need it shock, I need awe, and I need it in PDF,
"and I need it shock, I need awe, and I need it in PDF,"
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The next resupply can't launch for a month, so...
"The next resupply can't launch for a month, so..."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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[Mark] Captain Ali, I'd like you to look in locker 5.
"[Mark] Captain Ali, I'd like you to look in locker 5."
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Just, uh, show everyone how to use them.
"Just, uh, show everyone how to use them."
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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Loading and cleaning guns.
"Loading and cleaning guns."
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I haven't been allowed to touch one of these in forever.
"I haven't been allowed to touch one of these in forever."
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Sometimes, provocation requires a show of force!
"Sometimes, provocation requires a show of force!"
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I thought you were one of the good guys,
"I thought you were one of the good guys,"
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You are Wayne John!
"You are Wayne John!"
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Adrian!
"Adrian!"
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Well, that's not the story your heart rate is telling.
"Well, that's not the story your heart rate is telling."
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A what?
"A what?"
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You know, an "I just want you to know."
"You know, an "I just want you to know.""
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It's like when people are like, "If we never see each other again,
"It's like when people are like, "If we never see each other again,"
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are recorded for posterity, Captain?
"are recorded for posterity, Captain?"
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Congratulations, I guess.
"Congratulations, I guess."
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And the queen of TikTok.
"And the queen of TikTok."
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That I'm a meme?
"That I'm a meme?"
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[sighing]
"[sighing]"
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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Can't really talk about it.
"Can't really talk about it."
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I don't know what to do.
"I don't know what to do."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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When you asked me out,
"When you asked me out,"
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Help me defy an order.
"Help me defy an order."
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Oh, God, I hate that.
"Oh, God, I hate that."
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Yeah, of course,
"Yeah, of course,"
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Oh, so interesting. Go on. I'm so interested.
"Oh, so interesting. Go on. I'm so interested."
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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Tell you what.
"Tell you what."
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Fuck it.
"Fuck it."
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but not as aggressive as home invasion-slash-murder?
"but not as aggressive as home invasion-slash-murder?"
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Balls!
"Balls!"
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All right, tell him I'll be right there.
"All right, tell him I'll be right there."
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Hey. Hey!
"Hey. Hey!"
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I wish I was black on the moon.
"I wish I was black on the moon."
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Thank you, sir.
"Thank you, sir."
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Captain, when we first met, you disobeyed an order.
"Captain, when we first met, you disobeyed an order."
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This is being recorded, General.
"This is being recorded, General."
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Angela, I think there are springs and bolts and such
"Angela, I think there are springs and bolts and such"
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in those Manchester Arms devices
"in those Manchester Arms devices"
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A passport, Costco card.
"A passport, Costco card."
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Gladly.
"Gladly."
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I'm going to count to 125.
"I'm going to count to 125."
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Just count to three.
"Just count to three."
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Counting to 125 will give you ample time to think it over.
"Counting to 125 will give you ample time to think it over."
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And don't try to run, Naird, or we'll shoot you in the back.
"And don't try to run, Naird, or we'll shoot you in the back."
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Her name is Captain Ali, sir.
"Her name is Captain Ali, sir."
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The big brainiac packed wrench after wrench.
"The big brainiac packed wrench after wrench."
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Boots on the moon.
"Boots on the moon."
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[exhales]
"[exhales]"
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Oh, okay.
"Oh, okay."
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[groans]
"[groans]"
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Yeah, I'm aware of that.
"Yeah, I'm aware of that."
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Fu...
"Fu..."
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All right.
"All right."
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No. I'm sitting next to your dad.
"No. I'm sitting next to your dad."
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I am the former Chief Scientist of Space Force.
"I am the former Chief Scientist of Space Force."
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Don't you try and stop me, Brad!
"Don't you try and stop me, Brad!"
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Yes, this is gas.
"Yes, this is gas."
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Mom, I'm in trouble,
"Mom, I'm in trouble,"
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Well, don't tell me that when I can't do anything.
"Well, don't tell me that when I can't do anything."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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Fuck.
"Fuck."
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[whispering] Do you have your lighter in your pocket?
"[whispering] Do you have your lighter in your pocket?"
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Or are you just glad to see me?
"Or are you just glad to see me?"
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What?
"What?"
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I have it.
"I have it."
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Fuck.
"Fuck."
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Fuck!
"Fuck!"
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Jesus! Erin, no helmet?
"Jesus! Erin, no helmet?"
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-So, who doesn't have your back? -Okay, yes.
"-So, who doesn't have your back? -Okay, yes."
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Let's do this thing.
"Let's do this thing."
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-Maggie? -[Maggie] Whoo!
"-Maggie? -[Maggie] Whoo!"
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but the spacemen are just a little tiny bit fucked.
"but the spacemen are just a little tiny bit fucked."
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["Spaceman" by Harry Nilsson playing]
"["Spaceman" by Harry Nilsson playing]"
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♪ Hey, Mother Earth Won't'cha bring me back down ♪
"♪ Hey, Mother Earth Won't'cha bring me back down ♪"
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♪ Safely to the sea? ♪
"♪ Safely to the sea? ♪"
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♪ But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad ♪
"♪ But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad ♪"
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♪ Yeah ♪
"♪ Yeah ♪"
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♪ 'Round and around and  Around and around and around ♪
"♪ 'Round and around and  Around and around and around ♪"
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♪ 'Round and around and  Around and around and around ♪
"♪ 'Round and around and  Around and around and around ♪"
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[rocket engine whooshing]
"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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[ominous music playing]
"[ominous music playing]"
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That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.
"That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen."
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It's desecrating a sacred object.
"It's desecrating a sacred object."
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Agreed. They just trampled over the American Koran.
"Agreed. They just trampled over the American Koran."
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Isn't that breaking a US law, even on the moon?
"Isn't that breaking a US law, even on the moon?"
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US law applies 200 miles from a US flag.
"US law applies 200 miles from a US flag."
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Two hundred miles from the coastline.
"Two hundred miles from the coastline."
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Now, is the moon 200 miles away?
"Now, is the moon 200 miles away?"
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It is not, and running over a flag is not illegal.
"It is not, and running over a flag is not illegal."
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You're not a lawyer, Naird.
"You're not a lawyer, Naird."
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They could argue that we abandoned that flag when we left the moon.
"They could argue that we abandoned that flag when we left the moon."
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That would make it trash.
"That would make it trash."
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Take... that... back.
"Take... that... back."
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Obviously, it's not trash.  It's the soul of America.
"Obviously, it's not trash.  It's the soul of America."
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We should run over one of their flags, tit for tat.
"We should run over one of their flags, tit for tat."
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Where we gonna find a Chinese flag on the moon?
"Where we gonna find a Chinese flag on the moon?"
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Make one out of our own?
"Make one out of our own?"
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You don't rip up an American flag to create a Chinese flag, you moron.
"You don't rip up an American flag to create a Chinese flag, you moron."
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