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Clips from Space Force - Conjugal Visit (S01E01)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 1, Episode 8 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 642 clips
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[Mallory] We got lucky with the master-welder applicants.
"[Mallory] We got lucky with the master-welder applicants."
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These are the best in the nation.
"These are the best in the nation."
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into something that's ready to launch three days from now.
"into something that's ready to launch three days from now."
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Oh, no. Moon habitation is my life's work.
"Oh, no. Moon habitation is my life's work."
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Chan, could you pack this stuff up for me? Thank you.
"Chan, could you pack this stuff up for me? Thank you."
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[whispers] I've got my, uh, conjugal visit today.
"[whispers] I've got my, uh, conjugal visit today."
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Don't put too much pressure on the act itself.
"Don't put too much pressure on the act itself."
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Okay, good!
"Okay, good!"
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Just make sure her eyes are healed before the launch.
"Just make sure her eyes are healed before the launch."
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[exhales]
"[exhales]"
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I find your presence grating.
"I find your presence grating."
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Huh.
"Huh."
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I see.
"I see."
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[door closes]
"[door closes]"
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[Obie] Oh, hey, General.
"[Obie] Oh, hey, General."
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Thank you, Hildy.
"Thank you, Hildy."
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Uh, people certainly seem invested in your fake trip.
"Uh, people certainly seem invested in your fake trip."
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-Mm-hmm. -Any problems, Brad'll take care of them.
"-Mm-hmm. -Any problems, Brad'll take care of them."
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-Yeah. -I'm coming with you.
"-Yeah. -I'm coming with you."
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I don't think that's a good idea.
"I don't think that's a good idea."
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Why not?
"Why not?"
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Shit.
"Shit."
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Jesus, Dad, what?
"Jesus, Dad, what?"
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[groaning] It...
"[groaning] It..."
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[Tony] Let's break it down.
"[Tony] Let's break it down."
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Okay, so we're looking  for American heroes.
"Okay, so we're looking  for American heroes."
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He was a Frankenstein without the bolts.
"He was a Frankenstein without the bolts."
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-You kidding me with that guy? -[laughing]
"-You kidding me with that guy? -[laughing]"
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All-American, University of Michigan football player.
"All-American, University of Michigan football player."
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Call the first one, Brad.
"Call the first one, Brad."
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-Hello? -Mr. Ely, congratulations.
"-Hello? -Mr. Ely, congratulations."
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You have been selected for Project Mayflower,
"You have been selected for Project Mayflower,"
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A million dollars.
"A million dollars."
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I mean, no government employee gets paid a million dollars, Mr. Ely.
"I mean, no government employee gets paid a million dollars, Mr. Ely."
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Sir, the United States of America
"Sir, the United States of America"
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We are answering the call of destiny.
"We are answering the call of destiny."
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colonoscopies.
"colonoscopies."
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to the specifics of that conversation.
"to the specifics of that conversation."
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[gate buzzes]
"[gate buzzes]"
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but it's okay.
"but it's okay."
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You know I'm not Korean, right?
"You know I'm not Korean, right?"
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-Don't get offended. -I'm not.
"-Don't get offended. -I'm not."
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One of 'em threw a fork at me in Marie Callender's.
"One of 'em threw a fork at me in Marie Callender's."
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I said something about his grandma.
"I said something about his grandma."
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Oof.
"Oof."
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-[Maggie] Mmm. -[Mark sighs]
"-[Maggie] Mmm. -[Mark sighs]"
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[Mark] Oh, I miss the way your bumps feel against my body.
"[Mark] Oh, I miss the way your bumps feel against my body."
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Well, I like it.
"Well, I like it."
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-Yeah? -Okay.
"-Yeah? -Okay."
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Yeah, no, it's just that--
"Yeah, no, it's just that--"
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No, it comes out of my commissary,
"No, it comes out of my commissary,"
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-Okay. All right. -I have to be...
"-Okay. All right. -I have to be..."
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No.
"No."
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Just seems like it's a little more active.
"Just seems like it's a little more active."
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Maybe we should see what happens if we...
"Maybe we should see what happens if we..."
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Yo! Erin!
"Yo! Erin!"
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Oh...
"Oh..."
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That guy? Ooh. He has cats.
"That guy? Ooh. He has cats."
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Since I can't see, my sense of smell is heightened.
"Since I can't see, my sense of smell is heightened."
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Fine.
"Fine."
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Yeah, that's very funny. You're very good at humor.
"Yeah, that's very funny. You're very good at humor."
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Louise said the president was mad at you.
"Louise said the president was mad at you."
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Maggie, I didn't mean to make you upset.
"Maggie, I didn't mean to make you upset."
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Well, that was the last one.
"Well, that was the last one."
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[chuckling] That's kinda fun.
"[chuckling] That's kinda fun."
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How many reviews does he have?
"How many reviews does he have?"
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Hey. Wait, are you dancing?
"Hey. Wait, are you dancing?"
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[woman panting]
"[woman panting]"
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How are you not tired?
"How are you not tired?"
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Not anymore?
"Not anymore?"
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[groans]
"[groans]"
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She runs the most exclusive book club in here.
"She runs the most exclusive book club in here."
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Hmm.
"Hmm."
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Oh. [laughs]
"Oh. [laughs]"
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What, did we think the Grand Canyon would be too overwhelming?
"What, did we think the Grand Canyon would be too overwhelming?"
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I don't wanna talk about that.
"I don't wanna talk about that."
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Well, I don't need to be distracted. I need to accept what is.
"Well, I don't need to be distracted. I need to accept what is."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Well...
"Well..."
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Do not quote the Air Force handbook to me.
"Do not quote the Air Force handbook to me."
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-"...and ideas..." -No.
"-"...and ideas..." -No."
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I'm gonna be in here for 40 years.
"I'm gonna be in here for 40 years."
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I can deal with complicated.
"I can deal with complicated."
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And I don't wanna lose that.
"And I don't wanna lose that."
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Oh, God. Okay. Well, that's unfair.
"Oh, God. Okay. Well, that's unfair."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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[groans]
"[groans]"
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I can't wait to get rid of you.
"I can't wait to get rid of you."
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You have kidnapped a woman
"You have kidnapped a woman"
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but it's hard to top that Y2K combination of excitement and fear.
"but it's hard to top that Y2K combination of excitement and fear."
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Definitely not.
"Definitely not."
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Was that a pause?
"Was that a pause?"
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I think an open marriage could work for us.
"I think an open marriage could work for us."
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It's more than twice a year. It's two visits a year.
"It's more than twice a year. It's two visits a year."
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[whistle blowing]
"[whistle blowing]"
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Maggie, what kind of man breaks his own vows?
"Maggie, what kind of man breaks his own vows?"
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You can't just change 'em after the fact. That's not how they work.
"You can't just change 'em after the fact. That's not how they work."
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You deserve to be happy.
"You deserve to be happy."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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I wanted Denver, and I got California.
"I wanted Denver, and I got California."
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will take off from this base
"will take off from this base"
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He's saying if they have to have sex, could it be her?
"He's saying if they have to have sex, could it be her?"
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Is that in all directions?
"Is that in all directions?"
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Dad!
"Dad!"
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♪ You once thought of me As a white knight on his steed ♪
"♪ You once thought of me As a white knight on his steed ♪"
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♪ Now you know how happy I can be ♪
"♪ Now you know how happy I can be ♪"
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♪ Oh, what can it mean ♪
"♪ Oh, what can it mean ♪"
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♪ Oh, what can it mean ♪
"♪ Oh, what can it mean ♪"
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♪ Cheer up, sleepy Jean ♪
"♪ Cheer up, sleepy Jean ♪"
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♪ To a daydream believer ♪
"♪ To a daydream believer ♪"
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♪ And a homecoming queen? ♪
"♪ And a homecoming queen? ♪"
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[rocket engine whooshing]
"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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Our top electrician prospect
"Our top electrician prospect"
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is a contractor working out of Chicago.
"is a contractor working out of Chicago."
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He already has confidential security clearance,
"He already has confidential security clearance,"
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so that should save some--
"so that should save some--"
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I'm sorry. Are we interrupting your workout?
"I'm sorry. Are we interrupting your workout?"
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Would you like us to come back when you're done?
"Would you like us to come back when you're done?"
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Okay, cranky, I can still do this while you talk.
"Okay, cranky, I can still do this while you talk."
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Well, if I'm cranky, it's because I'm running myself ragged
"Well, if I'm cranky, it's because I'm running myself ragged"
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