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Clips from Space Force - Mark and Mallory Go to Washington (S01E01)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 1, Episode 3 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 567 clips
Comedy

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Do you see it?
"Do you see it?"
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[Chan] No.
"[Chan] No."
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at the budget hearing in Washington,
"at the budget hearing in Washington,"
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Uh, Duncan, this is Dr. Adrian Mallory.
"Uh, Duncan, this is Dr. Adrian Mallory."
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Anything?
"Anything?"
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Ugh.
"Ugh."
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Okay, stop.
"Okay, stop."
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Space Force is a bright, shiny new object
"Space Force is a bright, shiny new object"
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that is asking for the least amount of money
"that is asking for the least amount of money"
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We haven't started any wars.
"We haven't started any wars."
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Stop! I'll be back at 2100 hours. Hold down the fort.
"Stop! I'll be back at 2100 hours. Hold down the fort."
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Scientists are weird.
"Scientists are weird."
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Adrian, here's the deal.
"Adrian, here's the deal."
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if we tell them we're going to use it to give rats stomachaches.
"if we tell them we're going to use it to give rats stomachaches."
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And now, he lives under a bridge like a troll.
"And now, he lives under a bridge like a troll."
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Yeah. My day's wide open, so I can go to DC with you.
"Yeah. My day's wide open, so I can go to DC with you."
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-Captain Ali? -Yes, sir?
"-Captain Ali? -Yes, sir?"
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[moaning]
"[moaning]"
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Oh, I'm sorry. I bet you wish you didn't flip off your teacher now, huh?
"Oh, I'm sorry. I bet you wish you didn't flip off your teacher now, huh?"
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Bitch, I got straight A's
"Bitch, I got straight A's"
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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No, I live in DC.
"No, I live in DC."
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[Mallory] Is it ironic we're taking  an empty C-130
"[Mallory] Is it ironic we're taking  an empty C-130"
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[Mark] Adrian, stop spitting.
"[Mark] Adrian, stop spitting."
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[groaning]
"[groaning]"
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Hey, guys!
"Hey, guys!"
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-[Marine general] Hey, Naird? -Hmm?
"-[Marine general] Hey, Naird? -Hmm?"
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He is just a pain in the ass.
"He is just a pain in the ass."
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Why wouldn't I be?
"Why wouldn't I be?"
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-Kneel. -What?
"-Kneel. -What?"
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Three if you have uterine fibroids. She knows what I'm talking about.
"Three if you have uterine fibroids. She knows what I'm talking about."
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[grunting]
"[grunting]"
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I can't believe this is how you spend your free time.
"I can't believe this is how you spend your free time."
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You could maybe work out, or anything.
"You could maybe work out, or anything."
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[Julio] I fucking nailed it!
"[Julio] I fucking nailed it!"
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Hey. You two. Get back here.
"Hey. You two. Get back here."
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-That's very far, ma'am. -And back.
"-That's very far, ma'am. -And back."
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[laughing]
"[laughing]"
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So, I thought you'd be Miss Popular in school.
"So, I thought you'd be Miss Popular in school."
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Okay? I even pretended to like hunting.
"Okay? I even pretended to like hunting."
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Damn shame about the ice.
"Damn shame about the ice."
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Yeah, I... I care about the ice...
"Yeah, I... I care about the ice..."
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Ice birds.
"Ice birds."
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and none of the oversight.
"and none of the oversight."
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Oh, we're not having this conversation.
"Oh, we're not having this conversation."
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"One small snack for a man, one large soda for mankind."
""One small snack for a man, one large soda for mankind.""
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And I got it.
"And I got it."
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My puss?
"My puss?"
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I'm seeing someone. And, uh, "my age," too young for me.
"I'm seeing someone. And, uh, "my age," too young for me."
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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Representative Pitosi.
"Representative Pitosi."
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We don't have that kind of relationship, General.
"We don't have that kind of relationship, General."
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Yes, understood.
"Yes, understood."
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Maybe just play on your phone for the rest of the day.
"Maybe just play on your phone for the rest of the day."
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And also, your father?
"And also, your father?"
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-Yeah. -[Erin] Okay.
"-Yeah. -[Erin] Okay."
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Bye.
"Bye."
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[clears throat]
"[clears throat]"
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-Yeah, no, feels like a good match. -Shut up.
"-Yeah, no, feels like a good match. -Shut up."
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that you could be ruining your life with, right?
"that you could be ruining your life with, right?"
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What? No, girl, I'm just jealous, okay?
"What? No, girl, I'm just jealous, okay?"
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You know what that means.
"You know what that means."
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Gentlemen...
"Gentlemen..."
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Panties.
"Panties."
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How about, "Dr. Mallory will now explain
"How about, "Dr. Mallory will now explain"
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Uh...
"Uh..."
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General Naird,
"General Naird,"
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God's holy hellfire upon our enemies
"God's holy hellfire upon our enemies"
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Okay!
"Okay!"
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Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas.
"Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas."
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All due respect, but under General Grabaston,
"All due respect, but under General Grabaston,"
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It is my job
"It is my job"
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-That is top secret. -Yes, I can see that.
"-That is top secret. -Yes, I can see that."
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Making the world a better and cleaner place.
"Making the world a better and cleaner place."
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I can yield to our youngest member,
"I can yield to our youngest member,"
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It is a condition.
"It is a condition."
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Drinking Bird Syndrome.
"Drinking Bird Syndrome."
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What am I supposed to do here?
"What am I supposed to do here?"
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Get a job.
"Get a job."
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Like where?
"Like where?"
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I'm a high school junior with no skills.
"I'm a high school junior with no skills."
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What?
"What?"
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Yeah, I mean, it's either that or the strip club.
"Yeah, I mean, it's either that or the strip club."
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Oh, that is until you  eat enough soft serve
"Oh, that is until you  eat enough soft serve"
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Mmm.
"Mmm."
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-Dollar-fifty? -It costs $10,000.
"-Dollar-fifty? -It costs $10,000."
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I wanna be able to tell my constituents on food stamps
"I wanna be able to tell my constituents on food stamps"
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One thing you learn in the military is that money doesn't matter.
"One thing you learn in the military is that money doesn't matter."
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People matter.
"People matter."
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to put one astronaut in a position
"to put one astronaut in a position"
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Well, there is no substitute in space for this planet.
"Well, there is no substitute in space for this planet."
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this country has enough wealth
"this country has enough wealth"
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Pretty words,
"Pretty words,"
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Chief Scientist, Space Force.
"Chief Scientist, Space Force."
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potentially saving tens of thousands of American lives
"potentially saving tens of thousands of American lives"
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Not every country with a presence in space
"Not every country with a presence in space"
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Dr. Mallory came to me recently with a project near and dear to his heart.
"Dr. Mallory came to me recently with a project near and dear to his heart."
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[rocket engine whooshing]
"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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[suspenseful music playing]
"[suspenseful music playing]"
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No mention of rats, mice, rodents,
"No mention of rats, mice, rodents,"
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rodent blood pressure tests?
"rodent blood pressure tests?"
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None.
"None."
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Wait.
"Wait."
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So close to "mouse appropriations."
"So close to "mouse appropriations.""
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This is an affront.
"This is an affront."
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Is he in?
"Is he in?"
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Yes. Yes, he is.
"Yes. Yes, he is."
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What is this regarding?
"What is this regarding?"
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I am testifying with General Naird today
"I am testifying with General Naird today"
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and I would like to know why my science budget
"and I would like to know why my science budget"
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pales in comparison
"pales in comparison"
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to the riches devoted to turning space into an orgy of death.
"to the riches devoted to turning space into an orgy of death."
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ID?
"ID?"
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I left my ID at the lab.
"I left my ID at the lab."
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No one gets in without ID.
"No one gets in without ID."
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Brad, will you tell this prepubescent killing machine who I am?
"Brad, will you tell this prepubescent killing machine who I am?"
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Well, I could confirm that if he presented some ID.
"Well, I could confirm that if he presented some ID."
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I entered the building without ID.
"I entered the building without ID."
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They should not have allowed that.
"They should not have allowed that."
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[safety clicks]
"[safety clicks]"
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