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Clips from Space Force - The Chinese Delegation (S02E02)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 2, Episode 3 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 568 clips
Comedy

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[rumbling]
"[rumbling]"
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[rocket engine whooshing]
"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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[woman] To be honest, her grades aren't great.
"[woman] To be honest, her grades aren't great."
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- [Mark] Hmm. - But Erin is a very special young lady,
"- [Mark] Hmm. - But Erin is a very special young lady,"
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and I think that if she could keep a top GPA at a community college,
"and I think that if she could keep a top GPA at a community college,"
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that would be enough to get her into CU Denver in a couple of years.
"that would be enough to get her into CU Denver in a couple of years."
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Hey! Go Buffaloes.
"Hey! Go Buffaloes."
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University of Colorado would be lucky to have our daughter.
"University of Colorado would be lucky to have our daughter."
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[chuckles] How about Brown? I'm a legacy.
"[chuckles] How about Brown? I'm a legacy."
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Maybe I could get her an internship at Space Force.
"Maybe I could get her an internship at Space Force."
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That might help out, right?
"That might help out, right?"
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Mark, maybe we should pay a coach to put her on the soccer team.
"Mark, maybe we should pay a coach to put her on the soccer team."
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No, no, no, no. People tried to do that, and they went to jail.
"No, no, no, no. People tried to do that, and they went to jail."
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Like I care. 'Cause that extra three weeks would be insufferable.
"Like I care. 'Cause that extra three weeks would be insufferable."
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My mom is in prison.
"My mom is in prison."
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- I know. - We don't need to talk about that.
"- I know. - We don't need to talk about that."
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Mrs. Naird, I'm very impressed that, as a convict,
"Mrs. Naird, I'm very impressed that, as a convict,"
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you want a better life for your daughter.
"you want a better life for your daughter."
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How about a trade school? Concrete pouring is very hot these days.
"How about a trade school? Concrete pouring is very hot these days."
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Oh, you know, Louise was a cement mason.
"Oh, you know, Louise was a cement mason."
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Very strong union.
"Very strong union."
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Louise is my mom's lover.
"Louise is my mom's lover."
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- All right. - She's also her guard.
"- All right. - She's also her guard."
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We don't need to talk about that.
"We don't need to talk about that."
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Cement mason.
"Cement mason."
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I guess I've heard worse ideas.
"I guess I've heard worse ideas."
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How do you feel about that? You like cement? That interest you?
"How do you feel about that? You like cement? That interest you?"
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[upbeat marching tune plays]
"[upbeat marching tune plays]"
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Naird, regarding this upcoming visit with the Chinese space agency to Wild Horse,
"Naird, regarding this upcoming visit with the Chinese space agency to Wild Horse,"
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the President wants you to strike a treaty with the Chinese
"the President wants you to strike a treaty with the Chinese"
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to ensure that we share resources on the moon.
"to ensure that we share resources on the moon."
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The space race is the new cold war.
"The space race is the new cold war."
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The whole world is watching to see if we deserve to lead it.
"The whole world is watching to see if we deserve to lead it."
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We will crush them, sir. We've got this in the bag.
"We will crush them, sir. We've got this in the bag."
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But it's important that you show tact and civility.
"But it's important that you show tact and civility."
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We don't wanna come off like a bunch of cowboys.
"We don't wanna come off like a bunch of cowboys."
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- 1995 Super Bowl champs. - All right.
"- 1995 Super Bowl champs. - All right."
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See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
"See, that's exactly what I'm talking about."
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This whole "yahoo" mentality.
"This whole "yahoo" mentality."
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And also, the Cowboys title was in 1996.
"And also, the Cowboys title was in 1996."
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Well, don't I have egg on my face?
"Well, don't I have egg on my face?"
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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Brad, you actually do have egg on your face.
"Brad, you actually do have egg on your face."
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I didn't have eggs for breakfast. Huh. Probably a story there.
"I didn't have eggs for breakfast. Huh. Probably a story there."
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[Tony] Okay, we just got a list of the Chinese delegates that are attending,
"[Tony] Okay, we just got a list of the Chinese delegates that are attending,"
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and there are some heavy hitters on this list.
"and there are some heavy hitters on this list."
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Highly decorated General Gao. Got the head of science, Dr. Zhang.
"Highly decorated General Gao. Got the head of science, Dr. Zhang."
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[Mallory] Dr. Zhang?
"[Mallory] Dr. Zhang?"
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The same Dr. Zhang who called me a duck and is a moon-landing denier?
"The same Dr. Zhang who called me a duck and is a moon-landing denier?"
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Dr. Mallory, remember, diplomacy.
"Dr. Mallory, remember, diplomacy."
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Oh, don't worry.
"Oh, don't worry."
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I'll show the ant-brained dunce a great time.
"I'll show the ant-brained dunce a great time."
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Also, the lead astronaut from the moon mission, Dr. Lim.
"Also, the lead astronaut from the moon mission, Dr. Lim."
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Ooh. Dr. Lim is coming?
"Ooh. Dr. Lim is coming?"
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Yeah, Dr. Lim.
"Yeah, Dr. Lim."
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Yes. Oh, he's the best.
"Yes. Oh, he's the best."
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He's the only person to ever beat me in Uno. On the moon.
"He's the only person to ever beat me in Uno. On the moon."
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Yeah, he's very talented and smart. He's a great guy.
"Yeah, he's very talented and smart. He's a great guy."
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I think we should honor our guests with an authentic Chinese banquet.
"I think we should honor our guests with an authentic Chinese banquet."
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- Yes! That's a great idea. - I have the Panda Express on speed dial.
"- Yes! That's a great idea. - I have the Panda Express on speed dial."
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Good luck with that.
"Good luck with that."
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Even the Panda Express here closed down because locals found the food too "spicy."
"Even the Panda Express here closed down because locals found the food too "spicy.""
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You know, Mr. Chu in San Francisco is an old friend of mine.
"You know, Mr. Chu in San Francisco is an old friend of mine."
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The Chus? Like, the top Michelin Chinese restaurant in all of California?
"The Chus? Like, the top Michelin Chinese restaurant in all of California?"
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We actually used to date, uh,
"We actually used to date, uh,"
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but then he took the braised abalone off the menu,
"but then he took the braised abalone off the menu,"
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and I took the hint.
"and I took the hint."
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You know what, sir? I could actually teach you Chinese etiquette.
"You know what, sir? I could actually teach you Chinese etiquette."
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I spent some time over at Guangzhou for my term abroad.
"I spent some time over at Guangzhou for my term abroad."
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I'm sorry, but there's no way you studied abroad and are still the way you are.
"I'm sorry, but there's no way you studied abroad and are still the way you are."
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[speaks Mandarin]
"[speaks Mandarin]"
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- Yeah. - Yeah?
"- Yeah. - Yeah?"
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Ah!
"Ah!"
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And, uh, I can play the erhu, General.
"And, uh, I can play the erhu, General."
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- What? - What?
"- What? - What?"
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What's the erhu?
"What's the erhu?"
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- A classic Chinese instrument. - [Chan] Yeah.
"- A classic Chinese instrument. - [Chan] Yeah."
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It's basically our version of the violin.
"It's basically our version of the violin."
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Or, should I say, the violin is the bastardized Western version
"Or, should I say, the violin is the bastardized Western version"
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of our erhu.
"of our erhu."
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Uh-oh!
"Uh-oh!"
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It's gorgeous. It's got two strings. It's made out of python skin.
"It's gorgeous. It's got two strings. It's made out of python skin."
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Wow! You all seem to know a shitload about Chinese culture.
"Wow! You all seem to know a shitload about Chinese culture."
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- Well, I'm Chinese. - All right. I have to cram.
"- Well, I'm Chinese. - All right. I have to cram."
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Don't worry. I am a quick study.
"Don't worry. I am a quick study."
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At the age of three, I learned how to tie my shoe in 15 minutes.
"At the age of three, I learned how to tie my shoe in 15 minutes."
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Oh, I love that story.
"Oh, I love that story."
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Wait. Is it the left one for dessert and the right one for dinner?
"Wait. Is it the left one for dessert and the right one for dinner?"
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Yes.
"Yes."
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I knew it.
"I knew it."
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- They're probably gonna give you a gift. - Yes.
"- They're probably gonna give you a gift. - Yes."
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You wanna make sure you use both hands to receive and give gifts.
"You wanna make sure you use both hands to receive and give gifts."
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- Okay. - And then you wanna take a little bow.
"- Okay. - And then you wanna take a little bow."
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- But not too much. - That's way too much.
"- But not too much. - That's way too much."
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- [Mark] Okay. - You're out of control.
"- [Mark] Okay. - You're out of control."
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Yeah, past 45 degrees, you look... Okay. Like...
"Yeah, past 45 degrees, you look... Okay. Like..."
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- I look... - You look Japanese.
"- I look... - You look Japanese."
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Is that bad?
"Is that bad?"
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- Well, just... - It's different.
"- Well, just... - It's different."
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- Confusing. - Yeah.
"- Confusing. - Yeah."
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- Yeah. - [Mark] Okay, so a small bow.
"- Yeah. - [Mark] Okay, so a small bow."
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[Tony] There it is.
"[Tony] There it is."
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- Ooh! - Oh no. You look like Quasimodo.
"- Ooh! - Oh no. You look like Quasimodo."
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Hey, he was a good guy. Got a raw deal.
"Hey, he was a good guy. Got a raw deal."
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- Yeah. - Okay, follow me.
"- Yeah. - Okay, follow me."
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Set up this little tea thing for you.
"Set up this little tea thing for you."
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- Forever learning. Forever learning. - Yes.
"- Forever learning. Forever learning. - Yes."
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When someone is pouring you tea,
"When someone is pouring you tea,"
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you wanna lightly tap the table with two fingers.
"you wanna lightly tap the table with two fingers."
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It's a sign of respect.
"It's a sign of respect."
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- That's great. - Ah!
"- That's great. - Ah!"
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In America, when you tap the table,
"In America, when you tap the table,"
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it's a sign you want the blackjack dealer to give you another card.
"it's a sign you want the blackjack dealer to give you another card."
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Yes, Brad.
"Yes, Brad."
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Every Chinese person's been to Vegas. It's our Mecca.
"Every Chinese person's been to Vegas. It's our Mecca."
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Oh, well, except for the Muslim Chinese. 'Cause Mecca is their Mecca.
"Oh, well, except for the Muslim Chinese. 'Cause Mecca is their Mecca."
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Okay, the key thing to remember
"Okay, the key thing to remember"
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- is family's extremely important. - That's right.
"- is family's extremely important. - That's right."
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Every Chinese parent loves to brag about their kids.
"Every Chinese parent loves to brag about their kids."
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