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Clips from Space Force - The Launch (S01E01)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 1, Episode 1 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 724 clips
Comedy

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[man] Four-star general.
"[man] Four-star general."
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There is no rank higher in the United States military.
"There is no rank higher in the United States military."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Like me.
"Like me."
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I knew that already.
"I knew that already."
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Why is Kick still in the room? I don't-- Hmm.
"Why is Kick still in the room? I don't-- Hmm."
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[snorts]
"[snorts]"
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Actually, he said, "Boobs on the moon," but we believe that to be a typo.
"Actually, he said, "Boobs on the moon," but we believe that to be a typo."
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[crickets chirping]
"[crickets chirping]"
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[tap running]
"[tap running]"
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So, how are you handling this?
"So, how are you handling this?"
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I know you wanted the Air Force, and you're not the most flexible person.
"I know you wanted the Air Force, and you're not the most flexible person."
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[Mark] I can be flexible  if I'm ordered to be.
"[Mark] I can be flexible  if I'm ordered to be."
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But then I saw this painting. John Paul Jones.
"But then I saw this painting. John Paul Jones."
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By about 2,000 miles.
"By about 2,000 miles."
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-We're going to Colorado. -What?
"-We're going to Colorado. -What?"
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we might have boots on the moon.
"we might have boots on the moon."
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What base?
"What base?"
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♪ Nobody cares about me ♪
"♪ Nobody cares about me ♪"
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♪ I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon ♪
"♪ I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon ♪"
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♪ Yeah ♪
"♪ Yeah ♪"
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-Big launch today, sir. -Yes.
"-Big launch today, sir. -Yes."
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Don't worry. We have a new helo pilot.
"Don't worry. We have a new helo pilot."
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You have a light day today, so you can start in the gym,
"You have a light day today, so you can start in the gym,"
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Yes, he is.
"Yes, he is."
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If you've lost that,
"If you've lost that,"
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Nothing is above my pay grade at this base.
"Nothing is above my pay grade at this base."
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[grunting]
"[grunting]"
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What are you doing in here?
"What are you doing in here?"
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That is not accurate, Yuri.
"That is not accurate, Yuri."
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I'm sure if the president would like me to show you something,
"I'm sure if the president would like me to show you something,"
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[sergeant] ♪ Outer space is very cold ♪
"[sergeant] ♪ Outer space is very cold ♪"
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[soldiers] ♪ Outer space is very cold... ♪
"[soldiers] ♪ Outer space is very cold... ♪"
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Yo! Oh.
"Yo! Oh."
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[elevator dings]
"[elevator dings]"
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Will Yellowjacket be impressive enough?
"Will Yellowjacket be impressive enough?"
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[Mark grunts]
"[Mark grunts]"
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Oh. Hey. Looks good.
"Oh. Hey. Looks good."
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-Like the yellow fins. -Mm-hmm.
"-Like the yellow fins. -Mm-hmm."
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[exhaling]
"[exhaling]"
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All right.
"All right."
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-You know there's a new Star Wars out? -Yes.
"-You know there's a new Star Wars out? -Yes."
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And Wendy's has a new hamburger that they're serving rare, so...
"And Wendy's has a new hamburger that they're serving rare, so..."
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Do you even understand what is at stake here?
"Do you even understand what is at stake here?"
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You get likes by dunking on the Twitter accounts
"You get likes by dunking on the Twitter accounts"
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Your services will no longer be needed here at Space Force.
"Your services will no longer be needed here at Space Force."
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Where are you?
"Where are you?"
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It's good for you. Come on out.
"It's good for you. Come on out."
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A little low, don't you think?
"A little low, don't you think?"
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I'm flying safely, sir.
"I'm flying safely, sir."
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At your discretion.
"At your discretion."
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You're, uh-- You're rated for F-35s, aren't you, sir?
"You're, uh-- You're rated for F-35s, aren't you, sir?"
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That's dope, sir.
"That's dope, sir."
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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What's your name?
"What's your name?"
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ROTC?
"ROTC?"
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OCS. Uh, I'm actually a prior.
"OCS. Uh, I'm actually a prior."
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Air Force or Space Force?
"Air Force or Space Force?"
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that sustains life.
"that sustains life."
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Hashtag "awesome," huh?
"Hashtag "awesome," huh?"
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Well, guess what, kids?
"Well, guess what, kids?"
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We're going back.
"We're going back."
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Boots on the moon.
"Boots on the moon."
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Can't be certain where the boots will actually be made.
"Can't be certain where the boots will actually be made."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Yuri?
"Yuri?"
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That's the Bobby that you've been seeing? He's ten years older than you.
"That's the Bobby that you've been seeing? He's ten years older than you."
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[door beeps, opens]
"[door beeps, opens]"
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[chuckles softly]
"[chuckles softly]"
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[Mark sighs]
"[Mark sighs]"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Ugh.
"Ugh."
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[sighs] I miss you. Very much.
"[sighs] I miss you. Very much."
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Absolutely not. I don't want you to bring this up again.
"Absolutely not. I don't want you to bring this up again."
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[exhaling]
"[exhaling]"
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with this older Russian guy,
"with this older Russian guy,"
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Thin ice, Captain.
"Thin ice, Captain."
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Thin ice.
"Thin ice."
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General Naird.
"General Naird."
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unless the bowling alley is curved,
"unless the bowling alley is curved,"
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-I have complete confidence in you, ma'am. -Okay, it's Kelly.
"-I have complete confidence in you, ma'am. -Okay, it's Kelly."
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It's Kelly.
"It's Kelly."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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-Oh. Nice of you to join us. -My apologies.
"-Oh. Nice of you to join us. -My apologies."
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Sushi?
"Sushi?"
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How much are taxpayers paying to fly that in?
"How much are taxpayers paying to fly that in?"
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What kind of armament will it have on board?
"What kind of armament will it have on board?"
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But if I had a laser cannon,
"But if I had a laser cannon,"
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Dad, is everything all right?
"Dad, is everything all right?"
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You know, I'm feeling a little draggy.
"You know, I'm feeling a little draggy."
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Okay, Dad, is the caretaker there? Please put the caretaker on.
"Okay, Dad, is the caretaker there? Please put the caretaker on."
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No, Dad. Dad, don't do--
"No, Dad. Dad, don't do--"
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-Is the caretaker there, Dad? -Uh, yeah.
"-Is the caretaker there, Dad? -Uh, yeah."
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-What are you doing? -Put the caretaker on.
"-What are you doing? -Put the caretaker on."
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-Put the caretaker on. -Get in the house.
"-Put the caretaker on. -Get in the house."
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Your father should be in the hospital.
"Your father should be in the hospital."
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Your mama is somewhere in the streets in her nightgown.
"Your mama is somewhere in the streets in her nightgown."
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-Text me when she's in the car. -Okay. Thank you, Mr. Naird.
"-Text me when she's in the car. -Okay. Thank you, Mr. Naird."
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Yeah, it is a complete shit show.
"Yeah, it is a complete shit show."
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-Oh, thank you, sir. -[Mark exhales]
"-Oh, thank you, sir. -[Mark exhales]"
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We can't risk it.
"We can't risk it."
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Now, how many times can a country waste the entire lifetime earnings
"Now, how many times can a country waste the entire lifetime earnings"
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Are you still upset about the button covers?
"Are you still upset about the button covers?"
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A thousand dollars for a plastic button cover?
"A thousand dollars for a plastic button cover?"
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-[automated voice] Three. -[alarms blaring]
"-[automated voice] Three. -[alarms blaring]"
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-Two. -Shit.
"-Two. -Shit."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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The proper humidity for launch is 40 percent.
"The proper humidity for launch is 40 percent."
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Today it is at 54 percent.
"Today it is at 54 percent."
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[Mark] Mm-hmm.
"[Mark] Mm-hmm."
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Where you from, Chan?
"Where you from, Chan?"
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♪ Bodies in the sand ♪
"♪ Bodies in the sand ♪"
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♪ We'll be falling in love To the rhythm of a steel drum band ♪
"♪ We'll be falling in love To the rhythm of a steel drum band ♪"
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♪ To Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪
"♪ To Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪"
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♪ That's where we want to go ♪
"♪ That's where we want to go ♪"
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-What? -See you at 1700.
"-What? -See you at 1700."
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Sheila? Yeah.
"Sheila? Yeah."
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Don't, don't-- Please don't skitter away.
"Don't, don't-- Please don't skitter away."
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Please, this is for your own safety.
"Please, this is for your own safety."
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and, of course, the Miracle on Ice.
"and, of course, the Miracle on Ice."
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