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Clips from Space Force - Save Epsilon 6! (S01E01)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 1, Episode 2 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 638 clips
Comedy

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[calm music playing]
"[calm music playing]"
Space Force
[Mark] Goddamnit!
"[Mark] Goddamnit!"
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Motherfucker!
"Motherfucker!"
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-[engine revving]  -[tires squealing]
"-[engine revving]  -[tires squealing]"
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[music stops]
"[music stops]"
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Perhaps I come in, and we finish this.
"Perhaps I come in, and we finish this."
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It's trig.
"It's trig."
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Of study?
"Of study?"
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He promised he'd do it with me.
"He promised he'd do it with me."
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My guys are estimating we have around ten hours
"My guys are estimating we have around ten hours"
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We're gonna Apollo 13 the shit out of this thing!
"We're gonna Apollo 13 the shit out of this thing!"
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I think we should try to get the panels and reattach them.
"I think we should try to get the panels and reattach them."
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And how are we powering the thrusters?
"And how are we powering the thrusters?"
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[Brad panting] I'm here.
"[Brad panting] I'm here."
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Oh! This is a fun  sleepover kind of energy, huh?
"Oh! This is a fun  sleepover kind of energy, huh?"
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Oh, well, I didn't realize that Belgium had a space force.
"Oh, well, I didn't realize that Belgium had a space force."
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Would the thrust chamber  assembly cluster...
"Would the thrust chamber  assembly cluster..."
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La-la-la, listen. Are you familiar with the sonic boom?
"La-la-la, listen. Are you familiar with the sonic boom?"
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Next card, please!
"Next card, please!"
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and noodle it around a little bit?
"and noodle it around a little bit?"
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All right, let's not just dismiss that out of hand.
"All right, let's not just dismiss that out of hand."
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Are we now pretending we have tons of time?
"Are we now pretending we have tons of time?"
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Okay, then who would like to elaborate on their idea of "bomb"?
"Okay, then who would like to elaborate on their idea of "bomb"?"
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[Mallory] Assess and inventory.
"[Mallory] Assess and inventory."
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I don't have the security clearance to see what it is.
"I don't have the security clearance to see what it is."
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Okay. It's open.
"Okay. It's open."
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This was not a scientifically useful mission, guys.
"This was not a scientifically useful mission, guys."
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I kept it from you.
"I kept it from you."
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It was a very successful mission, ordered by POTUS himself,
"It was a very successful mission, ordered by POTUS himself,"
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Okay, also on board: assorted tool package 2-A.
"Okay, also on board: assorted tool package 2-A."
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that footage of a dogstronaut and a chimpstronaut would be worthwhile
"that footage of a dogstronaut and a chimpstronaut would be worthwhile"
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what's the word?
"what's the word?"
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That reminds me, someone release Fuck Tony from the brig.
"That reminds me, someone release Fuck Tony from the brig."
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Wait, look, why do you distrust scientists?
"Wait, look, why do you distrust scientists?"
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It's standard. The reentry capsules are too expensive for animal missions.
"It's standard. The reentry capsules are too expensive for animal missions."
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That is cute, though.
"That is cute, though."
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Okay, well, that's not gonna happen.
"Okay, well, that's not gonna happen."
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It had better happen because it is our best hope
"It had better happen because it is our best hope"
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Marcus?
"Marcus?"
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[Marcus chittering]
"[Marcus chittering]"
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Yes. He's saying "baby monkey."
"Yes. He's saying "baby monkey.""
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Oh. Jesus, he misses his children.
"Oh. Jesus, he misses his children."
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Probably just sick of his regular chimp food.
"Probably just sick of his regular chimp food."
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-What? -Tell him!
"-What? -Tell him!"
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Tell him, "I know bored.
"Tell him, "I know bored."
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Help Space Force.
"Help Space Force."
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[Mark] He's doing it. Look at that, look at that.
"[Mark] He's doing it. Look at that, look at that."
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There's the tool wall.
"There's the tool wall."
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[trainer] Probably the cordless drill.
"[trainer] Probably the cordless drill."
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Six hours, 18 minutes.
"Six hours, 18 minutes."
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Trig? Yeah. That was the name of Roy Rogers' horse.
"Trig? Yeah. That was the name of Roy Rogers' horse."
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[farting]
"[farting]"
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Okay. Love you.
"Okay. Love you."
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[Mark] There!
"[Mark] There!"
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I think he is slowing down, though.
"I think he is slowing down, though."
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Oh, no, he just turned away.
"Oh, no, he just turned away."
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What are you doing here?
"What are you doing here?"
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This one felt more like a "fired" type thing.
"This one felt more like a "fired" type thing."
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You can do it, Marcus.
"You can do it, Marcus."
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He's got the chimp out of the capsule.
"He's got the chimp out of the capsule."
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kicking ass at the scene.
"kicking ass at the scene."
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to connect the panel onto the body of the craft.
"to connect the panel onto the body of the craft."
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-All right. No. Don't... -[clanging]
"-All right. No. Don't... -[clanging]"
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-Don't do that. -Whoa.
"-Don't do that. -Whoa."
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[Mark] No!
"[Mark] No!"
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-Don't smash. What are you telling him? -[continues shrieking]
"-Don't smash. What are you telling him? -[continues shrieking]"
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and my career is at stake!
"and my career is at stake!"
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Wait.
"Wait."
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Drill for the general's food-work.
"Drill for the general's food-work."
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Is he supposed to let go or hold on? Get him to let go of it!
"Is he supposed to let go or hold on? Get him to let go of it!"
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Oh! Damn it!
"Oh! Damn it!"
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He's heading on a trajectory to intercept the sun sometime next week.
"He's heading on a trajectory to intercept the sun sometime next week."
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Oh, fuck me!
"Oh, fuck me!"
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Marcus, Marcus, Marcus, Marcus...
"Marcus, Marcus, Marcus, Marcus..."
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Oh, you did not deserve that, Marcus.
"Oh, you did not deserve that, Marcus."
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You tried so hard.
"You tried so hard."
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And how is that different than veal?
"And how is that different than veal?"
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-'Cause we are doing it. -It's about 50 to 400 million dollars.
"-'Cause we are doing it. -It's about 50 to 400 million dollars."
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...this is General Naird.
"...this is General Naird."
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Thank you, Marcus.
"Thank you, Marcus."
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did not go as planned.
"did not go as planned."
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Clearly.
"Clearly."
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Long story short,
"Long story short,"
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[Mark] Yes.
"[Mark] Yes."
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Marcus, God bless you.
"Marcus, God bless you."
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I follow him, yeah.
"I follow him, yeah."
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The dog is eaten. Oh, my God.
"The dog is eaten. Oh, my God."
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Theodore is the real hero here, not that fuckin' monkey!
"Theodore is the real hero here, not that fuckin' monkey!"
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[Marcus chattering excitedly]
"[Marcus chattering excitedly]"
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No.
"No."
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No! You will resist the enemy at all costs.
"No! You will resist the enemy at all costs."
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Marcus, don't...
"Marcus, don't..."
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[Mark] Do not go with them! Marcus, they are the--
"[Mark] Do not go with them! Marcus, they are the--"
Space Force
You're not doing it.
"You're not doing it."
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[stammering] You!
"[stammering] You!"
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Dog-eating bastard!
"Dog-eating bastard!"
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[groaning] Uh...
"[groaning] Uh..."
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I'll take it in my office.
"I'll take it in my office."
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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Well, I really screwed up tonight, spaceman.
"Well, I really screwed up tonight, spaceman."
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[clears throat emotionally]
"[clears throat emotionally]"
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It's our first Space Force casualty. It's just sort of weighing on me.
"It's our first Space Force casualty. It's just sort of weighing on me."
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He was eaten by a crewmate.
"He was eaten by a crewmate."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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[scoffs]
"[scoffs]"
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-And the other one is 45. -[Erin] Right.
"-And the other one is 45. -[Erin] Right."
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[Mark] So 90 right angle. Really pretty easy.
"[Mark] So 90 right angle. Really pretty easy."
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[Mark] Draw the unit circle.
"[Mark] Draw the unit circle."
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[theme music playing]
"[theme music playing]"
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[rocket engine whooshing]
"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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[Mark inhaling sharply] Motherfucker!
"[Mark inhaling sharply] Motherfucker!"
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-What? What is it? -Take a look.
"-What? What is it? -Take a look."
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We have to get back to work!
"We have to get back to work!"
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Wait, are you okay to drive?
"Wait, are you okay to drive?"
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-Yeah. -You sure?
"-Yeah. -You sure?"
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Oh, yeah! Acts of foreign aggression really sober me up!
"Oh, yeah! Acts of foreign aggression really sober me up!"
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[dance music blaring on car stereo]
"[dance music blaring on car stereo]"
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Can't. Lots of math homework due tomorrow.
"Can't. Lots of math homework due tomorrow."
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Great, I'll help you. It's gonna be like a study date.
"Great, I'll help you. It's gonna be like a study date."
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We do trigonometry in grade six back home.
"We do trigonometry in grade six back home."
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