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Clips from Space Force - Budget Cuts (S02E02)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 2, Episode 2 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 634 clips
Comedy
[rumbling]
"[rumbling]"
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[rocket engine whooshing]
"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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[loud rock drumming]
"[loud rock drumming]"
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[cell phone vibrating]
"[cell phone vibrating]"
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[K-pop ringtone playing]
"[K-pop ringtone playing]"
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[Mark] We would like to thank you for coming here
"[Mark] We would like to thank you for coming here"
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all the way from Washington D.C. to meet with us.
"all the way from Washington D.C. to meet with us."
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And if there's anything we can get for you before we begin, some coffee or a...
"And if there's anything we can get for you before we begin, some coffee or a..."
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General Naird, with a new administration comes a new budget,
"General Naird, with a new administration comes a new budget,"
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and your budget has been drastically slashed.
"and your budget has been drastically slashed."
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So no coffee or...
"So no coffee or..."
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Cruller?
"Cruller?"
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No. All right.
"No. All right."
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We understand that we are entering a period of austerity.
"We understand that we are entering a period of austerity."
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How slashed are we talking about?
"How slashed are we talking about?"
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Almost half.
"Almost half."
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Unacceptable.
"Unacceptable."
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- Oh, God. - Science can't be nickeled and dimed.
"- Oh, God. - Science can't be nickeled and dimed."
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All right. You know what? We can tighten our belts a little bit. Sure.
"All right. You know what? We can tighten our belts a little bit. Sure."
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When I was behind enemy lines,
"When I was behind enemy lines,"
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I learned how to make a daily ration last for three weeks.
"I learned how to make a daily ration last for three weeks."
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The secret is that you have to swallow a lot of air.
"The secret is that you have to swallow a lot of air."
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Trick your stomach into thinking that it's full.
"Trick your stomach into thinking that it's full."
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It is not good physically.
"It is not good physically."
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It inflates your... your intestine like a balloon, and that...
"It inflates your... your intestine like a balloon, and that..."
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I'll need your red-line reductions by midday.
"I'll need your red-line reductions by midday."
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Okay. Midday.
"Okay. Midday."
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And if you can't do it, it'll be done for you.
"And if you can't do it, it'll be done for you."
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Some manners would be nice.
"Some manners would be nice."
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Excuse me?
"Excuse me?"
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What?
"What?"
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Thank you very much, Miss, uh...
"Thank you very much, Miss, uh..."
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- [door slams] - Hmm.
"- [door slams] - Hmm."
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Wow, what a pill.
"Wow, what a pill."
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They better not cancel my Mars mission.
"They better not cancel my Mars mission."
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Dr. Chan and I personally birthed that project.
"Dr. Chan and I personally birthed that project."
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I'm... It's not gonna... It's fine.
"I'm... It's not gonna... It's fine."
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Not to mention there is an astronaut up there halfway to Mars.
"Not to mention there is an astronaut up there halfway to Mars."
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What do I tell him?
"What do I tell him?"
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"Hey, Captain Lancaster, you know the bone mass you lost
""Hey, Captain Lancaster, you know the bone mass you lost"
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traveling through space alone for nine months?"
"traveling through space alone for nine months?""
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"Well, it was all for nothing. Enjoy your osteoporosis."
""Well, it was all for nothing. Enjoy your osteoporosis.""
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I know, I know, I know, Adrian.
"I know, I know, I know, Adrian."
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We just need to be specific and surgical about our cuts, that's all.
"We just need to be specific and surgical about our cuts, that's all."
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[door opens]
"[door opens]"
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That woman just took my prescription office chair.
"That woman just took my prescription office chair."
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Who gives a lab rat's ass about your office chair, Brad?
"Who gives a lab rat's ass about your office chair, Brad?"
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Well, it was specifically designed to support my testis.
"Well, it was specifically designed to support my testis."
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You can use a regular office chair for your testis, Brad.
"You can use a regular office chair for your testis, Brad."
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You're not a Fabergé egg.
"You're not a Fabergé egg."
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Look, we just have to find ways to pinch pennies.
"Look, we just have to find ways to pinch pennies."
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Okay. Well, here's a perfect example.
"Okay. Well, here's a perfect example."
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3D printers for on-site rover repair. That can be cut.
"3D printers for on-site rover repair. That can be cut."
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Sure, let's cut those, because it's not like we're doing rocket science here.
"Sure, let's cut those, because it's not like we're doing rocket science here."
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Right? Oh, wait, it is. Or it was.
"Right? Oh, wait, it is. Or it was."
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I don't know if this helps or not,
"I don't know if this helps or not,"
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but my aunt pees in the dark to save on her light bill.
"but my aunt pees in the dark to save on her light bill."
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Doesn't help.
"Doesn't help."
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[scoffs]
"[scoffs]"
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You bought a stock? Do you even know anything about stocks?
"You bought a stock? Do you even know anything about stocks?"
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[girl on phone] Not a thing.
"[girl on phone] Not a thing."
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My boyfriend told me about it, and I made almost two grand in one day.
"My boyfriend told me about it, and I made almost two grand in one day."
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And I didn't have to do anything.
"And I didn't have to do anything."
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Really?
"Really?"
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That sounds a little too good to be true.
"That sounds a little too good to be true."
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But then again,
"But then again,"
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being paid to do nothing is actually my dream job.
"being paid to do nothing is actually my dream job."
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My boyfriend says you have to buy in now while it's cheap.
"My boyfriend says you have to buy in now while it's cheap."
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How much do I have to invest?
"How much do I have to invest?"
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Just depends on how rich you wanna get. Takes money to make money.
"Just depends on how rich you wanna get. Takes money to make money."
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I could use my college fund.
"I could use my college fund."
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Oh, that's a great idea.
"Oh, that's a great idea."
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Is it?
"Is it?"
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Okay. I think the data supports a wide range of interpretations.
"Okay. I think the data supports a wide range of interpretations."
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If we look back at quadrant one here, when you see the...
"If we look back at quadrant one here, when you see the..."
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Stocks. What do we think? Like, they're good for you, right?
"Stocks. What do we think? Like, they're good for you, right?"
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Uh, what?
"Uh, what?"
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Oh. Oh, sorry. Am I interrupting something?
"Oh. Oh, sorry. Am I interrupting something?"
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[Chan] Well...
"[Chan] Well..."
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Rocket stuff?
"Rocket stuff?"
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No. We're trying to figure out if Angela's into me or not.
"No. We're trying to figure out if Angela's into me or not."
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Yeah, you know what? I definitely don't like these numbers.
"Yeah, you know what? I definitely don't like these numbers."
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Your ratio of text to response is five to one.
"Your ratio of text to response is five to one."
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Yeah, maybe it's the emojis you're using.
"Yeah, maybe it's the emojis you're using."
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Well, see, I don't use emojis. I use emoticons.
"Well, see, I don't use emojis. I use emoticons."
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See how cute this one is?
"See how cute this one is?"
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Uh, well, no one uses emoticons anymore.
"Uh, well, no one uses emoticons anymore."
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Really?
"Really?"
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Mm-mm.
"Mm-mm."
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Why didn't anyone tell me?
"Why didn't anyone tell me?"
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All these brainiacs, and nobody told me nobody uses emoticons anymore?
"All these brainiacs, and nobody told me nobody uses emoticons anymore?"
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I look like an idiot out here.
"I look like an idiot out here."
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- Wait. So you and Angela are like dating? - That's what we're trying to figure out.
"- Wait. So you and Angela are like dating? - That's what we're trying to figure out."
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Let me walk everyone through the timeline one more time. Okay?
"Let me walk everyone through the timeline one more time. Okay?"
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So, Angela returns from the moon,
"So, Angela returns from the moon,"
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we kiss, and we spend the night in the hotel room.
"we kiss, and we spend the night in the hotel room."
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And, you know, we fool around, things are going great, and then boom.
"And, you know, we fool around, things are going great, and then boom."
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For some mysterious reason, she ghosts me.
"For some mysterious reason, she ghosts me."
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Which hotel?
"Which hotel?"
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[both] Mm-hmm.
"[both] Mm-hmm."
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Courtyard by Marriott.
"Courtyard by Marriott."
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- I'm a Bonvoy Rewards member. - [both] Mmm.
"- I'm a Bonvoy Rewards member. - [both] Mmm."
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What? Does she think I'm cheap?
"What? Does she think I'm cheap?"
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[both sigh]
"[both sigh]"
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I upgraded the room with points. I got the Garden View.
"I upgraded the room with points. I got the Garden View."
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I mean, it's a junior executive suite.
"I mean, it's a junior executive suite."
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I couldn't get the Executive executive suite.
"I couldn't get the Executive executive suite."
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That's just too much money. I can't afford that.
"That's just too much money. I can't afford that."
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And then we got the continental breakfast...
"And then we got the continental breakfast..."
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D-D-Dude. You're spinning like OJ 287.
"D-D-Dude. You're spinning like OJ 287."
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[all chuckle]
"[all chuckle]"
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Jeez. It's a quasar. It's the fastest rotating object in the universe.
"Jeez. It's a quasar. It's the fastest rotating object in the universe."
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That's so cool.
"That's so cool."
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Yeah. Oh.
"Yeah. Oh."
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- Yep. [sighs] - Oh.
"- Yep. [sighs] - Oh."
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- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
"- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm."
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Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh."
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You're overthinking it.
"You're overthinking it."
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Focus up. Focus up, please.
"Focus up. Focus up, please."
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Eyes over here.
"Eyes over here."
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