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Clips from Space Force - Space Flag (S01E01)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 1, Episode 5 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (76,877 ratings) 642 clips
Comedy

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you will only have a couple of seconds to patch it
"you will only have a couple of seconds to patch it"
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before the air is released from your suit,
"before the air is released from your suit,"
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[Mark] That's right, son.
"[Mark] That's right, son."
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General, if we get hit--
"General, if we get hit--"
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But say I poke a hole on my suit, like on a cactus,
"But say I poke a hole on my suit, like on a cactus,"
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[mocking gibberish]
"[mocking gibberish]"
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whether you're conscious or not.
"whether you're conscious or not."
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All you need to do is fight hard.
"All you need to do is fight hard."
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Fight your best.
"Fight your best."
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"Astronauts should help each other, not shoot each other."
""Astronauts should help each other, not shoot each other.""
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[Mallory] Mark.
"[Mallory] Mark."
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Lockheed! Good!
"Lockheed! Good!"
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[snort inhale] All right!
"[snort inhale] All right!"
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[Mark] Mm!
"[Mark] Mm!"
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So, first things first. The pre-brief.
"So, first things first. The pre-brief."
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Ah!
"Ah!"
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Well, then my vast experience in the ring will finally come in handy.
"Well, then my vast experience in the ring will finally come in handy."
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[sighing] How do I put this?
"[sighing] How do I put this?"
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Maybe this code is arbitrary and excessively macho.
"Maybe this code is arbitrary and excessively macho."
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Maybe you could wear something...
"Maybe you could wear something..."
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Take off-- Ah. God.
"Take off-- Ah. God."
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50/50 nylon-cotton twill trousers
"50/50 nylon-cotton twill trousers"
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-[clicks] -[music stops]
"-[clicks] -[music stops]"
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between Space Force and Air Force Red Team.
"between Space Force and Air Force Red Team."
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So, in other words,
"So, in other words,"
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Jim, I'm right here. I can hear you.
"Jim, I'm right here. I can hear you."
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If I may, Bert, I'm concerned about
"If I may, Bert, I'm concerned about"
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I knew you would fixate on that word.
"I knew you would fixate on that word."
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Spacemen!
"Spacemen!"
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Can anyone tell me what that is?
"Can anyone tell me what that is?"
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That is the moon.
"That is the moon."
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the moon's surface is a complex topography
"the moon's surface is a complex topography"
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-of mountains and craters, among-- -Okay, okay, okay.
"-of mountains and craters, among-- -Okay, okay, okay."
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Thank you, Bill the Science Guy.
"Thank you, Bill the Science Guy."
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On the moon, the difference between life and death
"On the moon, the difference between life and death"
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-Guard these with your life. -Can I keep one of those scissors?
"-Guard these with your life. -Can I keep one of those scissors?"
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And... like those... great patriots,
"And... like those... great patriots,"
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we will be operating in...
"we will be operating in..."
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Nice shot, Staff Sergeant.
"Nice shot, Staff Sergeant."
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I hope I live long enough to read that.
"I hope I live long enough to read that."
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It was a damn good paper. They don't just hand out A-plusses.
"It was a damn good paper. They don't just hand out A-plusses."
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Boom!
"Boom!"
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[all cheering]
"[all cheering]"
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[Chan] Come on!
"[Chan] Come on!"
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[cheering continues]
"[cheering continues]"
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[cell phone buzzing]
"[cell phone buzzing]"
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Every spaceman has his role to play, and mine is generating content.
"Every spaceman has his role to play, and mine is generating content."
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[Tony] The balloons. They're bouncy.
"[Tony] The balloons. They're bouncy."
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Damn it.
"Damn it."
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[Mark] All right! Let's see what these suits are capable of.
"[Mark] All right! Let's see what these suits are capable of."
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Why did you choose the Lockheed suit?
"Why did you choose the Lockheed suit?"
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Sir, yes, sir.
"Sir, yes, sir."
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you decided that if you can't win, you're not gonna play.
"you decided that if you can't win, you're not gonna play."
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♪ They don't cry ♪
"♪ They don't cry ♪"
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Ugh. Come on. There aren't as many trolls as people say.
"Ugh. Come on. There aren't as many trolls as people say."
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Oh. [laughs] No.
"Oh. [laughs] No."
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I thought we were going to have lots and lots of babies.
"I thought we were going to have lots and lots of babies."
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We can name them after your father's mother.
"We can name them after your father's mother."
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[Mark] What's going on here?
"[Mark] What's going on here?"
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Hey, let me get a quick snap with the winners, huh?
"Hey, let me get a quick snap with the winners, huh?"
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Yeah, now we're talking.
"Yeah, now we're talking."
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The science portion of Space Flag has concluded.
"The science portion of Space Flag has concluded."
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Congrats to...
"Congrats to..."
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If your suit is popped, just go limp,
"If your suit is popped, just go limp,"
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and you'll be marched home like a sack of manure on a pair of stilts.
"and you'll be marched home like a sack of manure on a pair of stilts."
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I'd rather just get regular shot.
"I'd rather just get regular shot."
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You know that word originated in the 15th century
"You know that word originated in the 15th century"
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who were just trying to express their sexual desires?
"who were just trying to express their sexual desires?"
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But she was one, two times.
"But she was one, two times."
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[Air Force airmen whooping]
"[Air Force airmen whooping]"
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[dramatic music playing]
"[dramatic music playing]"
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[all] Hooah!
"[all] Hooah!"
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Space Force ready?
"Space Force ready?"
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[air horn sounds]
"[air horn sounds]"
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Here they come! Spacemen!
"Here they come! Spacemen!"
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[Mark] Move out!
"[Mark] Move out!"
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[Kick] Move out, boys!  Move! Move! Move!
"[Kick] Move out, boys!  Move! Move! Move!"
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[BB guns firing]
"[BB guns firing]"
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[BBs ricocheting]
"[BBs ricocheting]"
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That's it, Space Force, cover and run.
"That's it, Space Force, cover and run."
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Ah. They're everywhere!
"Ah. They're everywhere!"
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Come on! Get up, spacemen! Show some heart!
"Come on! Get up, spacemen! Show some heart!"
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-[balloon pops]  -There you go!
"-[balloon pops]  -There you go!"
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-Oh, God! -[Julio] No!
"-Oh, God! -[Julio] No!"
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Oh, God.
"Oh, God."
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I'll avenge you, bro.
"I'll avenge you, bro."
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Kick their ass!
"Kick their ass!"
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Come on, you got this, man. Make me proud!
"Come on, you got this, man. Make me proud!"
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That's ugly.
"That's ugly."
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Captain Ali, it's up to you. Advance!
"Captain Ali, it's up to you. Advance!"
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Cover me, Sergeant.
"Cover me, Sergeant."
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-Ah... -[Kiki yelling] Step up!
"-Ah... -[Kiki yelling] Step up!"
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-Damn, I'm down. -Yeah.
"-Damn, I'm down. -Yeah."
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[whirring]
"[whirring]"
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[grunts]
"[grunts]"
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-[balloon pops]  -Oh.
"-[balloon pops]  -Oh."
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-Is he man enough to take his own life? -[balloons pop]
"-Is he man enough to take his own life? -[balloons pop]"
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-Okay, noncombatant! Noncombatant! -[guns firing]
"-Okay, noncombatant! Noncombatant! -[guns firing]"
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[phone beeps]
"[phone beeps]"
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Where are you going?
"Where are you going?"
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Hooah!
"Hooah!"
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Advance!
"Advance!"
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[Air Force scientists softly cheering]
"[Air Force scientists softly cheering]"
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[Kick] Kali Maa.
"[Kick] Kali Maa."
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[imitates heart beating]
"[imitates heart beating]"
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[on radio] ♪ Let the Midnight Special Shine a light on me ♪
"[on radio] ♪ Let the Midnight Special Shine a light on me ♪"
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Command-shift-6.
"Command-shift-6."
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What the hell?
"What the hell?"
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[woman] They're not responding.
"[woman] They're not responding."
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-[overlapping shouts] -[airmen grunting]
"-[overlapping shouts] -[airmen grunting]"
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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[balloons popping]
"[balloons popping]"
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Oh, no.
"Oh, no."
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Don't you do it, Naird!
"Don't you do it, Naird!"
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You're still an ass!
"You're still an ass!"
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[balloons popping]
"[balloons popping]"
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No more Red Team.
"No more Red Team."
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We got ice cream, sir.
"We got ice cream, sir."
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I'm actually rather good at the shooting of baskets.
"I'm actually rather good at the shooting of baskets."
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Do meet me at the gym tomorrow.
"Do meet me at the gym tomorrow."
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