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Clips from The Muppet Show - Cleo Laine (S02E02)

TV Specials 1976 Season 2, Episode 16 32 min ★ 8.0/10 (6,921 ratings) 242 clips
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[audience applauds]
"[audience applauds]"
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♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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♪ It's time to put on makeup it's time to dress up right ♪
"♪ It's time to put on makeup it's time to dress up right ♪"
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Hi, Ma!
"Hi, Ma!"
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...tonight's guest star is one of the truly great singers,
"...tonight's guest star is one of the truly great singers,"
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♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪
"♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪"
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- OK? - Thank you.
"- OK? - Thank you."
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Now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure
"Now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure"
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It gives me great pleasure to be appearing here with Dr. Teeth
"It gives me great pleasure to be appearing here with Dr. Teeth"
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OK... Animal!
"OK... Animal!"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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Will somebody please bring me my Pigs In Space costume?
"Will somebody please bring me my Pigs In Space costume?"
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Oh, thank you!
"Oh, thank you!"
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All hogs on deck! All hogs on deck!
"All hogs on deck! All hogs on deck!"
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- Did you shave this morning? - No, mon capitain, I did not!
"- Did you shave this morning? - No, mon capitain, I did not!"
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I, First-Mate Piggy, would love to be of service
"I, First-Mate Piggy, would love to be of service"
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[music box style song plays]
"[music box style song plays]"
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[♪ Mad Dogs and Englishmen ]
"[♪ Mad Dogs and Englishmen ]"
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Excuse me! You look like a very understanding person,
"Excuse me! You look like a very understanding person,"
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and maybe you can solve my problem for me. You see...
"and maybe you can solve my problem for me. You see..."
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[♪ You're Just In Love]
"[♪ You're Just In Love]"
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[Chef sings in mock Swedish]
"[Chef sings in mock Swedish]"
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Let's get this together, shall we?
"Let's get this together, shall we?"
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[both laugh]
"[both laugh]"
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by feeling the bumps on his head.
"by feeling the bumps on his head."
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you will have a stiff neck.
"you will have a stiff neck."
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Oh, I don't know. I haven't even had time to ask her.
"Oh, I don't know. I haven't even had time to ask her."
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[knocking]
"[knocking]"
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Cleo Laine, 15 seconds to curtain, Miss Laine.
"Cleo Laine, 15 seconds to curtain, Miss Laine."
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I'm ready.
"I'm ready."
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Oh, I hope the Muppets like me.
"Oh, I hope the Muppets like me."
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Like? Love! Love Cleo Laine! Love!
"Like? Love! Love Cleo Laine! Love!"
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Hey, hate me a little, will you?
"Hey, hate me a little, will you?"
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Love, love!
"Love, love!"
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[drumroll]
"[drumroll]"
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It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star, Miss Cleo Laine!
"It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star, Miss Cleo Laine!"
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♪ It's time to meet The Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
"♪ It's time to meet The Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪
"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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♪ This is what we call ♪
"♪ This is what we call ♪"
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♪ The Muppet Show! ♪
"♪ The Muppet Show! ♪"
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Come back here.
"Come back here."
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Thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Muppet Show.
"Thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Muppet Show."
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With us tonight is one of the truly great stars...
"With us tonight is one of the truly great stars..."
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Thank you. You are too kind.
"Thank you. You are too kind."
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I am not kind, and you are not the star.
"I am not kind, and you are not the star."
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- Could I talk to you for a second? - What?
"- Could I talk to you for a second? - What?"
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See, my mother is in the audience.
"See, my mother is in the audience."
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[audience laughs]
"[audience laughs]"
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- Watch me tonight! - Fozzie!
"- Watch me tonight! - Fozzie!"
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Um, in addition to our very, um... funny bear...
"Um, in addition to our very, um... funny bear..."
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- Miss Cleo Laine. - Cleo Laine!
"- Miss Cleo Laine. - Cleo Laine!"
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- But first... Let's limbo! - Let's limbo!
"- But first... Let's limbo! - Let's limbo!"
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[calypso music playing]
"[calypso music playing]"
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♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪
"♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪"
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♪ Limbo all the day ♪
"♪ Limbo all the day ♪"
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[cheering]
"[cheering]"
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♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪
"♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪"
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♪ Limbo all the day ♪
"♪ Limbo all the day ♪"
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[cheering]
"[cheering]"
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♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪
"♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪"
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♪ Limbo all the day ♪
"♪ Limbo all the day ♪"
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[cheering]
"[cheering]"
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♪ Limbo all the day ♪
"♪ Limbo all the day ♪"
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[cheering]
"[cheering]"
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Terrific! I wonder how the frog did it.
"Terrific! I wonder how the frog did it."
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- [chuckling] - Never mind.
"- [chuckling] - Never mind."
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[steel drum playing]
"[steel drum playing]"
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Kermit, Kermit! Kermit? Where is that frog? Kermit?
"Kermit, Kermit! Kermit? Where is that frog? Kermit?"
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- I'm down here. - Oh, Kermit.
"- I'm down here. - Oh, Kermit."
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Kermit, do you realize
"Kermit, do you realize"
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that my mother is in the audience tonight
"that my mother is in the audience tonight"
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and I wasn't even in the opening number?
"and I wasn't even in the opening number?"
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- I don't care. - You don't care? Well, why not?
"- I don't care. - You don't care? Well, why not?"
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Because I'm all scrunched up.
"Because I'm all scrunched up."
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You are scrunched up. Ha!
"You are scrunched up. Ha!"
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Hey, hey, but Kermit, you see, my mother...
"Hey, hey, but Kermit, you see, my mother..."
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- Fozzie, would you unscrunch me! - Yes, sir, yes, sir.
"- Fozzie, would you unscrunch me! - Yes, sir, yes, sir."
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See, my mother came here tonight, Kermit...
"See, my mother came here tonight, Kermit..."
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Check. And so did Cleo Laine. I gotta go introduce her.
"Check. And so did Cleo Laine. I gotta go introduce her."
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But Kermit, when is the bear on?
"But Kermit, when is the bear on?"
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That's what I want to know. When is the bear on?
"That's what I want to know. When is the bear on?"
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to introduce a lady with a truly remarkable voice...
"to introduce a lady with a truly remarkable voice..."
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Kermit, Kermit! Quick, look up there!
"Kermit, Kermit! Quick, look up there!"
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[crash]
"[crash]"
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Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Cleo Laine!
"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Cleo Laine!"
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[Kermit] Fozzie!
"[Kermit] Fozzie!"
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[♪ It Don't Mean A Thing If You Ain't Got That Swing]
"[♪ It Don't Mean A Thing If You Ain't Got That Swing]"
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and The Electric Mayhem Orchestra.
"and The Electric Mayhem Orchestra."
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Thank you, Cleo. You know, I melt down those gold records
"Thank you, Cleo. You know, I melt down those gold records"
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and put 'em in my teeth.
"and put 'em in my teeth."
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It's called putting your money where your mouth is!
"It's called putting your money where your mouth is!"
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Check. And here we have the man on bass guitar,
"Check. And here we have the man on bass guitar,"
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the hippest of the hip,
"the hippest of the hip,"
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Yeah, movin' and groovin', Cleo.
"Yeah, movin' and groovin', Cleo."
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Right on. And then we have the weirdest man of the weird,
"Right on. And then we have the weirdest man of the weird,"
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the man on saxophone, Zoot!
"the man on saxophone, Zoot!"
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Hey, it is written, a zebra and a geranium
"Hey, it is written, a zebra and a geranium"
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should never use the same toothbrush.
"should never use the same toothbrush."
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Cogently put, Zoot.
"Cogently put, Zoot."
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And here on guitar, the lovely lady herself, Janice.
"And here on guitar, the lovely lady herself, Janice."
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Oh, wow, like, I'm really honored to be here, really.
"Oh, wow, like, I'm really honored to be here, really."
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For sure. And way up there on the drums,
"For sure. And way up there on the drums,"
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the ma... You know, I'd rather not introduce him.
"the ma... You know, I'd rather not introduce him."
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Oh, he won't hurt you, Cleo. We nail his shoes to the bandstand.
"Oh, he won't hurt you, Cleo. We nail his shoes to the bandstand."
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[scat singing]
"[scat singing]"
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OK, Kermit, now it must be time for me to go on, right?
"OK, Kermit, now it must be time for me to go on, right?"
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Uh, no, no, now it's time for Pigs In Space.
"Uh, no, no, now it's time for Pigs In Space."
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What? Kermit, please let me at least be in Pigs In Space.
"What? Kermit, please let me at least be in Pigs In Space."
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- Uh, you... you can't. - But why can't I be in Pigs In Space?
"- Uh, you... you can't. - But why can't I be in Pigs In Space?"
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Because you're not a pig!
"Because you're not a pig!"
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Well, nobody's perfect!
"Well, nobody's perfect!"
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Oh, if only I had an idea to get me into Pigs In Space.
"Oh, if only I had an idea to get me into Pigs In Space."
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[announcer] And now, Pigs In Space!
"[announcer] And now, Pigs In Space!"
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Featuring the neanderthalic Captain Link Hogthrob...
"Featuring the neanderthalic Captain Link Hogthrob..."
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...the over developed First-Mate, Miss Piggy...
"...the over developed First-Mate, Miss Piggy..."
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...and the tridecaphobic Dr. Julius Strangepork.
"...and the tridecaphobic Dr. Julius Strangepork."
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As we left our heroes last week,
"As we left our heroes last week,"
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Captain Hogthrob had just ordered the Swinetrek's biannual inspection.
"Captain Hogthrob had just ordered the Swinetrek's biannual inspection."
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