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Clips from The Muppet Show - Dom DeLuise (S02E02)

TV Specials 1976 Season 2, Episode 11 32 min ★ 8.0/10 (6,921 ratings) 345 clips
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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But first, we're going to open the show
"But first, we're going to open the show"
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[♪ Don't Dilly Dally (My Old Man) ]
"[♪ Don't Dilly Dally (My Old Man) ]"
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[coughs] Well, I already ordered the flowers.
"[coughs] Well, I already ordered the flowers."
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Sure, sure, and if you happen to get your own spot on the show,
"Sure, sure, and if you happen to get your own spot on the show,"
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OK, tonight's guest star is Dom DeLuise
"OK, tonight's guest star is Dom DeLuise"
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539-77221, to the mother ship. It's me.
"539-77221, to the mother ship. It's me."
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I think I found a beauty.
"I think I found a beauty."
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Oh! Holy mac... Wait a minute! Hey, that's my hammer!
"Oh! Holy mac... Wait a minute! Hey, that's my hammer!"
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[clears throat]
"[clears throat]"
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Don't! That's a new one.
"Don't! That's a new one."
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[groaning] That's it.
"[groaning] That's it."
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[grunting]
"[grunting]"
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- Yes? - Are you Miss Piggy?
"- Yes? - Are you Miss Piggy?"
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Knock it off, chubbo.
"Knock it off, chubbo."
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- Herd of cows. - Sure, I've heard of cows.
"- Herd of cows. - Sure, I've heard of cows."
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I don't care if the cow's heard.
"I don't care if the cow's heard."
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Tune in next time when you'll hear Miss Piggy say...
"Tune in next time when you'll hear Miss Piggy say..."
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[♪ Henrietta's Wedding ]
"[♪ Henrietta's Wedding ]"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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♪ And if you ain't been happy lately ♪
"♪ And if you ain't been happy lately ♪"
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♪ Why, he ain't took me anywhere since 1963 ♪
"♪ Why, he ain't took me anywhere since 1963 ♪"
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♪ Her hair is in the closet ♪
"♪ Her hair is in the closet ♪"
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♪ Her teeth are on the shelf ♪
"♪ Her teeth are on the shelf ♪"
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♪ Don't put it on the blues ♪
"♪ Don't put it on the blues ♪"
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- Don't tell me you liked that trash. - No, my hand went to sleep.
"- Don't tell me you liked that trash. - No, my hand went to sleep."
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has spent the last 25 years protecting helpless, innocent animals
"has spent the last 25 years protecting helpless, innocent animals"
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[growling]
"[growling]"
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- we fill it. - [grunts]
"- we fill it. - [grunts]"
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[grunting]
"[grunting]"
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Wait a minute! Ooh! Holy mackerel!
"Wait a minute! Ooh! Holy mackerel!"
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Ooh! Ooh!
"Ooh! Ooh!"
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you will never know the meaning of the word garbage.
"you will never know the meaning of the word garbage."
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Oh! Wait a minute! Oh, please!
"Oh! Wait a minute! Oh, please!"
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Please, help! I mean, really, help! Help!
"Please, help! I mean, really, help! Help!"
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Kermie? Kermie, you wanted to see me?
"Kermie? Kermie, you wanted to see me?"
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that conversation about that offer you got from the other show.
"that conversation about that offer you got from the other show."
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Yeah, well, actually, I'm kinda glad that I did.
"Yeah, well, actually, I'm kinda glad that I did."
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Good luck, kid.
"Good luck, kid."
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Oh. Well, then I suppose this is goodbye.
"Oh. Well, then I suppose this is goodbye."
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What a ham.
"What a ham."
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... you will have to take... you will have to take a pay cut.
"... you will have to take... you will have to take a pay cut."
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[screaming]
"[screaming]"
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Thank you. Thank you.
"Thank you. Thank you."
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May I stop for one second? I'll tell you the truth.
"May I stop for one second? I'll tell you the truth."
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Piggy, Piggy, come over here now.
"Piggy, Piggy, come over here now."
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[cheers and applause]
"[cheers and applause]"
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[knocking]
"[knocking]"
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Dom DeLuise! Dom DeLuise!
"Dom DeLuise! Dom DeLuise!"
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Eighteen seconds to curtain, Mr. DeLuise.
"Eighteen seconds to curtain, Mr. DeLuise."
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[speaking mock Swedish]
"[speaking mock Swedish]"
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[muffled]
"[muffled]"
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[drumroll]
"[drumroll]"
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It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star Mr. Dom DeLuise!
"It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star Mr. Dom DeLuise!"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪
"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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Why do we keep doing this?
"Why do we keep doing this?"
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♪ On the most sensational Inspirational, celebrational ♪
"♪ On the most sensational Inspirational, celebrational ♪"
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♪ Muppetational ♪
"♪ Muppetational ♪"
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OK. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
"OK. Thank you, thank you, thank you,"
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and welcome to The Muppet Show.
"and welcome to The Muppet Show."
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Tonight should be great because our special guest star
"Tonight should be great because our special guest star"
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is one of the really funny men, Mr. Dom DeLuise!
"is one of the really funny men, Mr. Dom DeLuise!"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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with our own lady of song, Miss Piggy,
"with our own lady of song, Miss Piggy,"
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because if we don't she'll break both my arms.
"because if we don't she'll break both my arms."
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So here she is now, Miss Piggy!
"So here she is now, Miss Piggy!"
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It's a great old song.
"It's a great old song."
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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All right, everybody, now's your chance.
"All right, everybody, now's your chance."
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Join in the second chorus, I'm only singing one!
"Join in the second chorus, I'm only singing one!"
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Promises, promises!
"Promises, promises!"
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- [applause and whistling] - [cheering]
"- [applause and whistling] - [cheering]"
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- Miss Piggy! - Bravo! Bravo!
"- Miss Piggy! - Bravo! Bravo!"
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Boy, they really love her, don't they?
"Boy, they really love her, don't they?"
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Yeah. Must be an easy house.
"Yeah. Must be an easy house."
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Oh, no, please. Oh, you're too kind.
"Oh, no, please. Oh, you're too kind."
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Kissy, kissy.
"Kissy, kissy."
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Forget it. Kermit's gone.
"Forget it. Kermit's gone."
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- Oh. Did it work? - Nope.
"- Oh. Did it work? - Nope."
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But how about that audience I paid off for you, huh?
"But how about that audience I paid off for you, huh?"
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- They did just what I told them to. - What did you tell them?
"- They did just what I told them to. - What did you tell them?"
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To go hog wild.
"To go hog wild."
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Scooter, I am paying you to give me help, not cheap jokes.
"Scooter, I am paying you to give me help, not cheap jokes."
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Wonderful.
"Wonderful."
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Scooter, oh, Scooter, my dear impressionable young lad.
"Scooter, oh, Scooter, my dear impressionable young lad."
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You must understand
"You must understand"
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that I am only doing this
"that I am only doing this"
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in order for the frog to notice me more.
"in order for the frog to notice me more."
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well, that wouldn't hurt.
"well, that wouldn't hurt."
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Your life's hanging on a thread, kid.
"Your life's hanging on a thread, kid."
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Yes, ma'am. I'll go write some more spontaneous sincere fan mail for you.
"Yes, ma'am. I'll go write some more spontaneous sincere fan mail for you."
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Mm-hmm. You know the words:
"Mm-hmm. You know the words:"
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Gorgeous, beautiful... modest.
"Gorgeous, beautiful... modest."
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and we all know how terrific he is.
"and we all know how terrific he is."
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As a performer he is out of this world.
"As a performer he is out of this world."
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As a matter of fact, right now he's on the planet Koozbane.
"As a matter of fact, right now he's on the planet Koozbane."
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Ladies and gentlemen, Dom DeLuise!
"Ladies and gentlemen, Dom DeLuise!"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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[alien mumble]
"[alien mumble]"
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[whistle]
"[whistle]"
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[alien mumble]
"[alien mumble]"
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[whistle]
"[whistle]"
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[alien mumble]
"[alien mumble]"
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[alien mumble]
"[alien mumble]"
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[whistle]
"[whistle]"
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[alien mumble]
"[alien mumble]"
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Ah! Can you see me? Here I am.
"Ah! Can you see me? Here I am."
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That's nice. Yes. It is so gorgeous up here.
"That's nice. Yes. It is so gorgeous up here."
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Pluto... Saturn, I mean, it is gorgeous.
"Pluto... Saturn, I mean, it is gorgeous."
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Hold it. Hold it. I see some coucrous. Hold on.
"Hold it. Hold it. I see some coucrous. Hold on."
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Oh, Jane, keep that soup warm for me, sweetheart.
"Oh, Jane, keep that soup warm for me, sweetheart."
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Oh, it's a beauty! This is a beauty.
"Oh, it's a beauty! This is a beauty."
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Holy Toledo! Something's afoot!
"Holy Toledo! Something's afoot!"
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Hey! Ooh, sheesh!
"Hey! Ooh, sheesh!"
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[groaning, grunting]
"[groaning, grunting]"
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- Hey. - [aliens mumbling]
"- Hey. - [aliens mumbling]"
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That's not me.
"That's not me."
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