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Clips from The Muppet Show - Jaye P. Morgan (S02E02)

TV Specials 1976 Season 2, Episode 18 32 min ★ 8.0/10 (6,921 ratings) 367 clips
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- Scooter, I have a present for you. - Ah, gee, thanks.
"- Scooter, I have a present for you. - Ah, gee, thanks."
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with our very special guest star Miss Jaye P. Morgan.
"with our very special guest star Miss Jaye P. Morgan."
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[wild laughing]
"[wild laughing]"
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I flew 8,000 miles to be here, the plane was late, I haven't slept.
"I flew 8,000 miles to be here, the plane was late, I haven't slept."
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Going into a coma.
"Going into a coma."
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Dumb is right.
"Dumb is right."
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Home it is!
"Home it is!"
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- It was? - Oh, it really was.
"- It was? - Oh, it really was."
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Indifferent?
"Indifferent?"
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Yeah, it was cute, wasn't it?
"Yeah, it was cute, wasn't it?"
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Hey, Chef, you're on! Animal!
"Hey, Chef, you're on! Animal!"
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[speaking in mock Swedish]
"[speaking in mock Swedish]"
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Coconut.
"Coconut."
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It's hard... hard...
"It's hard... hard..."
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We got the clubber. Clubber the coconut.
"We got the clubber. Clubber the coconut."
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[hums]
"[hums]"
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Oh, she's fine. She's a little upset because the opening number was cute,
"Oh, she's fine. She's a little upset because the opening number was cute,"
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- Uh, yeah. Why? - [groans]
"- Uh, yeah. Why? - [groans]"
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Hey, Kermit, can we get back to the cute part?
"Hey, Kermit, can we get back to the cute part?"
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Hey, uh, hey.
"Hey, uh, hey."
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Kermit wants me to do the next introduction.
"Kermit wants me to do the next introduction."
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Hey, come on, guys. No heckling.
"Hey, come on, guys. No heckling."
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Oh, th...
"Oh, th..."
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- [bee buzzing] - [Animal growls]
"- [bee buzzing] - [Animal growls]"
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- [growling] - [grunting]
"- [growling] - [grunting]"
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You refuse to change.
"You refuse to change."
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[explosion]
"[explosion]"
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Come on in.
"Come on in."
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Oh, my hat. What do I do?
"Oh, my hat. What do I do?"
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- I said "Can you play hatless?" - I don't know. Who wrote it?
"- I said "Can you play hatless?" - I don't know. Who wrote it?"
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Oh, that's how it works, huh?
"Oh, that's how it works, huh?"
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So, Jaye P., how ya doing?
"So, Jaye P., how ya doing?"
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I can believe that.
"I can believe that."
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Uh, well, you could say that, but, uh, we did that joke last year.
"Uh, well, you could say that, but, uh, we did that joke last year."
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Check.
"Check."
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Two, three, four.
"Two, three, four."
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And the describable Dr. Strangepork.
"And the describable Dr. Strangepork."
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it was in serious danger
"it was in serious danger"
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Yes, we can maintain our present altitude
"Yes, we can maintain our present altitude"
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You're the captain.
"You're the captain."
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except that I'm the only one who knows how all this technical stuff works.
"except that I'm the only one who knows how all this technical stuff works."
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But, I'm telling you right now,
"But, I'm telling you right now,"
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- Uh, Miss Piggy? - Hmm?
"- Uh, Miss Piggy? - Hmm?"
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Oh, yes, my captain?
"Oh, yes, my captain?"
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[announcer] Tune in next week and see the replacement for...
"[announcer] Tune in next week and see the replacement for..."
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The...
"The..."
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Oh, not J.P. I don't think I can take it.
"Oh, not J.P. I don't think I can take it."
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I hope you mean that as a compliment, frog.
"I hope you mean that as a compliment, frog."
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is in danger of being stolen from under us.
"is in danger of being stolen from under us."
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...make watchfulness... Oh!
"...make watchfulness... Oh!"
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Uh, your watchword. Thank you and good night.
"Uh, your watchword. Thank you and good night."
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I think it's gonna be great. At least I hope, we've been a little rough on her.
"I think it's gonna be great. At least I hope, we've been a little rough on her."
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I only hope Jaye P. will do it.
"I only hope Jaye P. will do it."
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Yeah, good luck, silver tongue. [scoffs]
"Yeah, good luck, silver tongue. [scoffs]"
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Oh! Thank you, thank you.
"Oh! Thank you, thank you."
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[knocking on door]
"[knocking on door]"
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Jaye P. Morgan?
"Jaye P. Morgan?"
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Hey, this is a...
"Hey, this is a..."
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It's The Muppet Show,
"It's The Muppet Show,"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪
"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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Let's get this turkey on the road!
"Let's get this turkey on the road!"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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♪ On the most sensational ♪
"♪ On the most sensational ♪"
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♪ Inspirational, celebrational Muppetational ♪
"♪ Inspirational, celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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♪ This is what we call ♪
"♪ This is what we call ♪"
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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- [applause] - Thank you, thank you!
"- [applause] - Thank you, thank you!"
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Here we are again with another one of those things titled The Muppet Show.
"Here we are again with another one of those things titled The Muppet Show."
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Starting off, we are going to do the very first piece of material
"Starting off, we are going to do the very first piece of material"
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the Muppets ever did.
"the Muppets ever did."
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No kidding. It was a little song entitled Tweedlee Dee.
"No kidding. It was a little song entitled Tweedlee Dee."
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We first did it 23 years ago.
"We first did it 23 years ago."
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But tonight we have new and cute version of it
"But tonight we have new and cute version of it"
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done by our special guest star,
"done by our special guest star,"
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ladies and gentlemen, Jaye P. Morgan. Yay!
"ladies and gentlemen, Jaye P. Morgan. Yay!"
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[♪ Tweedlee Dee ]
"[♪ Tweedlee Dee ]"
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And I'm dressing with a bunch of pigs.
"And I'm dressing with a bunch of pigs."
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Then they put me in this bird-brained costume.
"Then they put me in this bird-brained costume."
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Want me to be cute? The feathers smell like a skunk.
"Want me to be cute? The feathers smell like a skunk."
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Then I gotta sing.
"Then I gotta sing."
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I'm getting sick, too.
"I'm getting sick, too."
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Now they're making bad jokes on my name.
"Now they're making bad jokes on my name."
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All right, here we go, head for home.
"All right, here we go, head for home."
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Oh, Jaye P. Morgan is terrific.
"Oh, Jaye P. Morgan is terrific."
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Yep, but that number was for the birds.
"Yep, but that number was for the birds."
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You had to do that joke, huh?
"You had to do that joke, huh?"
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One of us had to and I lost the toss.
"One of us had to and I lost the toss."
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- Cheep, cheep! - OK, way to go, bird!
"- Cheep, cheep! - OK, way to go, bird!"
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- Cheep, cheep! - Back to your dressing nest.
"- Cheep, cheep! - Back to your dressing nest."
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Oh, Jaye P., that was a terrific number.
"Oh, Jaye P., that was a terrific number."
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I just can't tell you what a thrill it is to have you on the show.
"I just can't tell you what a thrill it is to have you on the show."
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I'd like to say I'm really indifferent about being here.
"I'd like to say I'm really indifferent about being here."
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- Yeah, well, you know what I mean. - But, what's wrong?
"- Yeah, well, you know what I mean. - But, what's wrong?"
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That last number was terrific. It was really cute.
"That last number was terrific. It was really cute."
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Oh, it was. It was just so cute.
"Oh, it was. It was just so cute."
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I hate cute.
"I hate cute."
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Uh, we're in trouble.
"Uh, we're in trouble."
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Uh, listen, Jaye P., we're not all cute around here.
"Uh, listen, Jaye P., we're not all cute around here."
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[growling] Oh! Jaye P.!
"[growling] Oh! Jaye P.!"
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Wait, Animal, don't do it!
"Wait, Animal, don't do it!"
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I, I... Cute's not the only thing I hate!
"I, I... Cute's not the only thing I hate!"
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[singing in gibberish]
"[singing in gibberish]"
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It's hard to open the coconut.
"It's hard to open the coconut."
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Sawzen, sawzen the coconut.
"Sawzen, sawzen the coconut."
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[mock Swedish]
"[mock Swedish]"
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Oh! It's a bomb?
"Oh! It's a bomb?"
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That's the second time tonight they've used a bomb joke.
"That's the second time tonight they've used a bomb joke."
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Three's a charm.
"Three's a charm."
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Hey, bang up job, Chef.
"Hey, bang up job, Chef."
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Hey, hey, Kermit. How's Jaye P.?
"Hey, hey, Kermit. How's Jaye P.?"
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- but she's OK now. - Good.
"- but she's OK now. - Good."
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I just sent up a cake to her dressing room.
"I just sent up a cake to her dressing room."
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Mmm.
"Mmm."
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Wait, Kermit!
"Wait, Kermit!"
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Not the cake that was here on the table.
"Not the cake that was here on the table."
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- Crazy Harry baked that. - [crazy laughter]
"- Crazy Harry baked that. - [crazy laughter]"
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