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Clips from The Muppet Show - Madeline Kahn (S02E02)

TV Specials 1976 Season 2, Episode 9 32 min ★ 8.0/10 (6,921 ratings) 306 clips
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Thank you, Scooter.
"Thank you, Scooter."
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You're on.
"You're on."
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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Why did you say you were glad?
"Why did you say you were glad?"
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You do?
"You do?"
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Well, yeah.
"Well, yeah."
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[laughs]
"[laughs]"
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I need you! But on the other hand...
"I need you! But on the other hand..."
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Excuse me, Miss Piggy. May I come in?
"Excuse me, Miss Piggy. May I come in?"
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It's me, Gonzo, and it will only take a second.
"It's me, Gonzo, and it will only take a second."
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Well, good!
"Well, good!"
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But I already have.
"But I already have."
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Yes, I've found somebody else.
"Yes, I've found somebody else."
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...the lobster into the...
"...the lobster into the..."
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Haven't I seen you someplace before?
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
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Don't move!
"Don't move!"
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What the hay?
"What the hay?"
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And the mythical Dr. Strangepork.
"And the mythical Dr. Strangepork."
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Are you sure we've lost power on our steering mechanism, Link?
"Are you sure we've lost power on our steering mechanism, Link?"
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But if Link says he tried that one, I, for one, believe him.
"But if Link says he tried that one, I, for one, believe him."
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You work your own.
"You work your own."
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Right, Link.
"Right, Link."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Oh, boy.
"Oh, boy."
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What a beautiful, sunny day.
"What a beautiful, sunny day."
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Well...
"Well..."
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feels so refreshing.
"feels so refreshing."
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just as much as I like sunny days.
"just as much as I like sunny days."
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[gibberish]
"[gibberish]"
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where you can handle them.
"where you can handle them."
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But, Gonzo, you just met Madeline Kahn.
"But, Gonzo, you just met Madeline Kahn."
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[sighs] I know. I work fast, Kermit.
"[sighs] I know. I work fast, Kermit."
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Wait a second. You haven't even asked her yet?
"Wait a second. You haven't even asked her yet?"
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Don't you think you're rushing things a little?
"Don't you think you're rushing things a little?"
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No, this tuxedo isn't new.
"No, this tuxedo isn't new."
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[man] Here's a Muppet news flash.
"[man] Here's a Muppet news flash."
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[typewriters clacking]
"[typewriters clacking]"
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These unlikely rumors have...
"These unlikely rumors have..."
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When he does hear one, he goes bananas.
"When he does hear one, he goes bananas."
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I was just trying to be nice to Gonzo, not marry him.
"I was just trying to be nice to Gonzo, not marry him."
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Gonzo, I'm very sorry I made you sad.
"Gonzo, I'm very sorry I made you sad."
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Hey, I hope we can be the very best of friends.
"Hey, I hope we can be the very best of friends."
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If there's anything I can ever do for you...
"If there's anything I can ever do for you..."
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Let me finish my song.
"Let me finish my song."
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Oh, of course. I'd like to hear it, please.
"Oh, of course. I'd like to hear it, please."
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[♪ The Wishing Song]
"[♪ The Wishing Song]"
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What is this? What is this?
"What is this? What is this?"
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My magician's coat.
"My magician's coat."
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I very much enjoyed being on the show.
"I very much enjoyed being on the show."
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[knocking]
"[knocking]"
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[Scooter] Madeline Kahn! Oh, Madeline Kahn!
"[Scooter] Madeline Kahn! Oh, Madeline Kahn!"
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Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Kahn.
"Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Kahn."
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I won't let you do it! You hear me?
"I won't let you do it! You hear me?"
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I won't let an artist of your beauty and integrity
"I won't let an artist of your beauty and integrity"
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go out there and work on this weird, sick show.
"go out there and work on this weird, sick show."
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[laughs]
"[laughs]"
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[drumroll]
"[drumroll]"
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It's The Muppet Show
"It's The Muppet Show"
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with our very special guest star, Miss Madeline Kahn!
"with our very special guest star, Miss Madeline Kahn!"
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♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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This helps but I can still hear them.
"This helps but I can still hear them."
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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♪ On the most sensational inspirational ♪
"♪ On the most sensational inspirational ♪"
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♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪
"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪
"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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- [high-pitched squeaking] - [foghorn blows]
"- [high-pitched squeaking] - [foghorn blows]"
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Thank you, thank you, thank you
"Thank you, thank you, thank you"
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and welcome again to The Muppet Show,
"and welcome again to The Muppet Show,"
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where our special guest star is
"where our special guest star is"
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the talented star of film and television,
"the talented star of film and television,"
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Miss Madeline Kahn!
"Miss Madeline Kahn!"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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But first, many of you people
"But first, many of you people"
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have been writing in to ask the question,
"have been writing in to ask the question,"
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can the frog tap dance?
"can the frog tap dance?"
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And of course the answer to that is...
"And of course the answer to that is..."
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...hit it!
"...hit it!"
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[tapping]
"[tapping]"
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[yodeling]
"[yodeling]"
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It's Madeline Kahn!
"It's Madeline Kahn!"
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You must be the Great Gonzo, right?
"You must be the Great Gonzo, right?"
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Yeah, I was just rehearsing
"Yeah, I was just rehearsing"
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a rather sensational new act I'm doing.
"a rather sensational new act I'm doing."
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This is Eric, the yodeling clam.
"This is Eric, the yodeling clam."
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Well, if you're busy, I'll...
"Well, if you're busy, I'll..."
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No, no, no, no! Eric, take five.
"No, no, no, no! Eric, take five."
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- [shrieks] - I'll get him!
"- [shrieks] - I'll get him!"
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Dear, dear, me! There.
"Dear, dear, me! There."
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- Are you all right? - Yeah.
"- Are you all right? - Yeah."
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Oh! Well, I'm glad.
"Oh! Well, I'm glad."
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Why?
"Why?"
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What do you mean, why?
"What do you mean, why?"
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Well, I think you're terrific on the show.
"Well, I think you're terrific on the show."
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Wow! You're not just kidding around here, are you?
"Wow! You're not just kidding around here, are you?"
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Of course I'm not kidding! I think you're terrific!
"Of course I'm not kidding! I think you're terrific!"
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Miss Kahn, it's time to get ready for your musical number.
"Miss Kahn, it's time to get ready for your musical number."
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Thank you. I'll see you later, Gonzo. Excuse me.
"Thank you. I'll see you later, Gonzo. Excuse me."
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Yeah, bye.
"Yeah, bye."
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Hey Gonzo, how's it going
"Hey Gonzo, how's it going"
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with your yodeling clam?
"with your yodeling clam?"
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You can have him. I'm in love!
"You can have him. I'm in love!"
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- What's he good for? - Chowder!
"- What's he good for? - Chowder!"
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[yodeling]
"[yodeling]"
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We started the show with Happy Feet.
"We started the show with Happy Feet."
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Here's our guest star to continue that thought.
"Here's our guest star to continue that thought."
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Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Madeline Kahn!
"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Madeline Kahn!"
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[♪ Your Feet]
"[♪ Your Feet]"
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Wait! Wait a minute!
"Wait! Wait a minute!"
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These are filthy!
"These are filthy!"
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You kicked me that time!
"You kicked me that time!"
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Listen, let me get...
"Listen, let me get..."
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I just bought a new hearing aid.
"I just bought a new hearing aid."
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- How much was it? - About four dollars.
"- How much was it? - About four dollars."
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- What kind is it? - Hmm?
"- What kind is it? - Hmm?"
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I said what kind is it?
"I said what kind is it?"
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It's about a quarter after 12.
"It's about a quarter after 12."
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[playing drums]
"[playing drums]"
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[♪ A Foggy Day]
"[♪ A Foggy Day]"
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