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Clips from The Muppet Show - Steve Martin (S02E02)

TV Specials 1976 Season 2, Episode 8 32 min ★ 8.0/10 (6,921 ratings) 428 clips
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[growling]
"[growling]"
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[applause, whistling]
"[applause, whistling]"
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♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪
"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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Thank you and welcome, for the moment, to The Muppet Show.
"Thank you and welcome, for the moment, to The Muppet Show."
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Now, we might as well bring up the house lights
"Now, we might as well bring up the house lights"
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[audience grumbling]
"[audience grumbling]"
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Well, I do.
"Well, I do."
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Um...
"Um..."
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Well, should we stay or go?
"Well, should we stay or go?"
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I just thought maybe we could use some new blood.
"I just thought maybe we could use some new blood."
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Oh, please don't let them be funny.
"Oh, please don't let them be funny."
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[♪ Cancan]
"[♪ Cancan]"
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Oh, very good. Nice work, girls.
"Oh, very good. Nice work, girls."
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Kermit, if you liked the last act,
"Kermit, if you liked the last act,"
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[mock Swedish]
"[mock Swedish]"
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Hey, well, I had a big vibe solo scheduled on tonight's show.
"Hey, well, I had a big vibe solo scheduled on tonight's show."
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- What's next, Scooter? - You'll love this, boss.
"- What's next, Scooter? - You'll love this, boss."
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Thank you very much. Thank you.
"Thank you very much. Thank you."
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I may as well do some stuff, you know.
"I may as well do some stuff, you know."
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[all] Yeah! OK! Come on!
"[all] Yeah! OK! Come on!"
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I realize a lot of you folks
"I realize a lot of you folks"
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[male 1] Come on, Steve.
"[male 1] Come on, Steve."
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Oh, yeah, look at him go.
"Oh, yeah, look at him go."
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- [cheering] - I love that one. It's so cute.
"- [cheering] - I love that one. It's so cute."
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you use in your act? You must be rich."
"you use in your act? You must be rich.""
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and I steal them from the nests.
"and I steal them from the nests."
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What I do is, the adult balloons who guard them are very stupid.
"What I do is, the adult balloons who guard them are very stupid."
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[crashing]
"[crashing]"
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- [laughing] - [applause]
"- [laughing] - [applause]"
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Hey, you missed my big finish.
"Hey, you missed my big finish."
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[♪ Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree]
"[♪ Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree]"
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Baskerville the Hound.
"Baskerville the Hound."
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Did you hear the...?
"Did you hear the...?"
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- Ohh! - Listen.
"- Ohh! - Listen."
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We had the dancing rats.
"We had the dancing rats."
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- Kermit. - Not now, Gonzo.
"- Kermit. - Not now, Gonzo."
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I've got this great new act for you.
"I've got this great new act for you."
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- I'm gonna tell you anyway. - I won't listen.
"- I'm gonna tell you anyway. - I won't listen."
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The cheese does the fancy steps?
"The cheese does the fancy steps?"
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Cha-cha-cha!
"Cha-cha-cha!"
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Ribbit.
"Ribbit."
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How about this one, Kermit? He's a rambling guy.
"How about this one, Kermit? He's a rambling guy."
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♪ I'm a rambling guy ♪
"♪ I'm a rambling guy ♪"
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Take it!
"Take it!"
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[laughing]
"[laughing]"
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- What's next? - Oh, um...
"- What's next? - Oh, um..."
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Marvin Suggs and His All-Food Glee Club.
"Marvin Suggs and His All-Food Glee Club."
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You rarin' to book that last act?
"You rarin' to book that last act?"
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Fantastic. We'll take it.
"Fantastic. We'll take it."
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Let's start with the easy stuff. First of all I juggle one.
"Let's start with the easy stuff. First of all I juggle one."
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- [audience groaning] - No!
"- [audience groaning] - No!"
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I've killed it.
"I've killed it."
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[groaning]
"[groaning]"
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[both speaking mock Swedish]
"[both speaking mock Swedish]"
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Excuse me, Kermit. I got one last act back here.
"Excuse me, Kermit. I got one last act back here."
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- Booma-booma. - Hey, hey!
"- Booma-booma. - Hey, hey!"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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I didn't get to do the number
"I didn't get to do the number"
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I knew he'd fall for it. Come on in, guys.
"I knew he'd fall for it. Come on in, guys."
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[♪ Dueling Banjos]
"[♪ Dueling Banjos]"
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It's another dud!
"It's another dud!"
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[cheering, whistling]
"[cheering, whistling]"
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I can't tell you what a pleasure
"I can't tell you what a pleasure"
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- [knock on door] - Steve Martin? Oh, Steve Martin?
"- [knock on door] - Steve Martin? Oh, Steve Martin?"
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Fifteen seconds till curtain.
"Fifteen seconds till curtain."
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Thank you, Scooter. I'm almost ready.
"Thank you, Scooter. I'm almost ready."
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See? You're gonna feel right at home around here.
"See? You're gonna feel right at home around here."
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin.
"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin."
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪
"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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I liked the old opening better.
"I liked the old opening better."
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪
"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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Green smoke.
"Green smoke."
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Listen, I really feel bad about this,
"Listen, I really feel bad about this,"
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but I have a special announcement.
"but I have a special announcement."
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Hey, maybe we've gotten lucky at last.
"Hey, maybe we've gotten lucky at last."
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Yeah, maybe tonight's show's been cancelled.
"Yeah, maybe tonight's show's been cancelled."
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Uh, tonight's show has been cancelled.
"Uh, tonight's show has been cancelled."
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Have I died and gone to heaven?
"Have I died and gone to heaven?"
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Well, you see, I just realized I misread my calendar.
"Well, you see, I just realized I misread my calendar."
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Tonight we're scheduled to audition new acts for the show,
"Tonight we're scheduled to audition new acts for the show,"
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so I'm really sorry, but there will not be a Muppet Show tonight.
"so I'm really sorry, but there will not be a Muppet Show tonight."
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You can all stay and watch the auditions,
"You can all stay and watch the auditions,"
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but I'm not sure there will be anything very exciting.
"but I'm not sure there will be anything very exciting."
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[Waldorf] When has there ever been?
"[Waldorf] When has there ever been?"
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OK, you two, take the night off.
"OK, you two, take the night off."
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and say good night.
"and say good night."
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I'll just go out into the house and...
"I'll just go out into the house and..."
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Good grief, it's Steve Martin.
"Good grief, it's Steve Martin."
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It is, Kermit. How's it going, little fella?
"It is, Kermit. How's it going, little fella?"
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Uh... uh... well, fine. Just fine, Steve.
"Uh... uh... well, fine. Just fine, Steve."
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I was sitting back in my dressing room
"I was sitting back in my dressing room"
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getting ready for the next number
"getting ready for the next number"
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and I heard this rumor that the show had been canceled.
"and I heard this rumor that the show had been canceled."
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Well, yeah, you see, we have to audition new acts tonight.
"Well, yeah, you see, we have to audition new acts tonight."
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Oh, OK, fine.
"Oh, OK, fine."
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I was just supposed to be the guest star on tonight's show.
"I was just supposed to be the guest star on tonight's show."
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- No problem. - Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that.
"- No problem. - Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that."
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Well, you know, it's just a thing,
"Well, you know, it's just a thing,"
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that I'm sitting there getting ready,
"that I'm sitting there getting ready,"
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and I feel like some kind of sap back there,
"and I feel like some kind of sap back there,"
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putting these clothes on for the big number.
"putting these clothes on for the big number."
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And no one bothers to come back and say,
"And no one bothers to come back and say,"
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"Hey, Steve, the show has been canceled."
""Hey, Steve, the show has been canceled.""
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What am I around here, nothing?
"What am I around here, nothing?"
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Steve, I don't know what to say.
"Steve, I don't know what to say."
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Excuuuse me!
"Excuuuse me!"
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Well, let's get the auditions going, shall we?
"Well, let's get the auditions going, shall we?"
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[crashing]
"[crashing]"
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I feel the same as I do every week.
"I feel the same as I do every week."
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I've paid good money for this ticket
"I've paid good money for this ticket"
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and I'm going to use it. Hmpf!
"and I'm going to use it. Hmpf!"
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- The tickets are free. - Oh.
"- The tickets are free. - Oh."
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Yes, uh, well, and overpriced at that too.
"Yes, uh, well, and overpriced at that too."
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[chuckling]
"[chuckling]"
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OK. Uh... [clears throat] OK.
"OK. Uh... [clears throat] OK."
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If we can get things started here now.
"If we can get things started here now."
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- Kermit? Kermit? - Hm?
"- Kermit? Kermit? - Hm?"
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