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Clips from The Muppet Show - Petula Clark (S02E02)

TV Specials 1976 Season 2, Episode 20 32 min ★ 8.0/10 (6,921 ratings) 236 clips
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but there's a moose in my dressing room.
"but there's a moose in my dressing room."
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- Yeah, that's a mistake. - Well, I should hope so.
"- Yeah, that's a mistake. - Well, I should hope so."
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[drumroll]
"[drumroll]"
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♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪
"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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[high-pitch squeak]
"[high-pitch squeak]"
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But first we...
"But first we..."
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What is this, a moose?
"What is this, a moose?"
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Yeah, OK.
"Yeah, OK."
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Do you mind if I hang out backstage here awhile?
"Do you mind if I hang out backstage here awhile?"
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Well, I've got every other kind of animal. Why not a moose?
"Well, I've got every other kind of animal. Why not a moose?"
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Yeah. By the way, what is your name?
"Yeah. By the way, what is your name?"
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- Mickey. - How about that? Mickey Moose.
"- Mickey. - How about that? Mickey Moose."
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Mickey Moose! Will you get out of my backstage?
"Mickey Moose! Will you get out of my backstage?"
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[fanfare]
"[fanfare]"
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Hi, Petula.
"Hi, Petula."
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I'm trying to samba.
"I'm trying to samba."
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- Oh, boy. - Yeah.
"- Oh, boy. - Yeah."
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Ah!
"Ah!"
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- [song ends] - [applause]
"- [song ends] - [applause]"
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[screaming and squawking]
"[screaming and squawking]"
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[chewing]
"[chewing]"
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[sputtering]
"[sputtering]"
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[sighing]
"[sighing]"
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- [gunshot] - [bullet hitting metal]
"- [gunshot] - [bullet hitting metal]"
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[♪ Oh, Susanna on piano]
"[♪ Oh, Susanna on piano]"
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- Hello, Kermit. - Hi, there, Pet.
"- Hello, Kermit. - Hi, there, Pet."
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I'm not bothered by that at all.
"I'm not bothered by that at all."
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- Really? - No.
"- Really? - No."
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Oh, terrific.
"Oh, terrific."
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[ballroom music playing]
"[ballroom music playing]"
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I'd like to take you home to mother.
"I'd like to take you home to mother."
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Yeah, maybe she could teach you how to dance.
"Yeah, maybe she could teach you how to dance."
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[♪ Upidee ]
"[♪ Upidee ]"
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[Fozzie] We're getting better.
"[Fozzie] We're getting better."
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[playing piano]
"[playing piano]"
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Well, so much for the "practice makes perfect" theory.
"Well, so much for the "practice makes perfect" theory."
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Hey, nice job, fish. I'll pay you tomorrow.
"Hey, nice job, fish. I'll pay you tomorrow."
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Yeah, but not much. He works for scale.
"Yeah, but not much. He works for scale."
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I think we'd better do our number, Rowlf.
"I think we'd better do our number, Rowlf."
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You don't have to get touchy about it.
"You don't have to get touchy about it."
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Uh, who wants to know?
"Uh, who wants to know?"
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You better hurry, though. He's slipping fast.
"You better hurry, though. He's slipping fast."
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You mean, you won't operate till you're paid?
"You mean, you won't operate till you're paid?"
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I don't understand that either.
"I don't understand that either."
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- Dr. Bob, are you all right? - Is he all right?
"- Dr. Bob, are you all right? - Is he all right?"
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Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say...
"Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say..."
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- Why not? - I got paid under the table.
"- Why not? - I got paid under the table."
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[both laughing]
"[both laughing]"
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[both laughing]
"[both laughing]"
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[humming]
"[humming]"
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Moose, moose. Come here, the moose!
"Moose, moose. Come here, the moose!"
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Stop. Curtain. Cut!
"Stop. Curtain. Cut!"
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- Look out! - [crashing]
"- Look out! - [crashing]"
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Yes, I know. Well, look, it doesn't matter.
"Yes, I know. Well, look, it doesn't matter."
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Oh. Well, about those flowers...
"Oh. Well, about those flowers..."
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[knock on door]
"[knock on door]"
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Petula Clark! Twenty seconds to curtain, Miss Clark.
"Petula Clark! Twenty seconds to curtain, Miss Clark."
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Right. Scooter, I hate to complain,
"Right. Scooter, I hate to complain,"
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It's The Muppet Show,
"It's The Muppet Show,"
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with our special guest star, Miss Petula Clark!
"with our special guest star, Miss Petula Clark!"
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪
"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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Well, it's downhill from here.
"Well, it's downhill from here."
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪
"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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- [applause] - Thank you and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
"- [applause] - Thank you and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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Our special guest tonight
"Our special guest tonight"
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is one of the truly great international singing stars,
"is one of the truly great international singing stars,"
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Miss Petula Clark.
"Miss Petula Clark."
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Just leave, OK?
"Just leave, OK?"
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All right. I'll be backstage
"All right. I'll be backstage"
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reading the "moose-paper".
"reading the "moose-paper"."
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Would you get off that stage? Off, off, off!
"Would you get off that stage? Off, off, off!"
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- [all] Whoa! Whoa! - [water splashing]
"- [all] Whoa! Whoa! - [water splashing]"
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- Here. Catch! - [splashing]
"- Here. Catch! - [splashing]"
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Waste of time. Nothing will save this show.
"Waste of time. Nothing will save this show."
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[laughing]
"[laughing]"
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Well, it wasn't my fault.
"Well, it wasn't my fault."
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OK, nicely sung, guys.
"OK, nicely sung, guys."
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Badly sailed, but nicely sung.
"Badly sailed, but nicely sung."
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Haven't you men heard the old saying, "Women and captains first"?
"Haven't you men heard the old saying, "Women and captains first"?"
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Let's see. Pet Clark is standing by, so...
"Let's see. Pet Clark is standing by, so..."
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Hiya, frog.
"Hiya, frog."
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Yes, hello again, moose.
"Yes, hello again, moose."
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You got true grit, frog.
"You got true grit, frog."
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Mickey Moose. Dumb name.
"Mickey Moose. Dumb name."
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Uh, OK, well, anyhow,
"Uh, OK, well, anyhow,"
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now here she is, our very special guest.
"now here she is, our very special guest."
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Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Petula Clark.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Petula Clark."
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[♪ Boy From Ipanema]
"[♪ Boy From Ipanema]"
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We're doing the samba.
"We're doing the samba."
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Well, that song brings back memories.
"Well, that song brings back memories."
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What memories?
"What memories?"
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I forgot.
"I forgot."
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[♪ Oh, Susanna playing on piano]
"[♪ Oh, Susanna playing on piano]"
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- [chickens clucking] - [glass shatters]
"- [chickens clucking] - [glass shatters]"
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[clucking]
"[clucking]"
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[clucking]
"[clucking]"
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- [coughing] - [chicken laughing]
"- [coughing] - [chicken laughing]"
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[growling]
"[growling]"
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[shuddering]
"[shuddering]"
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[clucking]
"[clucking]"
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- [spitting] - [chickens] Ooh!
"- [spitting] - [chickens] Ooh!"
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[growling]
"[growling]"
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[gun clicking]
"[gun clicking]"
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Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh."
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[puff echoes]
"[puff echoes]"
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[bullet whizzing]
"[bullet whizzing]"
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[screaming]
"[screaming]"
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OK. Good going, guys. I didn't understand it, but I loved it.
"OK. Good going, guys. I didn't understand it, but I loved it."
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[clucking]
"[clucking]"
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- I hear you're not too happy tonight. - Where'd you get that idea?
"- I hear you're not too happy tonight. - Where'd you get that idea?"
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I gather you're not thrilled about the moose, Mickey.
"I gather you're not thrilled about the moose, Mickey."
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Oh, oh, oh, the moose?
"Oh, oh, oh, the moose?"
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Oh, listen, that's silly.
"Oh, listen, that's silly."
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- Hit it, guys. - ♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-O... ♪
"- Hit it, guys. - ♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-O... ♪"
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Will you guys cut that out!
"Will you guys cut that out!"
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[all laughing]
"[all laughing]"
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