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Clips from The Muppet Show - Spike Milligan (S03E03)

TV Specials 1976 Season 3, Episode 17 32 min ★ 8.0/10 (6,921 ratings) 491 clips
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[drum roll]
"[drum roll]"
The Muppet Show
Tonight our very special guest is
"Tonight our very special guest is"
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because tonight we're presenting an international extravaganza.
"because tonight we're presenting an international extravaganza."
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[gong]
"[gong]"
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♪ Oklahoma ♪
"♪ Oklahoma ♪"
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♪ Making lazy... ♪
"♪ Making lazy... ♪"
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Listen, guys, I think there's a mistake here.
"Listen, guys, I think there's a mistake here."
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♪ Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma ♪
"♪ Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma ♪"
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[Fozzie shouting]
"[Fozzie shouting]"
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[gong sounding]
"[gong sounding]"
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- What's on the schedule next? - Well...
"- What's on the schedule next? - Well..."
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My subject tonight is our friends, the British.
"My subject tonight is our friends, the British."
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What?
"What?"
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No, no, no, no.
"No, no, no, no."
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Why should I? She never speaks any of mine.
"Why should I? She never speaks any of mine."
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Silence when you speak to me.
"Silence when you speak to me."
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Let us talk about the quaint English custom of teatime.
"Let us talk about the quaint English custom of teatime."
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[slurping]
"[slurping]"
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I thought to drink tea properly,
"I thought to drink tea properly,"
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Leave. Leave the stage.
"Leave. Leave the stage."
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[singing patriotic song]
"[singing patriotic song]"
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Will you go and get your bagpipes!
"Will you go and get your bagpipes!"
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The Eskimos turned on the air conditioner
"The Eskimos turned on the air conditioner"
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here is some music of Scotland played by...
"here is some music of Scotland played by..."
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I don't think I want to hear about this.
"I don't think I want to hear about this."
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[stops playing]
"[stops playing]"
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[sheep bleating]
"[sheep bleating]"
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The search continues for a missing man
"The search continues for a missing man"
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♪ He's a German shepherd ♪
"♪ He's a German shepherd ♪"
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[licking]
"[licking]"
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♪ Not well, thank you very much ♪
"♪ Not well, thank you very much ♪"
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♪ Oh, drat, there's a cat ♪
"♪ Oh, drat, there's a cat ♪"
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♪ Stop it, I feel dizzy Heel! Heel! Heel! ♪
"♪ Stop it, I feel dizzy Heel! Heel! Heel! ♪"
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Lack of international understanding?
"Lack of international understanding?"
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Nobody on the show tonight can understand anybody else.
"Nobody on the show tonight can understand anybody else."
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[up-tempo music]
"[up-tempo music]"
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[♪ Hava Nagila]
"[♪ Hava Nagila]"
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For sure, man.
"For sure, man."
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[both laughing]
"[both laughing]"
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Have you met Luis Greco, the Morse Code flamenco dancer?
"Have you met Luis Greco, the Morse Code flamenco dancer?"
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[tap dancing]
"[tap dancing]"
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The [unintelligible] has ruined the soufflé.
"The [unintelligible] has ruined the soufflé."
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Spain and Sweden have just declared war.
"Spain and Sweden have just declared war."
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it's now my irresponsible pleasure
"it's now my irresponsible pleasure"
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as being called, "The Intergalactic Brotherhood of Man, Including Things".
"as being called, "The Intergalactic Brotherhood of Man, Including Things"."
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What? What?
"What? What?"
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we can easily overlook those alien beings
"we can easily overlook those alien beings"
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Reach out for those forms of life.
"Reach out for those forms of life."
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Nice, Kermit? It's humanitarian...
"Nice, Kermit? It's humanitarian..."
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Ladies and gentlemen, the parade of nations!
"Ladies and gentlemen, the parade of nations!"
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Ladies and gentlemen, It's a Small World.
"Ladies and gentlemen, It's a Small World."
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♪ It's a world of hope and a world of fears ♪
"♪ It's a world of hope and a world of fears ♪"
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Out, out, out, out, out out!
"Out, out, out, out, out out!"
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♪ It's a small, small world ♪
"♪ It's a small, small world ♪"
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Will you guys cut that out?
"Will you guys cut that out?"
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- [Kermit] Cut that out. - ♪ It's a small world after all ♪
"- [Kermit] Cut that out. - ♪ It's a small world after all ♪"
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- [knock on door] - [man] Come in, knock-knock.
"- [knock on door] - [man] Come in, knock-knock."
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- Spike Milligan? - Yes.
"- Spike Milligan? - Yes."
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Thirty seconds to curtain.
"Thirty seconds to curtain."
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It's 30 seconds to the curtain,
"It's 30 seconds to the curtain,"
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it's five and 11 to the floor.
"it's five and 11 to the floor."
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I'll take the curtain.
"I'll take the curtain."
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Say, what's that you're wearing?
"Say, what's that you're wearing?"
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My family crest.
"My family crest."
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- What's that? - A coat of arms.
"- What's that? - A coat of arms."
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star,
"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star,"
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Mr. Spike Milligan.
"Mr. Spike Milligan."
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Yay!
"Yay!"
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[♪ Muppet Show theme]
"[♪ Muppet Show theme]"
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♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪
"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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♪ Why don't you get things started ♪
"♪ Why don't you get things started ♪"
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How much to get things started?
"How much to get things started?"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪
"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪"
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[squeaking]
"[squeaking]"
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Hi, there and thank you and welcome again
"Hi, there and thank you and welcome again"
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one of England's wildest comedians, Mr. Spike Milligan.
"one of England's wildest comedians, Mr. Spike Milligan."
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We wanted Spike on the show
"We wanted Spike on the show"
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We just learned that The Muppet Show
"We just learned that The Muppet Show"
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is being shown in 108 different countries.
"is being shown in 108 different countries."
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Uh-oh. Better get out your old army uniform.
"Uh-oh. Better get out your old army uniform."
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Yes, with 108 angry countries, there's bound to be trouble.
"Yes, with 108 angry countries, there's bound to be trouble."
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[laughing]
"[laughing]"
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We're going to have on our show people from
"We're going to have on our show people from"
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every one of those 108 countries.
"every one of those 108 countries."
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And we're gonna start things off
"And we're gonna start things off"
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with a tribute to the Land of the Rising Sun.
"with a tribute to the Land of the Rising Sun."
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[♪ Japanese traditional music]
"[♪ Japanese traditional music]"
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[♪ Oklahoma ]
"[♪ Oklahoma ]"
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♪ Oklahoma ♪
"♪ Oklahoma ♪"
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♪ Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain ♪
"♪ Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain ♪"
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Am I in the right show?
"Am I in the right show?"
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♪ Every night my honey lamb and I ♪
"♪ Every night my honey lamb and I ♪"
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♪ Sit alone and talk ♪
"♪ Sit alone and talk ♪"
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♪ And watch the hawk ♪
"♪ And watch the hawk ♪"
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♪ We know we belong to the land ♪
"♪ We know we belong to the land ♪"
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♪ And the land we belong to is grand ♪
"♪ And the land we belong to is grand ♪"
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♪ And when we say ♪
"♪ And when we say ♪"
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Ahh!
"Ahh!"
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- ♪ Yip-ai-ay ♪ - Whoa-ho!
"- ♪ Yip-ai-ay ♪ - Whoa-ho!"
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♪ We're only saying you're doing fine ♪
"♪ We're only saying you're doing fine ♪"
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- ♪ Oklahoma ♪ - OK!
"- ♪ Oklahoma ♪ - OK!"
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♪ Yokohama, Yokohama, Yokohama, Yokohama ♪
"♪ Yokohama, Yokohama, Yokohama, Yokohama ♪"
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Ha-so! Yah!
"Ha-so! Yah!"
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Ooh! Yah!
"Ooh! Yah!"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Huh! Oh!
"Huh! Oh!"
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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♪ We know we belong to the land ♪
"♪ We know we belong to the land ♪"
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♪ And the land we belong to is grand ♪
"♪ And the land we belong to is grand ♪"
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♪ And when we say ♪
"♪ And when we say ♪"
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- Ho! - ♪ Aye-yip-aye-yip-aye-a ♪
"- Ho! - ♪ Aye-yip-aye-yip-aye-a ♪"
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♪ We're only saying you're doing fine, Oklahoma ♪
"♪ We're only saying you're doing fine, Oklahoma ♪"
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♪ Oklahoma ♪
"♪ Oklahoma ♪"
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♪ Y-O-K-O-H-A-M-A ♪
"♪ Y-O-K-O-H-A-M-A ♪"
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